Shiny Pony Freaking-Out at the Prospect of Going to Prison: "I'd kill myself first!"

Reaganite Republican ^ | April 7, 2011 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

Happier times...

The National Enquirer -which first broke the Edwards/Hunter scandal in 2007- is now reporting that those close to the foolhardy egomaniac say he's lost 20lbs... is a "broken spirit" who's drinking heavily... and even entertains suicidal thoughts now that a trip to the Gray Bar Hotel seems possible- if not likely.

Of particular concern is John Edward's former staffer Andrew Young, who's actually got an Edwards "sex tape" -for which Rielle Hunter is now suing- and wrote a book (published in February) regarding a cover-up that once had him claiming to be father of Edwards' and Hunter's love child. And the myriad additional revelations within reveal a cynical megalomaniac/moral black-hole entirely unlike the smiling, tanned Ken Doll once presented for electoral consumption.

Mr Young now appears ready to take the stand against his former boss in any trial(s) that results from current federal grand jury investigation into just how much campaign money he steered to space cadet/ homewrecker Rielle Hunter.

According to a report today in The Daily Mail, when John Edwards' legal team informed him that he may be facing hard time, the disgraced show horse bawled his eyes out and exclaimed "I won't go to jail- I'd kill myself first!".

Small wonder then that the Left remains obsessed with slandering Bush and Cheney ad infinitum... they need to warp the curve a bit, look at the shameless reprobates they put up for president.

And millions were ready to even put this guy in the White House. At least Obama's sufficiently terrified of his wife- who -judging by the effeminate demeanor- appears to have had that boy fixed.

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[USS Alaska]

OK.

[screaminsunshine]

It would save taxpayers money.

[VeeP22]

Promises promises....

[Lurker]

Now that’s one episode of Happy Pony I wouldn’t want to miss.

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

I thought he was the Silky Pony.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Hey, this may be “mean spirited” but I hope the judge sentences him to the maximum in prison when he is convicted. My bet is that he won’t off himself.

[rockinqsranch]

Too funny in a way. Sorta...

I remember reading years, and I mean years ago about this upcoming, ya gotta watch this guy, he’s going to be the Democrats Ace one of these days, gonna take America by storm, unstoppable type article about John Edwards.

Nobody would be able to stop the guy according to the author. I believe it was sometime in the early Clinton years, and was published in the local rag. We haven’t taken the newspaper since about ‘94-’95, so it had to have been around then.

[Reaganite Republican]

Thanks, Buckeye-

You know, that was a 6am mental flatulence lol, thx

Changed it on my site already, outta luck here, I guess

I too am a BIG OSU fan, my friend... as evidenced here:

http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com/2011/03/ohio-state-schools-george-mason-98-66.html

I go back to the Woody days~

[Reaganite Republican]

If they could have only busted Obama with that guy buddy from Chicago that disappeared...

[Cringing Negativism Network]

There was an episode of one of those shows; Outer Limits or Twilight Zone where a politician was convinced by angels that his purpose in life was to save the world. He was on an airplane heading to a campaign visit - and the interloper convinced him that the plane was about to crash, and that crash would lead to the end of civilization because he would not be around to save humanity.

So - he was convinced he had to leap from the plane first. I know, it was an unlikely storyline, but the way it ended was pretty incredible.

Edwards reminded me so much, of that politician.

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

RR - I too go back to the Woody days. I have a son named Griffin and a dog named Brutus.

[Old Retired Army Guy]

Don’t blame him. Fellow inmates would kill each other fighting over who’s bitch he was going to be.

[VRWCmember]

Dude, the Breck Girl’s code name is Silky Pony - not shiny pony.

[VRWCmember]

Changed it on my site already, outta luck here, I guess

ping the admin moderator and ask him to change the title for you.

[vollmond]

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time,
Keep your eye on the sparrow, John.

[Reaganite Republican]

You’re OK with me, BBC!

[Reaganite Republican]

I know, I know... a guy above pointed it out an hour ago.

6am mental flatulence- that’s what happens when you post before you make any coffee

Fixed it on my site, but stuck with it here... sorry for the lack of quality control lol

[Reaganite Republican]

Look what happens when you don’t count your blessings

This POS had life handed to him on a silver plate, and all he felt was contempt for those who loved and supported him

What a jerk, but he’ll be the belle of the ball in Cellblock B lolol

[VRWCmember]

Did you ping the admin moderator and ask him to change it for you. They have been known to do that.