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| T Christopher
Posted on 08/30/2010 1:18:46 PM PDT by T Christopher
![[Obama village idiot]](http://wyblog.us/images/villageidiot-E1283125984347.jpg)
This picture of the President and the First Lady touring New Orleans has gone viral today, and I couldn't help but get in on the action and have some fun with it. So, take a shot and send me your best caption. While its a little long winded, I kinda liked this one...
"Before his speech at Xavier University, Barry and Michelle visit the Columbia Pac Development to view newly built homes rebuilt below sea level and will flood again someday, and will again be rebuilt with your federal tax money. Makes ya proud don't it?"
The WyBlog offered up a few to get you going.
A Village in Kenya Is Missing Its Idiot.
Personally, I think he's going in for a layup.
Attention Peasants: The Great Hussein-ini will now pass this umbrella handle through the metal bar.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
The Round Peg does not fit in the Square Hole.
A few more I've been kicking around...
"Is it Even Raining?"
"Respect My Author-i-tie"
"See... Its because I'm left handed..."
"This must be one of those Republican umbrellas"
"Yeah... And Kanye's the Jackass!"
"Don't You Get Me Wet Barack!!"
"If one Drop Hits Me....!!!"
"When it Rains it Pours!"
"The hardest part is getting in the front door."
"I knew I should have drank my brilliant juice this morning"
"Side effect of Gulf seafood - stupidity?"
"Bad Economy Ha! More Like Bad Umbrella!"
"Who said I can't Handle the Simple Tasks?"
"One Fish Two Fish Red Fish... Shit!!"
"Too Many Hurricanes?"
"Singing in the rain, just singing in the .....*#($!"
------------------- If you really wanna have some fun with this... imagine what the captions would have been if this was President Bush rather than Bammy... Maybe something like this...
"Uhh?? Duh!"
"Really W? Really?"
"Come on George... Honey - Its bad luck to open an umbrella inside?"
"No One Told Me It Rained So Much Here."
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: caption; obama; photo; umbrella; umbrellagate
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To: T Christopher
where’s the teleprompter to tell me how to get this thing down??
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posted on
08/30/2010 1:20:42 PM PDT
by
bareford101
(Be loud! We have nothing NOTHING - to apologize for in fighting for our Country!!)
To: T Christopher
Hurry Barrack i Gotta Peeee
3
posted on
08/30/2010 1:21:08 PM PDT
by
ATOMIC_PUNK
(Any man may make a mistake ; none but a fool will persist in it . { Latin proverb })
To: T Christopher
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down....
4
posted on
08/30/2010 1:22:05 PM PDT
by
jersey117
To: T Christopher
Does anyone have Drudge’s picture of Putin? Nice compare and contrast...
5
posted on
08/30/2010 1:22:37 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(TIME Magazine - - a conserve-a-phobe publication.)
To: T Christopher
“I feel just like Mary Poppins!”
To: T Christopher
You almosted posted your Caption vanity right next to the last Caption vanity.
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This picture of the President and the First Lady touring New Orleans has gone viral today, and I couldn't help but get in on the action and have some fun with it. So, take a shot and send me your best caption. While its a little long winded, I kinda liked this one... "Before his speech at Xavier University, Barry and Michelle visit the Columbia Pac Development to view newly built homes rebuilt below sea level and will flood again someday, and will again be rebuilt with your federal tax money. Makes ya proud don't it?" The WyBlog offered up...
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The bad news: He published it in a British paper. Close enough?I think this is the first time I’ve seen a politician use the words “I’m unemployed� in an op-ed. I’m unemployed, and, if elected, I can teach the Harvard rich kids in the White House and the senate a thing or two. I will vote for any law and propose any measure to keep jobs in my state of South Carolina. I will vote for huge tariffs, and, if necessary, vote to ban imports of foreign goods. Millionaire egghead politicians in the pocket of big business talk about “free...
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“The leader of the free world can’t figure out how to get the umbrella on the other side.”
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posted on
08/30/2010 1:23:01 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Voooo_Dooo, uhbummer dummer..
To: T Christopher
“One fish two fish........”
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
9
posted on
08/30/2010 1:24:51 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
To: T Christopher
“Look Moosechelle, I’m gonna need to cut this thing in half to get through the gate! Unprecedented!”
10
posted on
08/30/2010 1:25:51 PM PDT
by
GnuHere
To: T Christopher
im going to the mothership, wanna come...
11
posted on
08/30/2010 1:25:54 PM PDT
by
ronnied
(target shooters don't raise toilet seats...)
To: T Christopher
Whitey set me up..vast umbrella conspiracy
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
The side by side Obama/Putin on Drudge is priceless ,, Putin is gonna harpoon something...
To: T Christopher
Odd that it isn’t in Google Images...
not really LOL!
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posted on
08/30/2010 1:27:51 PM PDT
by
mrsmith
To: T Christopher
Remembering what they did to Gerald Ford, Dan Quayle and George Bush, this is great!
To: T Christopher
But we came in this way. I don’t understand.
To: T Christopher
The man who has taken control of our economy, the car companies, two wars and your health, ladies and gentlemen.
17
posted on
08/30/2010 1:30:01 PM PDT
by
Darkwolf377
(Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. -- written by Robert Towne)
To: T Christopher
A spoonful of sugar makes the Obamacare medicine go down.
Oh look ! It's a girl's bike.
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posted on
08/30/2010 1:36:02 PM PDT
by
pyx
(Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
To: Neidermeyer
20
posted on
08/30/2010 1:38:40 PM PDT
by
CONSERVE
To: T Christopher
21
posted on
08/30/2010 1:42:27 PM PDT
by
Hacklehead
(Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
To: CONSERVE
To: T Christopher
Oh this is just great - now he’s going to name an umbrella czar!
To: CONSERVE
Very appropriate, thank you for posting that.
24
posted on
08/30/2010 1:43:48 PM PDT
by
ottbmare
(off-the-track Thoroughbred mare)
To: Hacklehead
Keep’em coming folks. These are brilliant. I’m updating the list as you go...
To: T Christopher
We will NEVER get through here...we need to find another way!
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posted on
08/30/2010 1:45:31 PM PDT
by
IC Ken
To: pyx
Sqeeze my knees tight for Pee Wee Herman’s Big Adventure?
Lew in Ks.
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posted on
08/30/2010 1:46:04 PM PDT
by
laterldf
To: laterldf
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posted on
08/30/2010 1:49:07 PM PDT
by
pyx
(Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
To: T Christopher
“This bar is . . . uh, unexpected! The umbrella won’t fit under it, over it, or through it.
I think George Bush and the Republicans must have built it!!
To: GOPJ
Does anyone have Drudge’s picture of Putin? Nice compare and contrast...
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For God’s sake, Putin was killing a whale with a crossbow. Also what a creep he is walking around half naked most of the time.
To: T Christopher
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posted on
08/30/2010 1:59:51 PM PDT
by
Berlin_Freeper
(Chump Obama promised "Change" and we got chump change.)
To: pyx
“It’s a girl’s bike” OMG LOL et al.
To: T Christopher
...ella ella, ay ay ay!!!!!!!
33
posted on
08/30/2010 2:05:44 PM PDT
by
maclogo
(Think Logically ((It really ticks off the Liberals))
To: T Christopher
Uhh...ummmmbrella
To: T Christopher
Barack and Michelle cakewalk through New Orleans...it’s party time!
35
posted on
08/30/2010 2:11:31 PM PDT
by
JrsyJack
(a healthy dose of buckshot will probably get you the last word in any argument.)
To: Berlin_Freeper
“I’m singing in the rain....just singing in the rain...what a glorious feeling, I’m happy again”.....Wow I can’t believe I remember that:-)
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posted on
08/30/2010 2:12:00 PM PDT
by
geege
To: Responsibility2nd
That other thread vanished!
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posted on
08/30/2010 2:13:59 PM PDT
by
NRPM
(America again in 2010!)
To: maclogo
“...ella ella, ay ay ay!!!!!!!” = brilliant. I think we have a new front-runner!!
To: T Christopher
Seeking to evade the Imperial Death Star overhead, an escaped Wookiee receives assistance from her gay neighbor.
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posted on
08/30/2010 2:17:24 PM PDT
by
Dagnabitt
("Obama" - Swahili for "Fail")
To: T Christopher
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posted on
08/30/2010 2:18:35 PM PDT
by
red-dawg
(We have learned to stop terrorism on planes by ourselves, it's time to do that in D.C.)
To: T Christopher
“If we can just get rid of Poppins’ umbrella, no one will ever find her body.”
To: Neidermeyer
Putin was harpooning a whale on open waters.... for research. Other shots show him delivering the vile sample...he got it on the forth shot.
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posted on
08/30/2010 2:24:15 PM PDT
by
caww
To: Dagnabitt
On another well-known and respected site, someone said “Michelle is gettin’ ready for the tip off”
Or something like that. Still, LOL.
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posted on
08/30/2010 2:46:59 PM PDT
by
Scarpetta
(e pluribus victim)
To: Scarpetta
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posted on
08/30/2010 2:52:06 PM PDT
by
terjon
To: T Christopher
Spend-dloo-Spend-Spend-Spend
Spend-dloo-Spend-Spend-Spend-Spend
Spend-dloo-Spend-Spend-Spend-Spend
Spend-dloo-Spend-Spend-Spend-Spend...
I’m spending in the rain
Just spending in the rain
What a glorious feelin’
I’m progressive again
I’m taxing at stocks
So dark up above
The sun’s in my heart
And I’m ready for tarp
Let the stormy stocks chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I’ve a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a progressive refrain
Just spendin’,
Spendin’ in the rain
Taxin’ in the rain
Tax-ah Tax-ah Tax-ah
Tax-ah Tax-ah Tax-ah
I’m progressive again!
I’m spendin’ and Taxin’ in the rain!
I’m Taxin’ and spendin’ in the rain...
[ADDITIONAL VERSE]
Why am I smiling
And why do I spend?
Why does November
Seem funny as spring?
Why do I get up
Each morning and start?
Progressive and head up
With joy in my heart
Why is each new task
A trifle to do?
Because I am living
A life funded by you.
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posted on
08/30/2010 2:52:16 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: geege
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posted on
08/30/2010 2:54:45 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: mnehring
That would make a good video with all foreclosed houses (signs) in the background and unemployment charts along with out of business signs displayed, while he is singing and dancing with Wookie...
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posted on
08/30/2010 2:59:20 PM PDT
by
geege
To: T Christopher
I was gonna write something, but I faggot what it was.
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posted on
08/30/2010 3:09:41 PM PDT
by
Newtoidaho
(Liberals are drooling buffoons backed by satanic goons.)
To: DefeatCorruption
For God’s sake, Putin was killing a whale with a crossbow.No he wasn't - it was a science expedition and they were taking skin samples
Also what a creep he is walking around half naked most of the time.
I don't know about that one, I'm glad I don't keep many tabs on him - eew
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posted on
08/30/2010 3:38:46 PM PDT
by
libertarian27
(Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
To: DefeatCorruption
He wasn’t killing the whale, he was tagging it...
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posted on
08/30/2010 4:10:23 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(TIME Magazine - - a conserve-a-phobe publication.)
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