DUmmie FUnnies 11-02-10 ("Have a very, very good feeling about tonight")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 2, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

They have high hopes. Hiiiigh Hopes! Yes, it is still early in the evening and the DUmmies still have high hopes. Call it the comedic prelude to Der Untergang as you can see in this still optimistic THREAD, "Have a very, very good feeling about tonight." Freudenschade, baby! So let us now watch the DUmmies in the moments before their shattered innocence express their HIGH HOPES in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who has his own high hopes about lots of DUmmie comedy material tonight, is in the [brackets]:

Have a very, very good feeling about tonight

[You will need to get high, dopes!]

I believe we will have 54 Senate seats, 234 House Seats, and have a few pleasant surprises in the Governorships.

[I BEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEVEEE!!!]

Thanks DU for getting out there and voting.

[How many times? And now to the rest of the Pollyanna DUmmies...]

I'm torn between feeling slightly optimistic and feeling like we'll get b-slapped again

[The latter is the realistic scenario.]

And you know what I'm going to celebrate all our wins and all the great work done by the Dem volunteers and activists.

[Pop open that Freudenschade victory champagne...NOW!!!]

The ONLY way we can lose is if the GOP cheats/steals like we know they do. They will try, given the ridiculous predictions of their M$M mouthpieces -- but it won't be enough.

[So should we keep a sharp lookout for vote fraud in Harris County, TX and King County, WA?]

I just don't want everyone (1) crying and screaming; and/or (2) shouting "stolen election"! The polls are pretty clear, and even if they're wrong, it's not going to save us from losing the House. Just some reality-based talk here.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I felt good back when we thought Kerry was going to take the White House. I will never again get my hopes up like that. It just hurt too danged much.

[Yes, how well I remember the DUmmies celebrating their Freudenschade victory in 2004...and I still haven't stopped laughing.]

**spewing coffee**

[Soon you will be spewing dinner.]

[PJ-Comix]

So it begins. Fasten your seatbelts for what might be the FUnniest of all DUFU nights...and days ahead.

[Question Liberal Authority]

I agree. I also have a very very good feeling about tonight.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[nesnah]

Thank you, PJ. I always read this thread. It makes for many laughs.

[MrEdd]

Dewey Wins

[Parley Baer]

Suicide watch begins over at DU. Hahahahahahaha.

[therightliveswithus]

This is better than comedy!

[Question Liberal Authority]

I believe we will have 54 Senate seats, 234 House Seats, and have a few pleasant surprises in the Governorships.

They didn't get anything done with 60 seats. How is 54 going to help?

[E Rocc]

Top 10?

[mnehring]

Sorry Frank.

Next time you’re found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he’ll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can’t
Move a rubber tree plant

But he’s got prop 19 hopes, he’s got prop 19 hopes
He’s got prop 19 apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time you’re gettin’ low
‘stead of lettin’ go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your back’s to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he’d punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin’ that dam

but he’s got prop 19 hopes, he’s got prop 19 hopes
He’s got prop 19 apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time you’re feelin’ bad
‘stead of feelin’ sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All dems just a toy balloon
They’ll be bursted soon
They’re just bound to go pop

Oops there goes another dem kerplop
Oops, there goes another dem kerplop
Oops, there goes another dem kerplop
Kerplop!

[Celtic Cross]

"I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe I-"

But Mr. DUer, look at the polls. The 'rats are getting beaten-

"Shuddup FReeper troll cheater election stealer troll bot! I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe..."

[Darkwolf377]

Geez, that’s the best they can muster? They must all be drunk already.

[Jim from C-Town]

“So let us now watch the DUmmies in the moments before their shattered innocence express their HIGH HOPES in Bolshevik Red”

There are no innocents over there, they are all pro-marxist, Pro-abortion accomplices to murder!

[cripplecreek]

a few pleasant surprises in the Governorships.

Virg Bernero is going to overcome that 20 point deficit for a spectacular come from behind win?

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 20!

[franksolich]

I believe we will have 54 Senate seats, 234 House Seats, and have a few pleasant surprises in the Governorships.

Well now, this is confusing.

This would be a loss, in both the Senate and House, for the Dems.

So how would this be a "win," the Dems keeping Congress? They still lost seats, so it would be a loss.

[2ndDivisionVet]

[freedumb2003]

Top 20?

Is DU in lockdown yet?

[GeronL]

how does that ant, move the rubber tree plant?

Cuz he’s got HIGH HOPES

[mc5cents]

Republicans: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
DUmmies: Yes I have!
Republicans: Look
DUmmies: Just a flesh wound.