Posted on 01/25/2010 10:20:11 AM PST by John Semmens
Venezuelan leader and noted loony, Hugo Chavez is claiming that the earthquake that devastated Haiti was caused by a United States attack using a new secret weapon called a “cavitron.” Chavez said he learned of this weapon when his intelligence service secured a copy of a secret report revealing its existence.
“This attack on innocent people is further evidence of the diabolical motives of the United States,” Chavez maintained. “There are even reports that American Red Cross workers now in Haiti are armed with hand-held cavitrons with which to further subdue the survivors.” Chavez called for “the progressive forces of the world to unite against this great Satan before its evil plan for world domination can be implemented.”
The “report” the Venezuelan Secret Service purloined for Chavez is actually a novel called State of Fear by Michael Crichton. In the novel, eco-terrorists use a “cavitron” to cause an underwater earthquake and tidal wave. In real life, a cavitron is a device used by dentists to clean teeth.
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I think Chavez has syphilis
Yep, all those Haitian survivors will have the cleanest teeth in the world.
The really funny thing is that this could be real - remember how they blamed the Indonesian tsunami on bombing Iraq?
“cavitron.”
My dentist uses one of those to fill teeth.
bump
Obviously not a Halliburton with Obamah in the White House, probably some diabolical product from Berkley.
I guess he is not in communication with his buddy Danny Glover because he states the earth quake was caused by global warming....these nuts need to get their story straight.....
Chavez has caca for brains.
Do any of his people actually believe anything he says?
Beware our wrath, Hugo Chavez!! We are America and we have the CAVITRON!!!
Sure......We just reved up HAARP and attacked Haiti.....If we could do such a thing don’t you think we’d aim it at YOU HUGO?? I think he’s smoking the same stuff that the Dems are these days...
I want one. Where can I buy one of those Hand-held Cavitron/s. I have a neighbor I would like to shake up.
I know what you’re thinking. Did we fire six shots or only five?......... You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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