The World's Shortest Books (Humor)

The Way One Vike See's It ^ | 1/9/10 | OneVike

[OneVike]

Every now and then we just need to laugh. This was emailed to me and
I figured I would just pass it on. Well, I hope you enjoy the laugh.
"THINGS I DID TO DESERVE
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE"
by
Barack Obama
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"THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY"
by
Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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"HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA"
by
Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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"MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS"
by
Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
Introduction by Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr
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"THE DAY I STOOD UP TO CASTRO"
by
Janet Reno
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"THE CHILDREN I RESCUED FROM
DAVID KORESH'S COMPOUND”
by
Janet Reno
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"THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL"
by
Hillary Clinton
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"THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY"
"THE SEQUEL"
by
Bill Clinton
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"THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD"
by
Bill Gates
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"THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY"
by
Dennis Rodman
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"THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE"
by
Al Gore & John Kerry
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"OUR MANY PATRIOTIC SONGS"
by
The Dixie Chicks
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"AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC"
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"A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES"
by
Dr. J. Kevorkian
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"TO ALL THE MEN WE'VE LOVED BEFORE..."
by
Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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"THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY"
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"MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLER(S)"
by
O. J. Simpson
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"HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY"
by
Ted Kennedy
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"MY BOOK OF MORALS"
by
Bill Clinton
introduction by
Rev. Jesse Jackson
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"COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY!"
by
Nancy Pelosi
introduction by Rev. Jesse Jackson
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And in the spirit of the season (NFL playoff season that is)
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"OUR MANY LUMBARDI TROPHIES!"
by
the Minnesota Vikings & the Buffalo Bills
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"MY FAVORITE QUARTERBACKS"
by
Terrell Owens
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[OneVike]

If you have more then add the list.

[Revelation 911]

how to pimp a blog

[EveningStar]

I have several, but they are ethnic and would probably upset some people.

[freedumb2003]

The complete list of Jewish Athletes

[OneVike]

how to pimp a blog

Do you see a link anywhere in the joke that takes you to my blog???

I did after all list it under blogs. Now if you want to accuse me of such, then save it for when I do have a link, but that is seldom if ever. At least not by me.

[Ditter]

Vol 2: Jewish Hunters

[cripplecreek]

There’s some good comedy on the history channel right now. Its a liberal show called “Earth 2100” and it is downright hilarious.

[45semi]

'My Guide to the development of morals, courage, credibility & sobriety'

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by Ted Kennedy

[FourPeas]

The Beauty Inside by Michelle Obama

[HighWheeler]

“LUMBARDI” should be spelled “LOMBARDI”

[HighWheeler]

Is that the cartoonish show?

[FourPeas]

The Joy of Jihad, A Memoir of Suicide Bombers

Courage of Conviction by Barack Obama

My Humblest Moments by Geraldo Rivera

[cripplecreek]

Yeah, I’m sitting here giggling my butt off at the astouding stupidity.

[fanfan]

“The reason ex-wives have a bad reputation” by Heather Mills...Ping.

[OneVike]

“LUMBARDI” should be spelled “LOMBARDI”

No, I spelled it correctly.

After all, there can be no respect for a packer, even if he dies. Now if he joins our team, he might get respect IF he wins a Super Bowl for us. But until he does, Favre is still on probation, at least with me anyway.......LOL

[Third Person]

What I Learned in Public School...

[rabidralph]

Lombardi

[proudofthesouth]

I AM PROUD TO BE A HOMOSEXUAL by Barak Obama, Photos by Larry Sinclair

[Third Person]

Aging Gracefully by Nancy Pelosi

[Third Person]

That might be a long book...