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DUmmie FUnnies 09-01-11 ("The President has decided not to 'go big'.")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 1, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/01/2011 4:39:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Smallball. That's what President Obama is doing. The reason he looks so weak and ineffective is that it's a . . . a ploy, a tactic, strategy even--yeah, that's what it is! He WANTS to not do much.

But that has the DUmmies in a tizzy, of course. They had such high expectations . . . now dashed to smithereens. The disappointment and the anger are palpable, here in this THREAD, "The President has decided not to 'go big'."

So let us now join the DUmmies as they decide to "go DUmb," in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, looking forward to not watching the president's address, is in the [Barackets]:

The President has decided not to "go big".

[Instead, he will "go beg," when he speaks to the Congress next Wednesday Thursday whenever.]

Robert Reich mentions this on MSNBC a short time ago.

[Robert Reich decided not to "go big" long ago. And he's succeeding!]

Robert Reich mentions this on MSNBC a short time ago.

[Every time for Robert Reich is a short time.]

The President wants to create "up to a million jobs". . . .

[This is a high priority, since Obama and his staff will be looking for jobs in about fourteen months.]

by coaxing Congress to release the highway funds, etc.

[Release the funds!]

A million jobs is nothing to scoff at but it is not going "big" when there are 15-20 million unemployed in this country.

[A million make-work government jobs. Yeah, I'd say that's something to scoff at.]

It is a band-aid.

[I'd rather have cuts than your band-aid.]

So those that were expecting more, there you have it.

[Lower your sights . . . and fire away! The DUmmies react . . .]

Did anyone actually think he would? Big means bold... Obama doesn't do bold.

[He's still working on italics.]

Bold is leadership. Bold is vision; Bold is the promise of a better future.

[Bold is on vacation.]

We have timid and wavering.

[It is what it is.]

Is ANYBODY surprised by this??? Are the Obama loyalists going to blow smoke up our asses again, and tell us why this is a GOOD thing?

[He may be in the minority, but benburch thinks blowing smoke up his ass is a good thing.]

He does bold on the stump but it pretty much stays there. . . .

[Mr. Teleprompter can be very bold.]

The highway fund plan isn't his jobs plan. Reich is wrong.

[But do two wrongs make a Reich?]

Reich is wrong.

[Two Reichs make a long.]

Especially since he hasn't even announced his jobs plan yet.

When can we expect that?

[Let's see, I think that's scheduled for next Wednes--no, Thurs--well, I think Boehner's giving him 15 minutes during halftime of the football game.]

Next week, it's been reported as such since before he went on vacation.

[Which was back in April, as I recall.]

We haven't heard squat yet. Keep your pants on.

[C'mon, ben! You weren't told to squat yet! And get your pants back on!]

OK...I'll keep my pants on but I won't hold my breath.

[And ben usually really gets into the holding-his-breath part.]

Yeah, don't jump on the President today...There will be plenty of time next week when he announces his real timid, ineffectual job plan.

[Mark your calendars! I think it's now been moved to 2:00 a.m. on the night of September 8. Up against the juicer infomercials, so he may be able to hold an audience.]

Good morning! I say, what a joy it is to look ahead and show you the signs of your future. So much happiness is in store for you, the most brilliantly lighted stars are put to shame by the brightness of your light! Oh, happiness, what an elusive thing you are, but thank GOD you were born beneath this star! Drop another coin in the slot and I will tell you more!

[Winning The Future!]

I do not necessarily agree with tax breaks as an incentive for hiring. I think tax increases are a better incentive.

[Yes, let's PUNISH businesses, give them less capital to work with! Jobs will ABOUND . . . overseas.

Must we bow to his moderate, conservative, Republican policies and his form of bi-partisanship?

[Obama must bow to Boehner and move his stupid address! Which has now been pushed back to 3:30 a.m. . . .]

perhaps I should take my marbles and go home while I have a few marbles left?

[DUmmie kentuck, you look marble-less!]

If you had listened to him you would know that he plans on releasing his jobs plans in the future... and you would know the future isn't here yet...

[It never is, is it?]

he is a first on many levels.

[First in debt, first in peas, first in the regrets of the American people.]

If he was going to bring out a big WPA infrastructure plan, it would be floating around out there today. . . .

[Obama will be coming up with his plan, oh, right before kickoff on the 8th.]

Some expect a new Works Progress Administration. . . .

[I expect a Whiny Powerless Address.]

In no scenario is Congress going to authorize a trillion dollars in new spending on jobs.

[Hey, what's a few trillion among friends?]

It has nothing to do with "balls of steel".

[It has to do with "bills of steal."]

When did Reich get on the inside?

[I think he crawled through that crack in the corner.]

It's like we're constipated. Mr. President, please. Let's put some umph in our fight!

[Push! Unngh!]

He's so deflated, this president.

[He should have a Flat Tire beer summit.]

Why does he remind me of Charlie Brown?

[Why is Lucy holding that football over there? Oh, it's kickoff time!]

Obama is quite possibly the worst/weakest negotiator of all time.

[I think it's down to him and Neville Chamberlain.]

He wants to give his jobs plan in a joint address to Congress on September 7th.

[It's now been moved to early morning on the 9th, opposite the Farm Report.]

What if they refuse to let him speak to a joint session?

Or change the date...

[Hold on. This just in: Saturday the 10th, PBS, right before Bob Ross.]

He's lowering expectations. Chess you know.

[Pan-dimensional.]

My expectations are nearing the Earth's core.

[Hee! Hee!]

until the speech, it's speculation.

[OK, Sunday, 4:00 a.m., opposite the test pattern. The White House has LOCKED THIS IN!]


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To: Charles Henrickson

Maybe O is lowering our high expectations


41 posted on 09/01/2011 8:03:24 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Charles Henrickson
When can we expect that?

[Let's see, I think that's scheduled for next Wednes--no, Thurs--well, I think Boehner's giving him 15 minutes during halftime of the football game.]

I believe Obama will do the halftime show at the football game. You've heard of "Up With People?" This will be "Down With Capitalism."

42 posted on 09/01/2011 10:29:48 PM PDT by Rainbow Rising (I don't mind it when Obama goes away on vacation. What bothers me is that he keeps coming back.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
But that has the DUmmies in a tizzy, of course. They had such high expectations . . . now dashed to smithereens. The disappointment and the anger are palpable

It sure seems like this is the 'new normal' over at DU--the DUmmies pouting and whining about Obama letting them down. Awwwww...

BTW, Reich is even shorter in person than on the tube. Yet another one I've seen in Cambridge.

43 posted on 09/02/2011 12:26:48 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (``Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it``-Pope John Paul II)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[First in debt, first in peas, first in the regrets of the American people.]

Nice take on the old Washington Senators team slogan!

44 posted on 09/02/2011 1:09:32 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: Charles Henrickson

I thought those critical of The One were being kicked off Skinner’s Island. Looks like the inmates have taken over the asylum.


45 posted on 09/02/2011 3:05:49 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Yikes!
Someone's butt is as big as Alabama.
46 posted on 09/02/2011 3:28:37 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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To: Charles Henrickson
Now that is one scary picture. Look at her eyes.

I sure hope she never gets a CCW permit.

47 posted on 09/02/2011 3:30:57 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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To: Choose Ye This Day
What if they refuse to let him speak to a joint session?

He's already had his joint session, thankyouverymuch.

Anyone watching him will need a joint session!

48 posted on 09/02/2011 5:06:58 AM PDT by CAluvdubya
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To: cripplecreek
I do not necessarily agree with tax breaks as an incentive for hiring. I think tax increases are a better incentive.

BRILLIANT!!!!! why didn't someone else think of this before? Higher costs will translate into more expensive employees and higher prices at the check out. What could go wrong.

Actually, I call LOUSY FREEPER TROLL on this one. It just comes across to me as mockery, not seriousness.

49 posted on 09/02/2011 5:13:48 AM PDT by kevkrom (This space for rent.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
OK, Sunday, 4:00 a.m., opposite the test pattern. The White House has LOCKED THIS IN!

HA HA HA!!! That's a good one! I needed that today!
50 posted on 09/02/2011 5:44:55 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Shaking My Head on a daily basis)
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To: Incorrigible; franksolich; Ballygrl; PJ-Comix
I thought those critical of The One were being kicked off Skinner’s Island. Looks like the inmates have taken over the asylum.

There are too many of them! Skins can't control them. They do try to not go over the top (by DUmmieland standards), so as not to get the tombstone. But many--like DUmmie kentuck, the OP for this thread--moan and groan about Obama the centrist. The best the Obama defenders can do is say "Well, it hasn't been a TOTAL disaster. He's done SOME good things. And think if a rethug gets in! Theocracy! Craziness! Death camps!"

51 posted on 09/02/2011 6:33:16 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I'd rather watch the test pattern.)
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To: Condor51
Yikes! Someone's butt is as big as Alabama.

And it's Mobile, too.

52 posted on 09/02/2011 6:34:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I'd rather watch the test pattern.)
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To: CAluvdubya; Choose Ye This Day
Anyone watching him will need a joint session!

They'll all be weed-weed up!

53 posted on 09/02/2011 6:36:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I'd rather watch the test pattern.)
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To: CAluvdubya; Choose Ye This Day

I’m thinking Senator Grassley would be the chairman of a joint session.


54 posted on 09/02/2011 6:38:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I'd rather watch the test pattern.)
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To: kevkrom; franksolich; Ballygrl; PJ-Comix
I do not necessarily agree with tax breaks as an incentive for hiring. I think tax increases are a better incentive.

Actually, I call LOUSY FREEPER TROLL on this one. It just comes across to me as mockery, not seriousness.

No no no! That line was written in all seriesness by the OP, DUmmie kentuck, who is one of the biggest longtime libs they have. I suppose he could be a deeply embedded mole, but then it's an awfully good act!

Remember, these people are all about raising taxes on the rich.

55 posted on 09/02/2011 6:45:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I'd rather watch the test pattern.)
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To: kevkrom
Actually, I call LOUSY FREEPER TROLL on this one. It just comes across to me as mockery, not seriousness.

I've been over there enough to know this is not mockery--it is all serious.

They actually believe that higher taxes will mean the business owner will try to lower his income by hiring more people--thus lowering his taxes.

It makes my head hurt.

56 posted on 09/02/2011 6:48:08 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: hsalaw; PJ-Comix; franksolich
[First in debt, first in peas, first in the regrets of the American people.]

Nice take on the old Washington Senators team slogan!

Which in turn was a take on what was said about George Washington himself:

President Washington: First in war, first in peace, first in the hearts of the American people.

The Washington Senators: First in war, first in peace, last in the American League.

57 posted on 09/02/2011 6:50:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I'd rather watch the test pattern.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“I do not necessarily agree with tax breaks as an incentive for hiring. I think tax increases are a better incentive.”

DUmmie stupidity never fails to astound me....


58 posted on 09/02/2011 7:32:10 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Washington Senators: First in war, first in peace, last in the American League.

Or the Wrigley Field motto. Land of the free, Home of the brave, and the Doormat of the National League.
59 posted on 09/02/2011 7:46:03 AM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

60 posted on 09/02/2011 8:21:56 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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