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DUmmie FUnnies 02-02-11 (Palinoia strikes deep: DUmmies DUped by Palin-invade-Egypt spoof!
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 2, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 02/02/2011 3:41:11 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

Palinoia strikes deep. Into DU it will freep. . . . Yes, every day of the month the moonbats suffer from PMS (Palin Madness Syndrome). It causes the DUmmies to believe just about anything--anything bad--about Sarah Palin. Thus they will fall for even an obvious piece of satire written about Mama Grizzly, thinking it is true.

That's what happened the other day in DUmmieland. It started when the media guy the DUmmies most look up to, Rachel Mancow, read a portion of an article about Mooselini preparing to invade Egypt--a satirical piece--and Rachel thought it was true! And so the mind-numbed DUmmie robots blindly followed.

And to document this DUping of the DUmmies, today we will look at posts from . . .

This THREAD, "Rachel Maddow: "Did You Know You Secretly Dream Of The Annihilation Of Israel?"
This THREAD, "Rachel I love you for doing this backgrounder on Egypt"
This THREAD, "Ok the revolution is extending to the media"
This THREAD, "Christwire. org... and eschatology"
This THREAD, "My apologies DU"

Now the FUnniest thing of all in this is that the DUmmie who got DUped the worst is none other than nadinbrzezinski. Know-it-all Nadin likes to fancy herself the DUmp's resident authority on international relations, foreign affairs, trend-spotting, and all things geopolitical. She's got a DEGREE in HISTORY, d*mmit, plus that hard-to-spell foreign-sounding name. So when a story like a brewing revolution in Egypt hits the news, why, you can be sure that Know-it-all Nadin will be all over that like white on rice!

So let us now watch the gullible DUmmies, especially Know-it-all Nadin, let their PMS get the better of them, in Red Sea Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if PJ can get the DUmmies a coupon for $5 off a Bridge to Nowhere I'd like to sell them, is in the [brackets]:

Rachel Maddow: "Did You Know You Secretly Dream Of The Annihilation Of Israel?"

[Rachel Maddow, did you know you're about to be taken in by your Palinoia?]

Also out in that way, way beyond region, the website christwire.org believes that "The escalating crisis in Egypt could become a defining moment for Sarah Palin...Governor Palin needs to speak out publicly and forcibly for an American-led invasion to protect our interests in North Africa. As the largest recipient of foreign aid next to Israel, the United States has a tremendous investment in keeping Egypt stable and relatively terrorist-free...Upon her direction, other Western nations are sure to join us."

[This "christwire.org" piece that Rachel quotes, about Palin calling for an invasion of Egypt--this is the satire that Rachel falls for.]

Does Christwire suggest a tax to pay for this invasion? Or will Jesus miraculously provide guns, bombs, loaves, and fishes?

[DUmmie aquart falls for it too!]

Oh dear, Rachel fell for the satire. Christwire is a spoof. . . .

[Shhh! Quiet! Don't let Know-it-all Nadin hear you!]

Of course I fell for it. I never heard of it before. And I trust Rachel.

[In Rachel We Trust.]

Oh crap. I didn't look at the site, I just went by Rachel's show...I should know better, too.

[DUmmie MiaCulpa issues her mea culpa.]

Huh, she fell for christwire?!?! Its not too hard to realise its a hoax when u actually go on the site. Some headlines:
"Why is Pet Turtle Masturbation One of the Internet’s Hottest New Trends"
"Xbox Kinect: Video Game or Terrorist Training Tool"
"New Camera To Scan Asian Faces For Signs Of Communist Ties"

[benburch will tell you that the pet turtle thing is no hoax!]

Rachel definitely dropped the ball there.

[Rachel is not used to handling balls.]

If Sarah leads this army,
We will outshine the sun,
We will outshine the sun,
We will outshine the sun;
If Sarah leads this army,
We will outshine the sun,
And we’ll walk the golden streets on high.

[Onward, Palinistas! To Cairo--and beyond!]

[So some DUmmies initially were DUped but soon came to discover their error. But not so with Know-it-all Nadin. It began like this. When she heard Rachel talking about Egypt, Nadin was quick to jump in and display her superior knowledge and to lecture us all on the significance of the events in Egypt . . .]

Rachel I love you for doing this backgrounder on Egypt

[Yes, Rachel, you and I, nadinbrzezinski, can show these stupid Americans the importance of INTERNATIONAL GEOPOLITICS AND THE COMING WORLDWIDE REVOLUTION!]

for all who are unfamiliar and have cable, turn her show on.

[You unfamiliar, unenlightened, parochial peons!]

It will catch you up

[Not all the way to ME, of course.]

This is a revolution and it is scaring the pants off the elites.

[Nadin tells us what we are seeing, which we wouldn't have known unless she told us.]

Ok the revolution is extending to the media

[Nadin spots a trend!]

How many of you knew of AJ or Democracy Now? How many of the average Murican who watches the RMS and does not watch or read DU do you think are going ... what is AJ, what is Democracy Now?

[But Know-it-all Nadin--SHE knew what AJ was (Al Jazeera) LONG before you stupid Muricans!]

Have you slept lately? Maybe you should take a break.

[One DUmmie is getting tired of Nadin's condescension.]

[OK, so now all things are set up for Know-it-all Nadin to take a tumble. Here we go . . .]

Christwire. org... and eschatology

[Nadin has taken the bait and now is going to lecture us on the seriousness of Palin's planned invasion of Egypt, how it fits with the end-time expectations of the fundies . . .]

No I don't think Rachel will go there but I will.

[Know-it-all Nadin, boldly going where no Mancow has gone before!]

This dilemma does have a silver lining, however. It offers Sarah Palin an incredible opportunity. Stung after the events in Tucson, where leftwing activists tried to blame her for the acts of a mentally disturbed occultist, she could rise to the occasion and show off her credentials on the international stage. President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have been slow to discuss what is happening in Egypt. In truth, they are playing a sickening balancing act of recalcitrant diplomacy, ultimately toying with the safety and future of the United States in ways they do not seem to appreciate.

[Nadin quotes from the satirical "christwire.org" piece, thinking it's for real and that SHE will set DUmmieland straight on the seriousness of all this.]

Ok... why Egypt? Why now? Let's look at this in eschatological terms. St. Sarah is seen as one chosen by God to lead America into the true path of Christianity... and Egypt is the land of Pharaoh where the children of Israel faced tribulations. For those who do nto remember their biblical history... yes that the story of Moses and Exodus.

[Know-it-all Nadin has fallen COMPLETELY in the trap! And her LECTURING us on this makes it all the FUnnier!]

Palin is seen as one to come and liberate the new people of Israel, the repressed Christian Minority, from the new pharaoh...oh and of course this is in preparation for the final battle at the land of Israel as the trumpet sounds.

[Go on, Nadin, dig deeper!]

We really need to keep an eye on this idiocy, since the fascism rising on this country IS RELIGIOUS in nature... and full of symbols of the end of the world and all that.

[And all that! THANK you, Nadin, for swallowing the bait hook, line, and sinker!]

Ain't them a lovely bunch! And I thought we could ignore this for a minute, but we do at our peril.

[The Perils of Palin!]

Did you know Christwire is sarc?

[A fellow DUmmie tries to save Nadin from further embarrassment.]

Yep, they are way out there

[It's no use. Nadin doesn't catch the "sarc" remark, since she's so busy lecturing us.]

I think this one might have buzzed over nadin's head.

[Ya think? Hee! Hee!]

[Finally, the next day . . .]

My apologies DU. Christwire. org is a comedy act...

[Oopsie!]

still what I said about St Sarah and Eschatology I fear, is for real.

[Great! Unbowed by her embarrassing display, Know-it-all Nadin will be ready to make a fool of herself once again!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christwire; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; egypt; freepressforpalin; maddow; nadinbrzezinski; palin; palinmadnesssyndrome; palinoia; pms; rachelmaddow; sarahpalin
Palinoia strikes deep
Into DU it will freep . . .

PMS strikes again!

1 posted on 02/02/2011 3:41:16 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 02/02/2011 3:44:18 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Palin Madness Syndrome [PMS] strikes again!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

in!


3 posted on 02/02/2011 3:45:58 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR to pimp your blog!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
still what I said about St Sarah and Eschatology I fear, is for real.

Fake, but accurate. Seems we've heard this one before.

4 posted on 02/02/2011 3:52:25 PM PST by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Ok... why Egypt? Why now? Let's look at this in eschatological terms. St. Sarah is seen as one chosen by God to lead America into the true path of Christianity... and Egypt is the land of Pharaoh where the children of Israel faced tribulations. For those who do nto remember their biblical history... yes that the story of Moses and Exodus...

Palin is seen as one to come and liberate the new people of Israel, the repressed Christian Minority, from the new pharaoh...oh and of course this is in preparation for the final battle at the land of Israel as the trumpet sounds.

Hahahaha...I love it. Gonna memorize this and start repeating it to libs to freak them out.

5 posted on 02/02/2011 3:58:06 PM PST by Holen1
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To: Charles Henrickson
still what I said about St Sarah and Eschatology I fear, is for real.

In DU, I fear, nadin's scatology is all too real...

6 posted on 02/02/2011 3:58:29 PM PST by mikrofon (Fer Christwire, nadin, it's SATIRE!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top Ten :)


7 posted on 02/02/2011 4:00:23 PM PST by comet13 (Life is but a walking shadow....)
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To: comet13

In before Ten

Bow, Ye Lesser Posters!


8 posted on 02/02/2011 4:02:47 PM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Charles Henrickson

C’mon Charlie Brown - I promise I won’t pull the ball away this time!


9 posted on 02/02/2011 4:06:43 PM PST by rockrr ("I said that I was scared of you!" - pokie the pretend cowboy)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nicely, nicely done!


10 posted on 02/02/2011 4:08:26 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder ("Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking" - Barack Hussein Obama)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Actually, I really like the caricature of Sarah Palin!


11 posted on 02/02/2011 4:09:33 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder ("Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking" - Barack Hussein Obama)
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To: Charles Henrickson

TOP 15!


12 posted on 02/02/2011 5:16:47 PM PST by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: Charles Henrickson
NEWSBUSTERS covered how Maddow blamed Glenn Beck and other conservatives for her getting fooled by the satire.
13 posted on 02/02/2011 5:19:08 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Charles Henrickson

What is it with Dummies and other assorted left wingers? If they’re not cursing up a storm or making scatological references, they’re constantly on the drum beat that conservative Christians are immanentizing the eschaton.

Can’t we just support our allies in the middle east? Is that really that hard to understand? And that we would prefer that Arab countries be democracies like Israel but if the alternative is Islamic radical rule, we’d prefer someone like Musharraf?


14 posted on 02/02/2011 5:36:12 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Incorrigible
What is it with Dummies and other assorted left wingers? . . . they’re constantly on the drum beat that conservative Christians are immanentizing the eschaton.

As I've said here for years, I think the #1 factor driving the DUmmies is their absolute HATRED of Christianity.

15 posted on 02/02/2011 5:39:07 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Palin Madness Syndrome [PMS] strikes again!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanx for the link, PJ. It appears Rachel is not man enough to own up to her mistake.


16 posted on 02/02/2011 5:40:30 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Palin Madness Syndrome [PMS] strikes again!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

She can’t distinguish satire and has a warped view of what conservatives think of Sarah and why we support her. DU should stand for DUmb@$$es Unlimited.


17 posted on 02/02/2011 5:47:57 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Birthers and Truthers: Two sides of the same delusional coin.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nadin is only $10 away from stopping Sarah’s invasion of Egypt!


18 posted on 02/02/2011 5:56:38 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson
still what I said about St Sarah and Eschatology I fear, is for real.

DUmmie Nadin: fake, but accurate.

19 posted on 02/02/2011 6:30:35 PM PST by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

She tweeted this: http://twitter.com/#!/MaddowBlog/status/32296220705693697


20 posted on 02/02/2011 6:35:29 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nadin applies the Dan Rather “fake but accurate” standard.


21 posted on 02/03/2011 1:10:04 AM PST by PowerPro (Conservative Revolution Reborn! Palin/West 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Oh dear, Rachel fell for the satire. Christwire is a spoof. . . .

[Shhh! Quiet! Don't let Know-it-all Nadin hear you!]

Looks like someone got caught, kind of like some FReepers on the satire articles.


I think this one might have buzzed over nadin's head.

[Ya think? Hee! Hee!]

[Finally, the next day . . .]

Must not take much for articles to fly over DUmmies heads.


still what I said about St Sarah and Eschatology I fear, is for real.

[Great! Unbowed by her embarrassing display, Know-it-all Nadin will be ready to make a fool of herself once again!]

Facts, who needs facts. It's not the evidence that matters, it is the seriousness of the charge.

22 posted on 02/03/2011 5:01:15 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (America has two cancers - democrats and RINOS.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

bttt


23 posted on 02/03/2011 9:20:17 AM PST by investigateworld (Free Traders don't need guns 'cause they know The Peoples Republic of China are their friends)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My older children are doing a unit on the French Revolution in home school. The similarities between the folks who brought you the Reign of Terror and modern liberals is instructive, especially the hatred of Christ and Hisd Church and the PC nonsense.


24 posted on 02/03/2011 10:22:32 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Excellent job on this one, Charles.

Fredenschade prepared most masterfully.


25 posted on 02/03/2011 11:46:58 AM PST by RatherBiased.com
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To: Charles Henrickson
Nadin announcing she's taking a break from DU

Link to Conservative Cave and Nadin taking a DU break

As you can see from that link her break lasted 2 hours.

26 posted on 02/03/2011 4:56:05 PM PST by Ballygrl
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