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DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-11 (Obama's speech? It's bombing in DUmmieland!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 03/28/2011 9:46:39 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

President Bush--sorry, President OBAMA has just finished his speech on the kinetic military action in Libya, and the early reviews are coming in. Obama's speech? It's bombing in DUmmieland! Too many are saying they've heard this speech before. Just substitute "Saddam" for "Qaddafi" and "Iraq" for "Libya," and Chimpy McBushitler could have given it.

But of course there are some Obama/Democrat Party loyalists trying to spin this thing so as to placate the DUmmies. Chief among the apologists is, as you would expect, William Rivers Pitt, aka Will the Shill, loyal party hack, who is starting to tiptoe carefully out of the seditiously silent shadows. But Wee Willie shows himself to be HIGH HYPOCRITE PITT! He was so anti-Bush and anti-War on Iraq now DEFENDS Obomber and his War on Libya! We see it here in this Pittiful THREAD, "He's not like Bush."

But, as I say, most DUmmies are not buying what Pitt and Obama are selling. And to get a flavor of that, we'll select from a number of threads, too many to link to.

So let us now see how many DUmmies will violate the No-Hypocrisy Zone and support Barack McSame, in Bushevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, always amused to see the DUmmie DUbble Standard, is in the [Barackets]:

He's not like Bush.

[High Hypocrite Pitt will now try to convince us--and maybe himself--that Obomber is not Bush.]

Every time I read the "Obama is like Bush" comparison here, it makes me wince. . . .

[Every time I read your Pittiful Will-the-Shill act, it makes me laugh.]

and it makes me think people may have forgotten what those eight years were really like.

[Eight years of you attacking Bush for what now you're letting Obomber get away with.]

He's not like Bush.

[OK, you've now said this TWICE, Will, so it must be true! What a compelling argument! I think you must have won over the DUmmies, Pied Piper Pitt! Let's find out . . .]

Obama speaks the English language better than Shrub. We don't have to hear "NOO-KU-LUHR."

[HUGE difference!]

he's worse than bush in a way. He's supposed to know better, he's a LAWYER and still he does this stuff. Its worse because he has taken our votes and then gone out of his way to kick us in the teeth, he and his surrogates. So, its your opinion and its no better than anyone else. You must have a stronger stomach than I do, Mr. Pitt.

[Oh, come on! Mr. Pitt just told you, "He's NOT like Bush"! Twice! And he's William Rivers Pitt!]

it makes me sick

[In the Pitt of my stomach.]

why in the world would anyone think he is like Bush?

[Oh, trading blood for oil, under the pretext of an "international coalition" removing a "brutal dictator," that sort of thing--you know the routine.]

There is a difference in leadership at the top--a cautiousness, a deliberateness. . . .

[Yes, I agree. Bush was MUCH more cautious and deliberate in going after Saddam.]

True. He's a bad president in his own unique way.

[Hee! Hee! Well, not much support there. Let's go to another thread . . .]

It's actually refreshing to see a COMPETANT speech on foreign policy

[It's actually IRANIC.]

Obama just nailed it.

[Obama just chalkboard-fingernailed it.]

So, let's see if I have this straight...The President gets pressure from all sides to do something about Ghaddafi. Then, when he does, in participating in the execution of U.N. Res. 1973, he is then ridiculed, chided, criticized, maligned for having done it to the point that he is being called on the carpet as if a child who has been naughty?

[LEAVE . . . BARACK . . . ALOOOONE!!!]

Psst. He's Black. Plenty of the pasty, fat white men in Washington are still pretty pissed off about that fact. In that they only have limited time in their busy schedules, they don't get the opportunity to attend as many Klan meetings to air their hatred of the black man who is our President.

[When your hand is failing, you can always play the Race Card.]

Gaddafi is kind of wacko after all. Any world leader who dresses like Michael Jackson did in the 80s is in need of some kind of help.

[Let's see . . . so Gaddafi is dressing like a black man trying to dress like a white woman. . . . I'm so confused! . . . Let's try another thread . . .]

"Our interests and values have been challenged in Libya." I understand Col Q is a bad guy. But how has he "challenged our interests and values"?

["Our interest and values" are OIL, Stinky The Clown! OIL! Black, crude OIL! "Our interest and values," my eye! This is Halliburton-speak, buckaroo! Follow the money!]

This is just sad, I can just hear Bush giving the same exact speech.

[No way! Bush's was about Saddam and Iraq!]

Why would I accept it from a Dem president if I am against this type of war mongering in principle?

[Look, this is kinetic-military-action-mongering!]

Do kittehs die?

[OBAMA LIED, KITTEHS DIED!]

blah, blah hypocrisy and lies blah blah.

[Obama's speech, the CliffsNotes version.]

Humanitarian? Dick Cheney's @ss.

[I take it you didn't like the speech.]

Obama's gettin' his war on, and those of us who don't like it should STFU

[MOVE . . . UNDER . . . THAT . . . BUS!]

At least the exit strategy was clearly defined....war is peace

[Oceania has always been at war with Libya.]

no explanation of which US security interests were threatened enough to necessitate intervention

[Security interests?? We don't need no stinkin' security interests!]

Can somebody explain the consistency of our foreign policy, and sum it all up in nutshell? . . . if some foreigner came up to me and asked me, what is the US' foreign policy regarding the use of military force, the only thing I could say is "Well, you're either with us or against us, unless you have weapons of mass destruction, whereupon, you're against, but if not, you're still a dictator, so you're against us, unless you're with us, because you're the devil we know, unless you're about to slaughter your own people, whereupon, you're against us, unless you keep the surrounding region stable and our interests intact,...."

[That's it in a NUtshell! And that's why Obama is not like Bush, of course!]

"Freedom Oil"

[The Bushobama Doctrine. So how come you guys aren't marching on Washington this time?]

I mean, nobody likes Khgaddaffyie or however you spell it. Well, I give up on the whole peace thing, . . . the U.S. is no longer going to stand by and watch injustice and oppression anywhere on the planet, so I'm expecting we'll start bombing a whole lot of other places pretty soon here. Bombing because we also don't want some protracted and costly ground invasion, so we need to enforce regime change from a stand-off position. Why can't we just nuke everyone from space? . . . F*** it, let's roll. Bomb everyone.

[Bomb bad people everywhere! Bomb for peace!]

It looked to me like he didn't even believe his own BS.

[BAD teleprompter!!]

You thought he wasn't a cowboy. he may have just proven you wrong.



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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; libya; obama; obomba; obomber; pitt; warispeace; williamriverspitt
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To: Charles Henrickson
Know-it-all Nadin is BACK! That didn't last long! You KNEW she couldn't stay away!

She probably heard the rumblings that such an early departure might strip her of any chance at "DUmmie of the Year", despite posting such a high mark in about 10 weeks that would be hard for even Pitt to overcome in the rest of the year.

41 posted on 03/29/2011 4:53:32 AM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
and it makes me think people may have forgotten what those eight years were really like.

..such as actually going to congress to get approval (from both parties) as the Constitution requires before taking military action? Or is it the average of 5% unemployment or debt that, while still too high, stayed within average trend lines? How about the 8 years prior where the president did not target US citizens for assassination unlike Zero? Zero is becoming everything they accused Bush of being in their worst fantasies.

42 posted on 03/29/2011 4:55:57 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Charles Henrickson
Every time I read the "Obama is like Bush" comparison here, it makes me wince. . . .

[Every time I read your Pittiful Will-the-Shill act, it makes me laugh.]

NO BLOOD FOR OIL!!!!!!!! NO BLOOD FOR OIL!!!!!!!! < /DUmmie mode>


he's worse than bush in a way. He's supposed to know better, he's a LAWYER and still he does this stuff. Its worse because he has taken our votes and then gone out of his way to kick us in the teeth, he and his surrogates. So, its your opinion and its no better than anyone else. You must have a stronger stomach than I do, Mr. Pitt.

[Oh, come on! Mr. Pitt just told you, "He's NOT like Bush"! Twice! And he's William Rivers Pitt!]

Looks like obummer has let down the DUmmies in many ways. Then said DUmmie chastises Mr. Pitt to boot.


Psst. He's Black. Plenty of the pasty, fat white men in Washington are still pretty pissed off about that fact. In that they only have limited time in their busy schedules, they don't get the opportunity to attend as many Klan meetings to air their hatred of the black man who is our President.

[When your hand is failing, you can always play the Race Card.]

How long as the rev @l $h@rpton been posting at the DUmp?


Can somebody explain the consistency of our foreign policy, and sum it all up in nutshell? . . . if some foreigner came up to me and asked me, what is the US' foreign policy regarding the use of military force, the only thing I could say is "Well, you're either with us or against us, unless you have weapons of mass destruction, whereupon, you're against, but if not, you're still a dictator, so you're against us, unless you're with us, because you're the devil we know, unless you're about to slaughter your own people, whereupon, you're against us, unless you keep the surrounding region stable and our interests intact,...."

[That's it in a NUtshell! And that's why Obama is not like Bush, of course!]

Gobbly gook double speak for foreign policy by the obummer administration.


It looked to me like he didn't even believe his own BS.

[BAD teleprompter!!]

If obummer didn't believe his BS, how can he expect the rest of the world to believe him? YOU LIE!

43 posted on 03/29/2011 5:27:03 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (TX and MI - When the going gets tough, the dims run and hide.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama speaks the English language better than Shrub. We don't have to hear "NOO-KU-LUHR."

One more thing that really chaps my hide. If it weren't for a comic bringing this up, no one would have noticed this slight pronunciation difference. I am hearing reporters and politicians pronounce it this way often during the Japan situation. This is more of a NE accent issue than it is an inability to speak English. It is similar to my Rhode Island/Maine friends who pronounce water, woot-er. Let's compare that to Zero's "corpse-men".

44 posted on 03/29/2011 5:28:57 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Charles Henrickson
P3 as Senor Winces...
45 posted on 03/29/2011 5:32:25 AM PDT by mikrofon (Spinning & juggling expert..)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks for the ping


46 posted on 03/29/2011 5:35:04 AM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: unkus
Anyone know how many DUmmies come over and look at the DUmmie FUnnies?

They probably come here to see if their material made the DUFU and also see if any FReepers claim to be [LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS].

47 posted on 03/29/2011 5:35:19 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (TX and MI - When the going gets tough, the dims run and hide.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama speaks the English language better than Shrub. We don't have to hear "NOO-KU-LUHR."

Only if TOTUS spells it that way...

48 posted on 03/29/2011 5:38:55 AM PDT by mikrofon (Last night: "The Three TOTUSes")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama speaks the English language better than Shrub. We don't have to hear "NOO-KU-LUHR."

"Corpse-man"

49 posted on 03/29/2011 5:43:39 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
he is being called on the carpet as if a child who has been naughty?

He's now into carpet-bombing?

50 posted on 03/29/2011 5:44:40 AM PDT by mikrofon (BAD - but in his own, unique way.)
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To: piasa
Instead, we get to hear "corpse-man."

Don't forget "Pak-ee-stan"

51 posted on 03/29/2011 5:46:43 AM PDT by Marathoner (Impeach Obama, Holder, and IL Gov Quinn for good measure)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Why would I accept it from a Dem president if I am against this type of war mongering in principle?

The Obabomber - a war-mongering mongrel...

52 posted on 03/29/2011 5:47:26 AM PDT by mikrofon (Party uber Principle)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Somebody Shook Up The Ants!!!

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53 posted on 03/29/2011 7:09:22 AM PDT by KJC1
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To: Charles Henrickson

“When your hand is failing, you can always play the Race Card.”

AKA: The River!


54 posted on 03/29/2011 7:09:39 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: KJC1
SHOOK AND AWE!


55 posted on 03/29/2011 7:12:16 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (War is peace.)
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To: Doomonyou
names b. oBOMBa!

Like It!!
56 posted on 03/29/2011 7:43:45 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty ("Let me be clear.............")
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To: bray
We stand with the people except in Iran, Sudan, Congo, Ivory Coast and pretty much everywhere else they have dictators.

So, Obama, again, WHY LIBYA? You frankly did not tell us what separates LIBYA from all of the other "humanitarian situations"?

I think I'm gonna go start selling some K inetic Military Action to help Obama in his goal of Winning The Future! :P
57 posted on 03/29/2011 7:51:50 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty ("Let me be clear.............")
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To: piasa
Instead, we get to hear "corpse-man."

Or "57 states with one more to go".....
58 posted on 03/29/2011 7:52:55 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty ("Let me be clear.............")
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To: Eagle of Liberty

Yep, see my new tagline.


59 posted on 03/29/2011 7:55:21 AM PDT by kevkrom (“Winning The Future” = WTF = What The F*** / “Kinetic Military Action” = KMA = Kiss My A**)
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To: kevkrom

Gah! Let’s see if I can fix those “smart” quotes...


60 posted on 03/29/2011 7:56:22 AM PDT by kevkrom ("Winning The Future" = WTF = What The F*** / "Kinetic Military Action" = KMA = Kiss My A**)
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