Things That Are Worse Than Witchcraft...

The Looking Spoon ^ | 9-21-10 | Jared H. McAndersen

[The Looking Spoon]

O'Donnell may have stupidly "dabbled in witchcraft" but I can think of a few things that may be worse...

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Bill Maher having a nose that big and never realizing how bad his jokes stink.

Being the "um" counter in one of Obama's teleprompterless speeches

Watching Harry Reid try to convince a sports store clerk that he really needs that jock strap.

Electing Charlie Crist to anything but Self-tanner Czar

Barney Frank retiring from Congress to become the new spokesman for Viagra.

Studying the medical phenomenon of how Biden's hair plugs take root anything to in that big empty head

Pelosi fundraisers where guests donate with botox coupons

The data Al Gore uses to prove global warming

Being Chris Coons and realizing your opponent for Senate "dabbled" in something more believable than Marxism.

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[Doogle]

..or having your mother-in-law practice voodoo in the White Hut

[Deagle]

Heh... I really doubt that anyone here holds it against O’Donnell that she “dabbled” in witchcraft in high school.

Really, this is about how she will vote in the Senate and most of us here know. So this is not about her but much more about Coons who is a rather despicable person in his own right.

How about we just let the liberal media have their say and then elect her because she is so much better a candidate than Coons...

Really folks...

[Julia H.]

Who among us hasn’t at least THOUGHT about consecrating an amulet against the Demoncrats?

[Fiji Hill]

Marxism, in which her opponent dabbled, is similar, in some ways, to witchcraft. Whereas witches try to manipulate supernatural forces, Marxists try to manipulate economic, social and historical forces.

[frogjerk]

I wouldn't try to make the argument that dabbling in witchcraft isn't extremely bad because it is a mortal sin.

What I would emphasize is that O'Donnell admitted that she did something very stupid as a teen as we all have probably done and I'm sure she's probably confessed this in the Sacrament or Reconciliation.

If we are going start digging up everybody's long past life then it is going to get real ugly for the DIMs real fast.

And for the record Coons is a current pro-abort, pro-embryo-carving worshiper of Moloch...just saying.

[frogjerk]

Heh... I really doubt that anyone here holds it against O’Donnell that she “dabbled” in witchcraft in high school.

The Lord God would hold it against her IF she didn't admit what she did was wrong. She is publicly stating over and over what she did was wrong. I'm not sure the Lord is happy with everyone bringing up her past (forgiven) sins.

[pallis]

Things that are worse than witchcraft...?

Islam
Being a Democrat
Political Correctness
Multiculturalism
Working for CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC, NYT and the WP.
Global warming
Illegal immigration
Alcohol in gas
Mexican cigars...

[reasonisfaith]

The following separate quotes were apparently written by Marx.
“The hellish vapors rise and fill the brain,
Till I go mad and my heart is utterly changed.
See this sword? The prince of darkness sold it to me.
For me beats the time and gives the signs.
Ever more boldly I play the dance of death.”

and

“Thus heaven I’ve forfeited, I know it full well.
My soul, once true to God, is chosen for hell.”

I believe it’s best to pay as little attention as possible to dark writings like this. But we should know what we’re dealing with, when we deal with socialists.

[Deagle]

Please get off of the Witchcraft kick!

She is a Christian now... if you don’t understand that, then we don’t want your vote...

[The Looking Spoon]

Please understand...I’m not holding it against her. Kids do really stupid things, and she had been a Christian crusading for conservative values for years when she made the admission.

I’m trying to have fun with it. Making a joke of BS like this is what makes it go away....

[Deagle]

Okay...works for me... but some here might take that wrong.

[frogjerk]

Please get off of the Witchcraft kick! She is a Christian now... if you don’t understand that, then we don’t want your vote...

Did you read any of my posts dope? I am not on a witchcraft kick.