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Wisconsin Election Turnaround ‘Unprecedented’ Says Union
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 9 April 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/09/2011 11:56:57 AM PDT by John Semmens

Wisconsin union officials are calling the post-election correction of an error that converted a 200-vote deficit into a 7,000-vote lead for the conservative candidate, incumbent Justice David Prosser, for the state Supreme Court judgeship “unprecedented.”

“In every other instance in which previously uncounted or miscounted votes have been brought to light it has been to the benefit of the progressive candidate,” claimed Christine Lamitina, spokeswoman for the Service Employees International Union (SEIU) of Wisconsin. “Is this election in Wisconsin going to be the exception that contradicts a well-established history?” Lamitina appealed for President Obama to “step in and right the wrong that’s been done to the working people of this state.”

SEIU Vice President for Politics and Growth, Bruce Colburn vowed “unrelenting efforts to restore victory for Joanne Kloppenburg. We spent millions of dollars and millions of man-hours to get her elected. We won’t take ‘no’ for an answer. We will takeover the streets. We will clog the courts with lawsuits. We will shut this state down if that’s what it takes to get justice for our cause.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: craptire; democrats; satire; stupid; unions; votes; wasteoftime
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1 posted on 04/09/2011 11:56:58 AM PDT by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 04/09/2011 11:58:27 AM PDT by John Semmens
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Outrageous (satire)!

3 posted on 04/09/2011 11:58:39 AM PDT by Genoa (Just show it)
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To: John Semmens

Heee heee.


4 posted on 04/09/2011 11:58:39 AM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: John Semmens

So... “We’ve been able to steal every other close election. It’s proof something’s wrong here because we didn’t steal this one.” ??


5 posted on 04/09/2011 11:58:56 AM PDT by TigerClaws
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What they mean is, it’s UNPRECEDENTED that they weren’t given the time to cook up enough absentee ballots in MAdistan to put the Dem over the top, as usual.

Some Madison precincts were held VERY late into the morning for that very purpose. They got snookered, and they don’t like it.


6 posted on 04/09/2011 11:59:52 AM PDT by tcrlaf (2012 Slogan: "You'd Have To Be Insane, To Vote For Hussein!")
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Good satire, John. The WI thugs are determined to make WI blue even if they have to hold their breath.
7 posted on 04/09/2011 11:59:52 AM PDT by JPG ("2012 Can't Come Soon Enough" - Sarah Palin)
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To: John Semmens
Fax machine from the White House working ping!
8 posted on 04/09/2011 12:00:02 PM PDT by Shqipo (I am the unofficial originator of the Mega-Bump! Only use judiciously.)
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Too close to the truth:), but they didn’t catch me this time.


9 posted on 04/09/2011 12:00:55 PM PDT by calex59
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What I find REALLY “unprecedented” is that the union mafia trying to unload one of their commie lib activists on the Supreme Court who ALWAYS wears a red scarf! What they hell is she supposed to be? One of those “cowboys” in that “Tombstone” movie? What’s the red scarf all about?


10 posted on 04/09/2011 12:01:04 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Don't wait until the next "threatened" government shut down! Visit a National Park today!!!)
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Or in more accurate terms:

Union officials shocked that they got caught skimming votes and are now going to try to bring legal action to cover up their fraud.


11 posted on 04/09/2011 12:01:56 PM PDT by TheBattman (They exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature...)
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Excellent! As usual, in the immortal words of Homer Simpson, “it’s funny because it’s true.”


12 posted on 04/09/2011 12:02:12 PM PDT by AuH2ORepublican (If a politician won't protect innocent babies, what makes you think that he'll protect your rights?)
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Wisconsin Election Turnaround ‘Unprecedented’ Says Union

So are G*D* communists allowed to breath on American soil.

13 posted on 04/09/2011 12:02:24 PM PDT by Caipirabob ( Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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Stare decisus says that Democrats should be allowed to steal all elections, and when their theft is denied, they have been DISENFRANCHISED.


14 posted on 04/09/2011 12:04:49 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("...crush the bourgeoisie... between the millstones of taxation and inflation." --Vladimir Lenin)
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Good one John. Right on the mark. Thanks for the ping.


15 posted on 04/09/2011 12:07:53 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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So, the children were given a “Time Out” and put in the corner.


16 posted on 04/09/2011 12:09:15 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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And John Semmens retains the title of best satirist on Free Republic.


17 posted on 04/09/2011 12:11:30 PM PDT by savedbygrace (But God.)
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To: TigerClaws

It’s satire. I don’t know if you figured that out or not. I thought it was real until I clicked the link


18 posted on 04/09/2011 12:16:00 PM PDT by nerdwithagun (I'd rather go gun to gun then knife to knife.)
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To: John Semmens
Satire doesn't work so well when it is indistinguishable from the daily news.

SEIU: "We stole this election fair and square, just like every one that we've ever won."

19 posted on 04/09/2011 12:19:06 PM PDT by meadsjn (Sarah 2012, or sooner)
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And John Semmens retains the title of best satirist on Free Republic.

Ditto! And his pings are much appreciated!. Thanks John. Keep up the good work! These post help to lighten up all the wackiness so rampant on the planet today. They help keep us remain sane and keep a sense of humor.

20 posted on 04/09/2011 12:21:15 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Don't wait until the next "threatened" government shut down! Visit a National Park today!!!)
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