Beam me to Planet Gore !
Posted on 02/19/2010 4:37:33 AM PST by Desperado67
This is a fictionalized account of an interview with a Global Warming Blowhard (GWB).
Rob Binsrick (RB): Thank you for coming in. Did you have any trouble driving through all the snow on the way to meet with me?
GWB: No not really. My Toyota Prius never has trouble moving. It is just stopping that causes me problems sometimes.
RB: That’s good. This has been quite a difficult winter for global warming proponents, hasn’t it?
GWB: What makes you say that?
RB: Well, the record and near-record snowfalls that have beset much of the United States during the wintertime. That can’t be good for those of you who are claiming that global warming is a reality.
GWB: Actually, it fully supports our claims. You see, because of global warming there is more moisture in the air due to the temperature being higher. That leads to more precipitation which, of course, in the wintertime manifests itself in the form of snow. Therefore, it would be more surprising if we were not having record snowfalls this winter.
RB: I see. But temperatures on average are colder this year than last year. Therefore, doesn’t that mean that there should have been even worse blizzards last year when the air was warmer than this year when it is much colder?
GWB: I don’t understand the comparison???
RB: Of course you don’t – let’s move on...
(Excerpt) Read more at examiner.com ...
There is a much easier method.
Most people who support the lie of APG base their temperature claims on the IPCC data.
Simply ask them how they made the measurements.
Most do not know.
I’ve yet to discuss this with someone who understands how woefully inadequate the measurements were.
Or ask them what is the “correct” global temparature
Or ask them shouldn’t we concentrate on the gases that are the greatest contribution to warming. And when they say yes, ask them how we are going to control water vapor.
LOL, you can just bury them in information until they snap.
I just say to anyone when I’m cold and it is cold here in north east FL.
“wow it’s freezing what happened to this supposed global warming, seems to have missed us I’m freezing and it’s supposed to get even colder “
I find it quite amusing when I bring up about we might have to ban cows from making gas or it’s even funnier when you see an SUV with a sticker saying go green vote blue.
When you ask them about it’s not a green car obama wouldn’t like it they just look confused.
Seems hypocrisy is missed on the loony hateful racist left
Yes, they don’t realize the rug has been pulled out from under them because of climategate.
The IPCC, NASA’s GISS, most of the scientists in those institutes, were all involved with generating bad predictions based on bad data which they put into bad models with bad programming.
Everything thing AGW is based upon is hopelessly corrupted.
After which, I add: Woolly mammoth flatulence, perhaps?
That’s the beauty of the con. No matter what the climate is, it supports their position.
bump
I need to keep an eye on this thread for more. I have to add to my toolkit for more arguments against the warmers.
I don’t get into many arguments with Warmers because I find that they are so ignorant that it is impossible for me to go beyond “Cold today, ain’t it?”
Most of them have absolutely no clue about any of the actual mechanics of the AGW theory, much less what might be wrong with it. They just hear everyone tell them that we’re making the planet get hot.
I have no problem with the global warmers...I say let them go about wringing their hands and crying that we’re all gonna die from heat, drowning, drought, pestilence, whatever....
What I DO have a HUGE problem with is that these idiots want MY MONEY to “fix” things....
Rant all you want, fools...just leave me and my money the hell alone!!!!!!
I did chuckle at this:
So do you really believe that a bunch of people in an area the size of Texas can have more of an impact on the climate than a gaseous ball of fire that is almost one billion times larger than Texas?
GWB: Well sure, because the Sun is so far away but all those people are right here on Earth.
RB: Okay, I was not ready for that answer. Let me ask this: Have you ever gotten a sunburn from being outside in the sunlight?
GWB: Yes.
RB: Have you ever gotten a sunburn from being around a crowd of people?
GWB: Well, no.
RB: So then do you think that maybe the power of the Sun is slightly higher than the power of humans?
GWB: I don’t understand the relevance of your question.
i always use this
i can disprove AGW in 6 words...
what ended the last ice age?
cracks me up watching that fry their brains trying to answer it.
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