Posted on 06/27/2011 5:01:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
PING!
Good thing they didn’t reveal how they use gerbils
Top 5!
This isn’t one of your best, CH.
Some of the ideas aren’t that bad and if any substance on earth can get the cat to take a pill it should be lauded.
It is a cute topic with some cute responses — the topic and responses would be perfectly at home here in /chat, with a few of our local memes tossed in.
Just a thought...
If you don't like someone, put an "Obama 2012" and "I 'heart' socialism" bumper sticker on their car, watch the fun begin!
top 10!
This was just a little lighthearted diversion from our normal DUFU. A trip to the DU Lounge every now and then, just to have a little FUn with a non-political topic.
I’m surprised no one has an off brand use for a gerbil...
eeeee...do I want to read this one before commenting? Could be something that would make me decide not to eat my dinner! :)
Oh, what the heck! ..........
a rock, steel pipe, harmonic balancer, brake rotor, a shoe, rolled up newspaper, a farriers rasp, blacksmith's tongs, an old cordless telephone, a spline line-up tool, various unknown spare parts left over from various and forgotten projects ...
all have in common?
They're all hammers at some time in their lives.
This is hysterically, outrageously funny. Your commentary is hilarious. I laughed so hard the dog came up to check on me, and to see if she could get in on the fun.
>>This was just a little lighthearted diversion from our normal DUFU. A trip to the DU Lounge every now and then, just to have a little FUn with a non-political topic.<<
They are cute sometimes. And, yes, a release of the pressure valve is always in order :)
FYI: For posting that photo you will not go to heaven.
I hope you are Catholic so there is Purgatory as an option
;)
I’m screwed. LOL
Uh, um, ah, .... boring replies. Seems like at least some DUers are normal.
When we used to go boating and fished, a spray bottle of cheap vodka came in handy. You spray it in the gills of a flopping, angry fish and they are OUT! No more fighting and bringing them onboard is a piece of cake.
I finally thought of a commercial product I misused. Years ago I was at the party of a flaky friend [she moved her entire family from MA to Montana, so as to be self-sufficient by the time Y2k struck] and the mosquitoes were out. She said if we all applied a beauty product called Skin so Soft, it would repel them. We all did, and I swear the number of mosquitoes quadrupled.
Fail.
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