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Caption Obama on the Telephone

Posted on 08/12/2011 12:43:31 PM PDT by Arcy



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: girlieboy; limpwrist; lookslikebadliver; obama
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To: Arcy
I want Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf in here now. I feel the urge to rant.
21 posted on 08/12/2011 12:57:12 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The Repubs and Dems are arguing whether to pour 9 or 10 buckets of gasoline on a burning house.)
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To: Arcy

“Hi Dad, I’m having a lousy week, can we talk?”

Here’s who he’s talking to...

In the thread, post 1123, middle picture. Founder of the Kansas City Black Panther Party.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2702976/posts?page=1123


22 posted on 08/12/2011 12:58:26 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (PALIN 45 -The cure for "meet the new boss, same as the old boss." Resisting Tyranny Since 1-20-2009)
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To: Arcy

“Yeah....uh-huh....you nasty girl....I’m wearing those boxers with the hearts on ‘em you gave me....just a sec....’Be done in a minute Michelle. I’m on the phone with Barney’...now, where were we?”


23 posted on 08/12/2011 1:01:08 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Arcy

AT LEAST HE'S LEARNED HOW TO USE IT NOW.......................

24 posted on 08/12/2011 1:04:10 PM PDT by Red Badger ("Treason doth never prosper.... What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.")
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To: Arcy

“God I hate this freakin’ job.”


25 posted on 08/12/2011 1:06:10 PM PDT by Maceman (Obama: As American as nasei goreng)
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To: Arcy

"Whadya mean, the 'Saved By The Bell' marathon is over? I want it started again!"


26 posted on 08/12/2011 1:06:55 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Arcy

Hay OJ, I’m gona need to post bail soon, who did you use?


27 posted on 08/12/2011 1:08:16 PM PDT by Slambat (The right to keep and bear arms. Anything one man can carry, drive or pull.)
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To: Arcy

“Helen Thomas says she proud of you, sir”.


28 posted on 08/12/2011 1:10:04 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Arcy
"I'm calling to confirm my vacation reservations at Martha's Vineyard...right, that's O-B-A-M-A...no, I won't hold...do you know who I am?!"


29 posted on 08/12/2011 1:10:04 PM PDT by Azzurri
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To: Arcy

“Get my investments out and buy gold.”


30 posted on 08/12/2011 1:10:37 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: NoLibZone

hahahahaha good one!


31 posted on 08/12/2011 1:20:31 PM PDT by Arcy
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To: Arcy

"Thank you for calling tech support."

Press 1 if you need help running a country"

Press 2 if you need help getting re-elected"

Press 3 if you need to speak to a fellow marxist"

Press * if you didn't understand these choices"

32 posted on 08/12/2011 1:26:48 PM PDT by red-dawg (Biden says I am a terrorist - I say he should RESIGN NOW.)
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To: Arcy

“Just a minute, let me go get someone who actually cares”


33 posted on 08/12/2011 1:28:01 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: Arcy
President Obama contacts Monster.com to see if his resume was received.
34 posted on 08/12/2011 1:29:01 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: Arcy

Jimmy Carter puts Obama on hold.


35 posted on 08/12/2011 1:30:36 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Arcy

What do you mean that it will cost me 4 trillion dollars to buy a clue?

36 posted on 08/12/2011 2:07:20 PM PDT by COUNTrecount (Barry...above his poi grade.)
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To: Retired Greyhound

Dude be wearin’ them gay ear rings!


37 posted on 08/12/2011 2:11:28 PM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Arcy

Hello, is this the President of the United States?

Uh uh uh uh uh, umm umm umm, yes.

Please be advised that this call is an effort to collect on a debt.


38 posted on 08/12/2011 2:32:17 PM PDT by sbMKE
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To: Arcy

“8:50, that’s the earlest tee time you got?


39 posted on 08/12/2011 2:48:37 PM PDT by Recon Dad ("Don't shoot fast, unless you also shoot good..")
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To: Red Badger

LOL! Great minds think alike...


40 posted on 08/12/2011 2:49:31 PM PDT by greatplains
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