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DUmmie FUnnies 05-26-11 (Sexist DUmmies defend Schultz's slut slur)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 26, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 05/26/2011 2:49:17 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut." DUmmies cheer. MSNBC suspends Sgt. Schultz for a week. DUmmies boo. Special Ed apologizes. DUmmies dismayed!

You see, the fairer sex is fair game for the crudest of misogynist insults, IF the women are conservative: Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann . . . the list goes on and on.

DUmmieland is abuzz with Slutgate right now, many threads. We'll start with this THREAD, "Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a ‘right-wing slut,’" and take it from there.

So let us see the DUmmie DUbble Standard on display, as they defend Schlutz's slut slur--yes, let's now spell Ed's name "Schlutz." The misogynist moonbat mutterings are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [brackets]:

Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a ‘right-wing slut’

[Yay! Only, it's too mild.]

“. . . this right-wing slut, what’s her name?” Schultz asked. “Laura Ingraham? Yeah, she’s a talk slut.”

[OK, he called her a slut twice, so that helps.]

Whoa! That's a bit much Ed. She may be many things, but a slut is not one of them.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Yeah, "skank" would have fit much better. . . .

[Skank you very much.]

there are probably more scathing descriptions which would work.

[Can you top this? Anyone for the "c" word?]

how to succeed in media BY BEING A CLUELESS RIGHT-WING BABE IN A LEOPARDSKIN MINISKIRT

[benburch, I think you're just jealous because she looks better in *her* leopardskin miniskirt.]

GO ED GO

[HO LAURA HO]

These blowhards on the Right are SCUM, and I refuse to play ping pong with them. . . .

[Out Before The Ping . . . Pong]

I've said for awhile that I think Ed Schulz too rock-stupid to be a reliable Dem spokeman.

[I think that would make him a PERFECT Dem spokesman.]

If he was in private conversation, that's fine, but he said this on the air. Was he drunk?

[Schlutz was into his Schlitz.]

he is a dick. and i like the dude, but if we are really reducing ourselves to sophmoric insult. . . .

[The irony is strong with this one.]

repeat after me. SLUT SLUT SLUT. Ah I feel better now.

[The dis that refreshes.]

Can't wait to see his show tonight to see what he says.

[Special Ed is consluting his thesaurus as we speak.]

C word is a better descripition for her.

["Conservative"? Yeah, that would be the worst.]

WTF, I give up. If anything, we need more of it. More UNAPOLOGETIC vitriol. . . . Backing down? What the f***? . . . Guess I am glad I have dual citizenship so what the f*** ever, people. What the f*** ever. This type of sh*t just really, really ticks me off. F***in' A.

[Nice.]

Ed Schultz Suspended for ‘Slut’ Comment directed at Laura Ingraham

[Wha-- WHAA???]

MSNBC has suspended Ed Schultz for one week. . . .

[If a tree falls in a forest, and there's no one around to hear it. . . .]

Schultz will address the remarks on his show tonight, and then take a week off.

[C'mon, Ed! Ramp it up! Go for the "c" word! Throw in a "b," too! Speak truth to power!]

Can depend on Democrats to slit their own side's throats . . .

[. . . and "slut" the other side's threats.]

Laura Ingraham is a useless sack of... Actually, useless sack says enough.

[THAT'S SACKSIST!]

Sexist language denigrates all women.

[THAT'S RACIST!]

Rachel's cool! . . . She's got more "balls" then most of the vaunted "news anchors"!

[She wishes!]

I don't think he was over the top. Listen to the b*tch for 5 minutes. . . .

[The "b" word! I knew you could do it!]

I couldn't f***ing care less...Ingraham is an evil b*tch. F*** her!

[Stay classy, DUmmieland!]

Ed Shultz apologizing right now on MSNBC!!

[OH NOES!!]

for offending sluts

[Imagine, comparing them to Laura Ingraham!]

OMG.... I'm gonna miss him!

[So YOU'RE the one!]

I still have no clue what's going on. But then, that seems to be the story of my life.

[DUmmieland in a NUtshell.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; ingraham; msnbc; schultz; slut

1 posted on 05/26/2011 2:49:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP!


2 posted on 05/26/2011 2:51:43 PM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: Pinkbell

IBTP.


3 posted on 05/26/2011 2:52:12 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


4 posted on 05/26/2011 2:54:17 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sgt. Schlutz.)
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To: BattleHymn

We’re over here on this one. I double-posted.


5 posted on 05/26/2011 2:57:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sgt. Schlutz.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

top 10?


6 posted on 05/26/2011 3:00:08 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It’s okay if a leftist does it


7 posted on 05/26/2011 3:00:15 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson

#6?


8 posted on 05/26/2011 3:01:24 PM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Mr.Unique

Unfortunately, my posting was not unique. I double-posted and am waiting for the other one to be deleted.


9 posted on 05/26/2011 3:01:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sgt. Schlutz.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Backing down? What the f***?

Fizz Ed

10 posted on 05/26/2011 3:01:40 PM PDT by mikrofon (Keep up the insluts!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
WTF, I give up. If anything, we need more of it. More UNAPOLOGETIC vitriol. . . . Backing down? What the f***? . . . Guess I am glad I have dual citizenship so what the f*** ever, people. What the f*** ever. This type of sh*t just really, really ticks me off. F***in' A.


11 posted on 05/26/2011 3:05:00 PM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: Charles Henrickson

I used that photo in my YouTube for his song from two week ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgKa-yxzbVU

On the radio, this clown also said he wanted to invite Hugh Hewitt over for cocktails and then urinate on him. What a class act. He also admitted he would have illegally voted many times if he could get away with it.


12 posted on 05/26/2011 3:09:07 PM PDT by doug from upland (website reserved just in case: TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Schlutz was into his Schlitz.]

FUn fact: Schlitz was once the top selling beer in this country. Then in the 1970s cost accountants convinced the management to introduce high temperature fermentation to speed up the brewing process thus increasing production output. The result was a flat tasting beer and Schlitz rapidly decline to a mere shadow of its former self in terms of sales. Then a couple of years ago, the original formula was again introduced into Schlitz and is today being marketed in two areas---Madison, WI and St. Louis, MO. This original formula is supposed to be introduced into all markets sometime in the future.

Since you are in the St. Louis area, perhaps you can check out the original formula Schlitz (make sure it is labeled as such) and report back your findings.

13 posted on 05/26/2011 3:38:09 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer/)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The weird thing is that a couple of hours ago I was thinking of writing a column about Big Ed’s “apology.” I’ll probably do it tonight.


14 posted on 05/26/2011 3:40:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer/)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Precisely.

I’ve heard through the grapevine that Sgt. Schultz is not a very nice person in person.


15 posted on 05/26/2011 3:48:16 PM PDT by sauropod (The truth shall make you free but first it will make you miserable.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

DU Quote: // WTF, I give up. If anything, we need more of it. More UNAPOLOGETIC vitriol. . . . Backing down? What the f***? . . . Guess I am glad I have dual citizenship so what the f*** ever, people. What the f*** ever. This type of sh*t just really, really ticks me off. F***in’ A. //

I work with a guy that’s crazy liberal and he’s always talking about his dual citizenship. Ironically, it’s with Italy…one of the European “pigs nations”. There’s a plan!

Also, he’s relatively young, 38 to 40 and he also brags about dropping major coin on a Long Term Care policy, which by the way would be useless in Italy (hun?). You see, for a liberal, buying long term care insurance at 40 years old is the financial equivalent of drive a Toyota Prius. Meanwhile, he doesn‘t trust business/corporations, no sir...though he‘s buying six figure Long Term Care policy 20 plus years in advance and if the company goes under he‘s total screwed (pennies on the dollar).

As you might imagine, he gets rather hostile when you simply explain how none of his hair brain strategy makes any sense...nor is it complimentary in any way.


16 posted on 05/26/2011 4:06:00 PM PDT by Fitzy_888 ("ownership society")
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To: PJ-Comix; knews_hound

Ping to Post #13!


17 posted on 05/26/2011 4:31:10 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

No Kewpie Dolls today! They were pretty much all true DUmmies today! No brain cells put to task here! :)


18 posted on 05/26/2011 4:41:56 PM PDT by LUV W (RUN SARAH...RUN!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are always a crack up, but you Charles, are always hilarious. Keep up the great work!


19 posted on 05/26/2011 4:45:35 PM PDT by Bullish (the golfer gets all the credit while the jet fighter pilot gets all the blame.)
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To: LUV W; PJ-Comix; franksolich; Ballygrl
They were pretty much all true DUmmies today!

Oh, there were a fair number of DUmmies who thought Schlutz was wrong to use the "slut" word, saying so especially after the suspension and the apology. But this DUFU could only happen because there were so many DUmmies who did *not* have a problem with Ed calling her a "slut."

20 posted on 05/26/2011 4:49:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sgt. Schlutz.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

How MSNBC/NBC can justify paying this jerk to appear on air is beyond me. Of course, that stands for most of their lineup as well. But then again, the liberal mind is trash personified so I shouldn’t be surprised.

As exemplified by these DUmmies. Regarding these DUmmies, they obviously don’t care how they’re perceived. They know we’re watching (as others are I’m sure), and may well post this drivel with the idea they’re then laughing at our disgust. Yep, it’s real funny all right, acting like a mindless idiot for laughs. Even when you’re ostensibly an adult. OK, I’ll shut up now.


21 posted on 05/26/2011 5:00:13 PM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: PJ-Comix

The beer that made Milt Famey walk us.


22 posted on 05/26/2011 5:22:24 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: Charles Henrickson

The reason it didn’t bother them is because they all think and talk like that.

Of course the reality is, most democrats really are sluts. (see: The View, Madonna, Hollywood, musicians etc)and most of the “men” are biches.


23 posted on 05/26/2011 5:41:25 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans freed the Slaves Month")
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To: Charles Henrickson

re: the picture:

Don’t tease us like that!

:)


24 posted on 05/26/2011 6:13:49 PM PDT by MindBender26 (While the MSM slept.... we have become relevant media in America.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

re: the picture:

Don’t tease us like that!

:)


25 posted on 05/26/2011 6:13:49 PM PDT by MindBender26 (While the MSM slept.... we have become relevant media in America.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Sounded like a bunch didn’t think he went far enough! I’m shocked he even got suspended, to tell the truth! DUmmies are FUnnie! :)


26 posted on 05/26/2011 6:23:42 PM PDT by LUV W (RUN SARAH...RUN!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I just finished writing my Schultz “apology” column. It should be published tomorrow.


27 posted on 05/26/2011 8:31:03 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer/)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’m guessing that if you e-mail the Schlitz company and ask them for coupons for FREE Schlitz beer because you want to check out their original formula brew, they would send them to you. Mention that you live in the St. Louis area where the original formula brew is being marketed.


28 posted on 05/26/2011 8:35:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer/)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER
[shakes head ruefully]


29 posted on 05/26/2011 9:56:44 PM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: sauropod
I’ve heard through the grapevine that Sgt. Schultz is not a very nice person in person.

Yes, he certainly exudes that warm, avuncular attitude in his pictures, doesn't he? :-)


30 posted on 05/27/2011 6:32:47 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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