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The Obama Feint by Fake Obama
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| Democrites
Posted on 03/30/2010 1:14:13 PM PDT by Democrites
What's up America? Let me start off by saying I look good...damn good in that picture. I mean look at me...I got my arm out and everything. I should have been a running back or something. Maybe I'll governmentize the NFL and make myself captain of every team. That way I win the Super Bowl every year. You would love that, wouldn't you? I know...you can't get enough of me.
Ok, let's get down to it. I'm guest blogging here on Democrites. I will post a little something each week. I know you want more but...come on...I'm president and much too busy to give the American people what they want. I've got speeches, lots of speeches to give. I also take a lot of vacations.
Anyway, for my first post I would like to teach you an important life lesson. I like to call it the "Obama Feint". It's really easy. Now, there are times in life, especially as president, where someone asks you question that you just don't want to answer. For example, someone might ask, "Why did you lie about lowering taxes on the middle class?" or "Did you actually read the health care bill?" I wouldn't want to answer those questions? Would you? Hell no. So, I invented something called the "Obama Feint". It's a simple two step process that will get you out of any awkward situation. Here's what you do...
1. Point to a random person in the crowd.
2. Say, "Medic! That person just fainted We need a Medic."
See what happened there? I ignored the question and got everyone thinking that the site of my beauty causes random people to collapse in my presence. I'm that good.
That's it! Enjoy everything that is me.
-Fake Obama
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; fakeobama; kittychow; newbie; newbiewithavanity; obamafeint; vanity; zot; zuluoscartango
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To: Democrites
Fake obama has good grammar, at least
To: reaganwasright1980
I am having a hard time finding even Fake Obama funny anymore.
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posted on
03/30/2010 1:17:39 PM PDT
by
ScoopAmma
To: Democrites
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posted on
03/30/2010 1:24:20 PM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Do you really want a representative who is more afraid of Nancy Pelosi than of you?)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Just trying to lighten the mood. Is calling someone a pimp considered rude?
To: Democrites
Not when you are pimping your blog.
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posted on
03/30/2010 2:27:57 PM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Do you really want a representative who is more afraid of Nancy Pelosi than of you?)
To: Democrites; Old Sarge; Darksheare; Conspiracy Guy; darkwing104; 50mm
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posted on
03/31/2010 8:49:11 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2nd.)
To: Democrites; 230FMJ; 50mm; A.Hun; abigailsmybaby; AFPhys; Aircop_2006; AliVeritas; Allegra; ...
Just trying to lighten the mood. Is calling someone a pimp considered rude?Not when they just recieved a 15 million volt rectal exam...
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.
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posted on
03/31/2010 9:44:28 AM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Lets get dangerous)
To: darkwing104
IATZ. Wow, that was quick!
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posted on
03/31/2010 9:46:17 AM PDT
by
reaganaut
(Ex-mormon, now Christian - "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
To: Democrites
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posted on
03/31/2010 9:48:09 AM PDT
by
Oceander
(The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance -- Thos. Jefferson)
To: Democrites
Zip ZAP!
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posted on
03/31/2010 9:52:03 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Entitlements will do to America what drugs eventually do to addicts)
To: Democrites; darkwing104
IATZ! Whew! Zing and gawn! Note the precision of the VK's:
To: Democrites
And don’t forget your lovely parting gifts.
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posted on
03/31/2010 10:07:57 AM PDT
by
SmithL
To: darkwing104
3.5 trillion electron-volts, right in the jubblies. Those kittens are GOOD.
}:-)4
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posted on
03/31/2010 10:46:41 AM PDT
by
Moose4
(Wasting away again in Michaelnifongville.)
To: darkwing104
Extra cup o coffee this morning, Darkwing? ;-)
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posted on
03/31/2010 10:49:52 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Support our troops....and vote out the RINOS!)
To: SmithL
And don’t forget your lovely parting gifts. Rice-a-Roni? Turtle Wax?
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posted on
03/31/2010 10:51:39 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I think you were a bit hard on the Beaver...
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posted on
03/31/2010 10:54:16 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
To: darkwing104
My oh my, I like quickies in the morning...
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posted on
03/31/2010 11:07:14 AM PDT
by
bcsco
(Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
To: Cyber Liberty
Newbies telling us to lighten up....Viking Kitties thought he said “lightening up” .... lol
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posted on
03/31/2010 11:36:50 AM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Do you really want a representative who is more afraid of Nancy Pelosi than of you?)
To: Democrites
Click the Pic
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posted on
03/31/2010 11:38:17 AM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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