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DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-10 (The DUmmies are revolting!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 28, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/28/2010 8:18:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are revolting! Again! Once more the cry goes out, "To the streets! Man the barricades! Liberté! Égalité! Fraternité!" The oppressed masses are RISING UP!

The call to revolution comes in response to the utter FRUSTRATION voiced by DUmmie Cyrano in this THREAD, "Why are we letting ourselves get screwed … and screwed … and screwed?"

Do you hear the DUmmies sing? It is the stuff in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, letting the DUmmies know they can start the revolution without me, is in the [brackets]:

Why are we letting ourselves get screwed … and screwed … and screwed?

[How many DUmmies does it take to screw themselves? All of them!]

I believe the answer is because we are both unwilling and unable to do anything about it.

[Democratic Uninvolved.]

Who’s destroying our country and our lives? We know a few names like the Koch Brothers and Rupert Murdoch. But most of them are faceless, nameless, incredibly wealthy people.

[THEY are destroying us! RICH people, without faces, without names!]

But even if we had the names of our owners, what would we do about it? My guess is, not a damn thing.

[An indirect challenge by Cyrano to rise up and DU something!]

Somewhere along the way, we lost the ability and the knowledge of how to stand up to oppressors. . . . We’re on our own, we’re being raped, pillaged and plundered, and we are doing absolutely nothing to put an end to it.

[Shake, rattle, and roll. Rape, pillage, and plunder. It's what we oppressors do.]

So here’s my question for anyone who thinks they have an answer. Given the vast power arrayed against us, what can we do to salvage what’s left of our country and our own well being?

[Is this a trick question? . . . Now let's see what answers the oppressed masses have . . .]

simple: demand campaign finance reform and a return of the Fairness Doctrine

[Well, that's simple! One, two, and we're done!]

the people have been duped into believing . . . that challenging power is "crazy", yet Europeans do it successfully all the time.

[DUmmies are all Euro-wannabes.]

This country's not going to turn itself around until we see a few good riots in the streets.

[To the streets! DUmmie backscatter712 issues the call!]

Riots in the streets will be put down with maximum force and brutality.

[Oh, Cyrano, you're such a Debbie Downer!]

We can vote, donate, give our time. Call, write letters . . . it's worked well so far.

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

It's not difficult to find out who "they" are.

[Look for rich people with no names and no faces.]

Nobody's coming to our rescue, if we can't help ourselves. Don't wait for some sort of messiah and don't get too deeply invested in charismatic "hope and change" figures. You are the revolution.

[Remember that, DUmmies: YOU are the revolution! Doesn't that just fill you with confidence?]

The rich are merely the most successful con men, thieves and sociopaths. You cannot (99% of the time anyway) get to be rich without lying, cheating, stealing and generally conning people out of their money. There isn't a single multi-millionaire in this nation that is not guilty of at least one of those and probably all of them on a daily basis.

[Class warfare much?]

So the question becomes, why riot? Why not assault their mansions and put all the wealthy crooks under citizens arrest and take back out country!!!

[Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest! < /pyle> ]

Tear down their walls, put them under siege. . . . They all are guilty of crimes against humanity. . . . Jail them all!!!

[To The Hague with the lot of 'em!]

Brothers and sisters in the military and police, join with us when the time is right.

[I'm sure they're listening.]

There is a good chance that they'll side with us and march along side us to the houses of the rich.

[I can see it now . . . in Fantasyland!]

Are you suggesting a "Rambo-like" solution?

[I think it's more like a DUmbo-like solution.]

The immediate result would be anarchy. And after that, who knows?

[Like this is really going to happen in the first place!]

Disunity among the screwees.

[I think you're all pretty screwy!]

Too many of the screwees think they are "standing up for freedom" by bending over for exploitation.

[That's how benburch rolls.]

Dumbed down schools where "making the grade" - AVERAGE - is considered a resounding SUCCESS!! . . . This carries over into sports. Everyone gets a trophy just for SHOWING UP. The kid who whines . . . the kids who bust their ass on every single drill, every single play - get the same stupid trophy. . . . So the ones who aren't "so smart" want everything the the "smart" ones do - but they're not willing - and not even capable - of working for it. . . . They want to drag us all down to their level.

[Thank you. You have just described succinctly the problem with socialism.]

ap x pe = tp (amount of pain multiplied by the number of people experiencing that pain equals the tipping point)

[IQ x 00 = DU]

I think the word I'm really searching for is brainwashed...and in an odd way, naive.

[I think the word I'm really searching for is brain-dead...and in an odd way, NUTS!]

Direct action in our local communities. . . . Strikes. Boycotts. SPONTANEOUS protests. Mass Civil Disobedience.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

For whatever it's worth, our species has been screwing the planet and each other since we gained sentience all those millenia ago. There's just more of us and we talk about it more now. . . . The revolution ain't coming any time soon.

[Tomorrow's revolution has been canceled due to lack of interest.]

democrats sold their soles for campaign money.

[And so they were defeeted.]

They always screw enough to hurt but not enough to break.

[Mr. Ben LIKE it like dat!]

Shut the f***ers down. STOP watching tv, STOP buying their crap, STOP supporting anything those bastards do. . . .

[Not One D*mn Anything!]

They are already winding us down and have robbed us significant resources to affect their plans, which means they no longer significantly care if we feed their beast.

[They! I hate Them!]

Their tentacles are already stretched around the globe. . . . Do you suppose it's possible that UFOs are actually watching us to make sure the vultures can't escape from this planet to loot other civilizations out there?

[They want to loot Uranus!]

At this point we should be aggressively in the streets. . . .

[Instead, we're sitting in our basements posting about a fantasy revolution that isn't going to happen.]

Direct action in your spare time isn't going to do much good as long as you support them 40-60 hours a week at your day job. . . . Do what you have to do in your own life to be able to implement, on demand, a general corporate strike. Don't work for them. . . .

[Not One D*mn Job! That'll show Them!]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; spartansixdelta
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To: Liberty Valance

“Riots in the streets will be put down with maximum force and brutality.”

Silly DUmmies - only leftists riot in the streets.


21 posted on 11/28/2010 8:32:40 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I am calling for work on the legislative frontline now that we have it.

The peaceful dummies always want blood when things dont go their way


22 posted on 11/28/2010 8:32:59 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson
(The DUmmies are revolting!)

Disgusting even!

23 posted on 11/28/2010 8:34:30 PM PST by luvie (Atlas has shrugged)
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To: comebacknewt

Just dont harm Johnny Depps face LoL


24 posted on 11/28/2010 8:34:44 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: cripplecreek

Almost every DUmmie Democrat hero is rich. Would be fun the see the Librolution scream “off with the riches heads. Oh except for the Clintons, John Edwards, every lib pol, etc.”


25 posted on 11/28/2010 8:35:41 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: kimmie7
There is a good chance that they'll side with us and march along side us to the houses of the rich.

Start with george soros. Then, john and mama kerry. Since you are in the neighborhood, burn down the $100 million kennedy compound! After that, that irish rich-bitch, bono. Follow that with the march on barbra streisand's $45+ million dollar estate. Keep the march going by going South on PCH and burn the limousine liberal actors, actresses and entertainers in the Malibu Colony -- there is not a single home among them worth less than $10 million. They must be razed!!!!

Oh, and don't forget to burn down the o-zero's(modest) $3+ million dollar mansion in Chicago.

Yes my friends, make the EEEVIL RICH pay for their sins!!!!

26 posted on 11/28/2010 8:35:59 PM PST by freedumb2003 (FYI: everything I post is IMHO -- YOU JACKWAGON! [no offense -- I just like that word])
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To: Charles Henrickson
In all that is just and good, this is a very good DF thread. I got a particular delight in this one......

The rich are merely the most successful con men, thieves and sociopaths. You cannot (99% of the time anyway) get to be rich without lying, cheating, stealing and generally conning people out of their money. There isn't a single multi-millionaire in this nation that is not guilty of at least one of those and probably all of them on a daily basis.


Those kids would do well to work with a "millionaire" farmer in Tennessee for a week. It would break their back and their horses ass spirit as well.
27 posted on 11/28/2010 8:36:12 PM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
At this point we should be aggressively in the streets. . . .


28 posted on 11/28/2010 8:36:36 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

DU Misérables!!! oy.


29 posted on 11/28/2010 8:39:40 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Don't touch my junk!!!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

DU Miserables!!


30 posted on 11/28/2010 8:40:23 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They sound ultra-defeated. Hopeless - and changeless, since they are proposing that no DUer have a job, on principle!

They sound really, really depressed!

:-)


31 posted on 11/28/2010 8:41:08 PM PST by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.CSLewis)
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To: upsdriver

32 posted on 11/28/2010 8:42:34 PM PST by xp38
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To: little jeremiah

To be completely fair. has anyone see Sarah Palins show tonight?

Thats what I want out of life. Lovely.


33 posted on 11/28/2010 8:47:40 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Reading those things you can almost hear THe tONE of THEir VOIces goING up aND DOWn as they're pounded by their fascist masters even while they're complaining about “the rich”. I mean, Gawd, how many John Kerry “populists” will it take before the brainwashed twits who are at the beck and call of the Soros billions get even a single clue about who they're really supporting?

I hope the democrat fascists do decide to man the barricades and go for their big revolution. I've kept track of several people ever since 1970 just in case they ever manage to get their revolution rolling and it all hits the fan. I'd hate to have them spend their entire lives blathering about the need for a fascist revolt and then not die as martyrs for their cause. I know it's more consideration than they deserve, but I just have this kind and mellow streak that makes me want to be sure that if possible they finally get their reward.

34 posted on 11/28/2010 8:54:39 PM PST by Rashputin (Barry is totally insane and being kept medicated and on golf courses to hide the fact)
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL !!

I was going to say don’t make me post a DUmmy pic.

LOL !! Perfect !


35 posted on 11/28/2010 8:55:17 PM PST by Jacktown
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yet, three weeks ago before the midterms, everything was hunky-dory.


36 posted on 11/28/2010 8:56:26 PM PST by The KG9 Kid
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To: Rashputin
I'd hate to have them spend their entire lives blathering about the need for a fascist revolt and then not die as martyrs for their cause.

You're a dearheart LoL

37 posted on 11/28/2010 8:59:10 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Do you suppose it's possible that UFOs are actually watching us to make sure the vultures can't escape from this planet to loot other civilizations out there?


^
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Dummies
We can hope! ;)

38 posted on 11/28/2010 9:00:02 PM PST by luvie (Atlas has shrugged)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Judging from the tone over in DUmmieland tonight, it looks like they might have canceled Karaoke night tonight at the sushi place due to the snow.


39 posted on 11/28/2010 9:00:15 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Don't touch my junk!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It’s the corporations, man! The corporations!

They’re evil man, they’re evil!

They control my mind, man! They control my mind!


40 posted on 11/28/2010 9:03:49 PM PST by mojito
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