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DUmmie FUnnies 06-27-11 ("What commercial product do you use in a way not intended?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 27, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/27/2011 5:01:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: boatbums

>> Seems like at least some DUers are normal.<<

No, it is a simulation. They are NOT normal but they can appear so (thus my post upthread).

But it never occurred to me to make a fish vodka-cake. ;)


21 posted on 06/27/2011 5:35:23 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson

22 posted on 06/27/2011 5:45:41 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Fantasywriter

I use newspapers for cleaning fish. About all they are good for besides covering the floor when I paint.


23 posted on 06/27/2011 5:48:21 PM PDT by screaminsunshine (Socialism...Easier said than done.)
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To: screaminsunshine

I would use newspapers for the first stage in housebreaking a puppy...if I took the newspaper any more. I canceled the subscription, though; online news is better.


24 posted on 06/27/2011 5:57:05 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Charles Henrickson
I've used tampons in the summer in some folds of skin to prevent sweating.

Michael Moore?

25 posted on 06/27/2011 5:57:05 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Charles Henrickson

a little crack in the interwebz lets us see a bit of the real life of the DUmmies. TMI.


26 posted on 06/27/2011 6:24:54 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: GeronL

I stuck on tampon ear cleaner. No one noticed that? I’m confused.


27 posted on 06/27/2011 6:51:15 PM PDT by chesty_puller (Viet Nam 1970-71 He who shed blood with me shall forever be my brother. Shak.)
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To: chesty_puller

I saw that. I don’t think anyone wants more info.


28 posted on 06/27/2011 6:54:07 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Fantasywriter

So now you use flat panel displays as floor absorbent of puppy spills? ....That’s one way to justify an upgrade to the wife.............


29 posted on 06/27/2011 9:00:34 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: GeronL; chesty_puller

Used or fresh? That is the question.............


30 posted on 06/27/2011 9:02:17 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: doorgunner69

That’s funny. No, I haven’t used a flat panel display. I use grocery store fliers, when I have to. Mostly we just skip the in-between option, and they learn to use the Great Outdoors young. Except for a part Chihuahua stray and the Rescue Dog from Hell [long story] mine seem to learn the ropes easily and young. They live for praise, and when they do it right they get plenty. Works out well all around. :)


31 posted on 06/27/2011 10:33:27 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Charles Henrickson

Not the kind of publicity the Warriors were hoping for.


32 posted on 06/27/2011 10:43:01 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Roscoe Karns

Hah!


33 posted on 06/27/2011 10:44:25 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Roscoe Karns; PJ-Comix; Yardstick; franksolich

. . . . . . . . I use my Dance Dance Revolution pad to keep myself awake.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I haven't slept since April of '05.

. . . . .

34 posted on 06/27/2011 11:05:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Otherwise, Pitt would put himself to sleep.)
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To: screaminsunshine

Newspaper is great for cleaning glass instead of using rags. Can be free if you use junk mail. It puts a shine on the glass, something about the ink that does it...


35 posted on 06/27/2011 11:49:07 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: doorgunner69

Used by who??

ew


36 posted on 06/28/2011 12:21:27 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: boatbums

Here’s one that will astound anyone but works as nothing else...

Use a ‘store plastic bag’ to buff you’re gemstones, diamonds, watches etc....you’ll be astounded how brillant they are.

More than on occassion my clients mouths drop to the floor when they see this. Even after you’ve cleaned them well, buff them after. Really is quite remarkable.


37 posted on 06/28/2011 12:34:22 AM PDT by caww
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To: Charles Henrickson

This one made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes, especially that Ben Burch comment regarding the rash cream.


38 posted on 06/28/2011 4:19:33 AM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: Charles Henrickson
Something is very wrong with that DUmmie thread.
Not one Moonbat mentioned ..... Duct Tape.

Useless bit of information, but interesting and true....
In Commercial Construction, the Ventilation Contractor, the V in HVAC, is PROHIBITED by the specifications from using Duct Tape, on ... the Ductwork.(1)

Yep, it's in every AIA Specification. Reason, because it's been abused, aka misused, in its applications by Schlock Contractors, trying to save money on duct seam sealant. After a few years the tape's glue dried out and air leaks were from here to kingdom come. And that will really screw up a systems design (10% Max air leakage is what we allow for in our Calc's(2)). So Mechanical Engineers banned it.

ana side: Back in 1994-95 a new Duct Sealant came out by the major duct sealant mfg company, but it was in Tape Form and 'looked' like Duct Tape. I wanted to use it on a FedGov Project. Boy did the poop hit the fan when I brought it to the jobsite. I had to submit Samples and every spec sheet from the mfg, but I got it approved for use. And man that stuff is magic. And it beats a Union Journeyman standing on a ladder with a bucket of sealant and a dozen paint brushes.

I use this Tape Sealant now at home. I sealed every duct I could reach and my furnace's air flow shot up by 20% easily and my gas and electric bills went down. And no I ain't tellin' where I get it ;-)

(1) 'Sometimes' there is ONE exception and Duct Tape can be used, but for one thing only. But it's pretty rare. And too technical to get into.
(2) 10% of the System's Total Air Flow Capacity (aka: CFM)

39 posted on 06/28/2011 4:26:51 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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To: cripplecreek

I think multiple rolls of paper towels would be needed in that situation. An 8 roll value pack might work.


40 posted on 06/28/2011 6:12:30 AM PDT by listenhillary (Social Justice is the epitome of injustice.)
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