I've been handing out this book for 400 years...
Posted on 12/16/2009 3:44:19 PM PST by bloodmeridian
Twas the night before Kwanzaa, and throughout the White House,
Not a Kenyan was stirring, not even his spouse.
No stockings were hung from the chimney with care,
Because greenhouse emissions would heat up the air.
The children were each tucked away in their beds,
No nightmares of Public School troubling their heads.
(Excerpt) Read more at feedyouradhd.com ...
Is there something that's supposed to be important about this? Sounds kinda 'made up' if you aks me.
Kwanzaa is a holiday mainly celebrated by white public school teachers.
Damn! Now I've gone and dated myself with the stamps thing....
Yup.
lol
It’s true. Go up to a black person and ask them if the celebrate Kwanzaa, the most likely answer you’ll get is, “Get the F out of here!”
equal time for Festivus
equal time for Festivus
Oh crap...maybe I am. Well, that sucks.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
Does anybody thing Kwanza is becoming too commercial
It is a real as gay marriage.
... who feel guilty. lol
(Satire must be the in thing these days).
Thanks to Liberal Bob (emailer) for pointing to his latest video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WVCYvgGTUM
“On the 12th day kwaanza Obama gave to me”
(Added December 21, 2009)
“Kwanzaa is a holiday mainly celebrated by white public school teachers.”
ROTFLOL!!
“It’s true. Go up to a black person and ask them if the celebrate Kwanzaa, the most likely answer you’ll get is, “Get the F out of here!””
I did. He told me that as far as he knew,Kwanzaa is a holiday mainly celebrated by white public school teachers.
Quote:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2413436/posts
Albert the Green Nosed Reindeer
Posted on December 22, 2009 5:25:30 PM PST by Halfmanhalfamazing
Albert the Green Nosed Reindeer, had a growing bank account
And if you ever saw it, you would even wonder how
All of the other watermelons, used to scheme in smoke filled rooms
But now because of Albert, they will gain control of you
Then one smoky kwanzaa eve, Barack came to say
Albert with your friends on high, won’t you skew the truth tonight
Then all the watermelons loved him, as they shouted out with glee
Albert the green nosed reindeer, you’ll go down in infamy!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2414300/posts
“Obamacare: Nightmare before Christmas”
The Savannah Morning News ^ | December 23, 2009 | The Editors
Posted on December 23, 2009 9:55:17 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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