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DUmmie FUnnies 10-23-11 (Lech Walesa to visit OWS! A Freudenschade moment)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 23, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/23/2011 4:41:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

"LECH WALESA IS COMING TO NEW YORK CITY! HE'S COMING TO ZUCCOTTI PARK IN SUPPORT OF OWS!!" "OWS?" "YES, OWS!" "OMG! OMG!!" Such was the breathless, orgasmic reaction among the DUmmies when word got out that the Hero of the Polish Workers, Lech Walesa--Mr. Solidarity himself!--was coming to America to STAND WITH THE OWSIES!! WOO-HOO!!!! WHEEEEEE!!!!!! FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!!!!!!!!

Witness the joy in these threads, i.e., this THREAD, "K Olbermann: Lech Walesa to visit New York in support of OWS," and this THREAD, "Lech (Solidarity)Walesa, former Polish president, to visit New York in support of Occupy Wall Street," and this THREAD, "ATTENTION Corp News shills & OWS Haters..A Leader Arrives. Dare You to Cover His Speech."

But one thing we've learned about DUmmie Freudenschade--well, I'll leave that for later in this DUFU, and that's all I'll say about that now.

So for now, let us travel to an exultant DUmmieland, where the news of Mr. Solidarity's OWS visit is greeted with rapturous joy, in Solidarity Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, looking forward to some Redbird Red joy here in St. Louis when the Cardinals win the World Series, is in the [brackets]:

Lech Walesa to visit New York in support of OWS

[OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD, LECH WALESA SENDING WORD TO WALL STREET, ANNOUNCING HE IS COMING TO ZUCCOTTI PARK! LECH WALESA IS A NEW YORK OWSIE! < /suzynwaldman > ]

how cool is this......

[North Pole cool!]

this is awesome

[This is OWSome!]

the best thing is that he is a Tea Party hero. Let's hear the RW explain why their hero is out there with the evildoers.

[Yeah, take THAT, you teabaggers! FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!]

Lech Rocks!

[Rock on, Lech!]

FABULOUS!!!!!!!!! How cool is this, you ask? BEYOND MEGA COOL!!!!

[YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!]

Lech Walesa was a rock star to me in high school.

[And now, thirty years later, as I'm about to graduate, he's STILL a rock star!]

Walesa is a guy who earned his Nobel Peace Prize. He didn't get it for whom he was replacing.

[Hee! Hee! Obligatory Obama slam!]

Pardon my French, but...F***ing. Awesome.

[It's a French toast! Drink up!]

Icing on the cake

[Dancing in the aisles!]

W00T!!!

[YEEEEE-HAW!!!]

What a coup for the OWS!

[We're coup-coup for OccuPants! We're coup-coup for OccuPants!]

Oh Yeah! Freeper OWS haters dumbfounded over this

[DUmbfounded!]

Wow! Just wow!

[OWS! Just OWS!]

This man was absolutely pivotal in the fall of Communism throughout Central and East Europe.

[D*MN him! . . . No, wait! The fall of Communism is supposed to be a GOOD thing! 'Cause that was, like, BAD Communism . . . as opposed to the good kind. . . .]

Excellent. Even if I still can't get his name pronounced right!

[Ask Know-it-all Nadin Brzezzzzzinssski. She can help you with them pesky Polish names.]

Kick

[No, it's more like "Leck."]

at a time when push is becoming 'shove back', Walesa arrives like a fresh, just opened XXX Super Duper Energy Drink.

[The Poler XXXpresso!]

This guy is a hard-core pro-capitalist. Why romanticize him?

[SHHH!! QUIET!!]

Walesa knows what he's doing, what the OWS is up against and just what it will take to stick to the fight. . . . It damn near brings tears to my eyes to hear this news.

[I'm Lechrymose with joy!]

Lech Walesa! LOVE HIM. YAY!

[My hero! sigh . . .]

He is a force of solidarity that will be feared by the OWS haters. . . . Game On, Haters

[We HATE you haters! FEAR the Lech!]

Solidarnosc forever!

[Soiledmydiapers for gladness!]

Destiny chose Lec Walesa for LEADER of Occupy the World

[The heck with just the World! Occupy Mars! Occupy Jupiter! Occupy Uranus!]

So, he's come to save capitalism... Thanks but no thanks.

[STOP IT! BE QUIET! HE'S ONE OF US!]

SOLIDARITY!

[PREMATURITY!]

I have goosebumps running up and down my body.

[You have news jumps running up and down this thread. . . . As now we turn to new news from yesterday . . .]

biggovernment.com says Lech Walesa won't attend OWS

[Wha? WHA-AA?? But, but, I thought he said he was attending??]

Lech Walesa Not Attending #OccupyWallStreet in New York After Discovering Hard-Left Organizers

[Oopsie! Guess you're plain out of Lech!]

He's a pro-capitalist buddy of Thatcher and Reagan. He endorsed Repubs in the US as recently as last year and is anti-choice, among a thousand other things that should give pause to anyone at this site.

[Well, we didn't really want him here in the first place.]

His announcement of support garnered 500+ recommendations on this site, which I found sort of hilarious and sort of horrifying. . . .

[It must have been those LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]

Of course he is anti-left. He always has been.

[We NEVER liked him!]

I thought about adding a dissenting voice to that thread but quickly realized that the Walesa myth was too entrenched for the truth.

[Too entrenched! I could see it would be no use, so that's why I didn't say anything AT THE TIME. . . .]

Given Walesa fondness and respect for Reagan, I've little doubt he'd find many of the discussions and actions too far to the left. Walesa is quite conservative. . . .

[From HERO to ZERO in a few short days!]

Yeah, solidarity and all that, but Lech is a big vodka bottle full of stupid. The lumbering idiot didn't even care that Reagan told unions to f*** off. He's a big, pukey-faced homophobe. He can eat my @ss.

[Blech on Lech!]

As a fellow countryman, I hold that old skin-bag of dumb to a higher standard. He'll get no pierogi's of praise from THIS Polish-American, I can f***ing tell you that much.

[No DUmplings for you, Lech!]

that polish particle of pooped-out potato pancake. . . .

[Pied Piper Pitt would approve!]

Way to throw Lech under the bus. A week ago this guy was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

[The DUmmies are BiPoler.]

Mr. Welesa is a bigot, a right wing dimsh*t, a hypocrite and a pain in my polka today.

He's a horrible human being. The 500 recs for him last week was terrifying.

[FREUDENSCHADE, BAY-BEEE!!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; lechwalesa; occupywallstreet; ows; walesa

Freudenschade: The premature elation of the DUmmies when they pop the champagne corks too soon and then have to taste DUst in their mouth when things go south. See "Fitzmas."

1 posted on 10/23/2011 4:41:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 10/23/2011 4:44:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Lots of Lech!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

top 10 I think


3 posted on 10/23/2011 4:45:23 PM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10!


4 posted on 10/23/2011 4:46:57 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[I’m Lechrymose with joy!]

Fab.

This was great.


5 posted on 10/23/2011 4:48:47 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

In before 10!


6 posted on 10/23/2011 4:49:10 PM PDT by sauropod (William Kristol does NOT choose my presidential candidate!)
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To: sauropod

top 10?


7 posted on 10/23/2011 4:55:22 PM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: Charles Henrickson

eight


8 posted on 10/23/2011 4:55:39 PM PDT by Calusa (The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles. Quoth Bob Dylan.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

eight


9 posted on 10/23/2011 4:55:52 PM PDT by Calusa (The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles. Quoth Bob Dylan.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks for using that old graphic of mine. Well, I guess it’s yech on Lech. I was surprised when I learned he was thinking of attending, then was happy to learn he did his homework. Good for him. And bummers for the DU crowd...as usual.


10 posted on 10/23/2011 4:56:08 PM PDT by bcsco (A vote for Cain will cure the Pain!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Are you sure that's DUst?
11 posted on 10/23/2011 4:56:35 PM PDT by JPG (America is worth saving. All hands on deck!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I respect Lech Walesa, Pope John Paul II, Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher, Heinrich Kohl for the danderously unpopular stand they took.
Except for Lech Walesa the others are dead or infirm or German( which is the same).
God Bless them all and know that they all still stand with Lech Walesa.


12 posted on 10/23/2011 5:02:18 PM PDT by nkycincinnatikid
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To: Charles Henrickson

You can cut their hypocrisy with a diamond saw.


13 posted on 10/23/2011 5:04:37 PM PDT by bray (Join the Cain Mutiny, tell the IRS 9-9-9!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Maybe Pete Walesa will come.


14 posted on 10/23/2011 5:05:46 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: nkycincinnatikid
Baroness Thatcher is still alive and kicking... She just celebrated her 86th birthday in blue dress
15 posted on 10/23/2011 5:06:21 PM PDT by paudio (0bama is like a bad mechanic who couldn't fix your car; he just makes it worse. Get somebody else!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Looks like you are plain out of Lech.” LOLOLOL!


16 posted on 10/23/2011 5:09:46 PM PDT by berdie
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To: Charles Henrickson

That has to be the quickest 180 in history!


17 posted on 10/23/2011 5:13:29 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lech will stand alongside those Marines who are also on the way.


18 posted on 10/23/2011 5:17:19 PM PDT by hattend (If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead. - Cameron Connor)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Whatever happened to the Marines that were supposed to show up to OWS events??

There was a DUmmies Funnies thread were they claimed the Marines were going to join the OWS protests

19 posted on 10/23/2011 5:17:19 PM PDT by LMAO ("Begging hands and Bleeding hearts will only cry out for more"...Anthem from Rush)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Head-spinning turn around! LOL!


20 posted on 10/23/2011 5:24:24 PM PDT by LUV W (This tagline reserved for a hero.......)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Way to throw Lech under the bus. A week ago this guy was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Yeah, DU was like the Le Lech-ay League...

21 posted on 10/23/2011 5:40:41 PM PDT by mikrofon (Apropos for supporters of the Teat Party.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROFL Whiplash, baby.


22 posted on 10/23/2011 6:19:35 PM PDT by stilloftyhenight
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To: Charles Henrickson

Excellent! Thanks. One of the best. An instant classic.


23 posted on 10/23/2011 6:20:54 PM PDT by Upstate NY Guy
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To: stilloftyhenight

Actually more like Lech-lash.


24 posted on 10/23/2011 6:36:37 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Pied Piper Pitt would approve!]

And he continues to remain AWOL as far as OWS is concerned.

25 posted on 10/23/2011 6:37:43 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Free Depends for OWS Protesters)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"You're on our side? Yippee! We love you!"

"Wait, what? You're not on our side? Boo! We hate you!"

Politics before principles, thy name is Democrat.

26 posted on 10/23/2011 6:55:09 PM PDT by synbad600
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To: Charles Henrickson

What a bunch of freaking idiots. The fact that they can hate Lech Walesa proves yet again how screwed up they are.


27 posted on 10/23/2011 6:55:38 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Charles Henrickson

Your best post so far..
I loved the way Du turned on him..
Bi-Polar indeed.


28 posted on 10/23/2011 6:58:22 PM PDT by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Uh...it’s “schadenfreude,” people.


29 posted on 10/23/2011 7:01:08 PM PDT by txrefugee
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To: txrefugee

30 posted on 10/23/2011 7:10:02 PM PDT by RedMDer (Forward With Confidence!)
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To: txrefugee

Sorry, I didn’t mean to post that to you directly. Ooops....


31 posted on 10/23/2011 7:11:24 PM PDT by RedMDer (Forward With Confidence!)
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To: txrefugee; Charles Henrickson
Uh...it’s “schadenfreude,” people.

Not when it concerns the DUmmies!

This is the best Freudenschade since the Blue Fitzmas!

 

32 posted on 10/23/2011 7:14:04 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: txrefugee; PJ-Comix
Uh...it’s “schadenfreude,” people.

Not in DUmmieland. "Freudenschade" has a history here in the DUFUs, going back to Fitzmas of 2006.

33 posted on 10/23/2011 7:15:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Lots of Lech!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

These lunatics really are all over the place.


34 posted on 10/23/2011 7:18:26 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: txrefugee
Uh...it’s “schadenfreude,” people.

Not when it comes to the DUmmies. Check the DuFu history.

35 posted on 10/23/2011 7:24:18 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Charles Henrickson

and the RATS, take another one in the.........HA ha!!!

36 posted on 10/23/2011 7:40:48 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[We’re coup-coup for OccuPants! We’re coup-coup for OccuPants!]

So good I had to reprint it.


37 posted on 10/23/2011 9:56:03 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: txrefugee
Uh...it’s “schadenfreude,” people.

Not according to an old DU'er from back in the Truthout/WRP/Karl Rove indictment days. A DU'er (I forget the name) wrote it as Freudenschade. I created the graphic back then and it still has its use now and then. The original...

Photobucket

38 posted on 10/24/2011 4:59:42 AM PDT by bcsco (A vote for Cain will cure the Pain!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Lech Walesa Not Attending #OccupyWallStreet in New York After Discovering Hard-Left Organizers

[Oopsie! Guess you're plain out of Lech!]

Hard-Left Organizers are a big turn off to sensible people. They are probably quite smelly as well.

39 posted on 10/24/2011 5:32:46 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I just read in Human Events that Walesa has decided against participating because of the radical groups involved.


40 posted on 10/24/2011 5:50:06 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Obama's presidency is shovel-ready; let's bury it in 2012!)
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To: NRA1995

They claim to be the “99%” but in reality, they are the 30% - the number of voters by way of percentage for which any leftist can count on.


41 posted on 10/24/2011 7:44:07 AM PDT by Personal Responsibility (Get ready for an aberration of epic proportions! - Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He's a big, pukey-faced homophobe. He can eat my @ss.

Seems like a contradiction of terms.

42 posted on 10/24/2011 11:40:13 AM PDT by hattend (If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead. - Cameron Connor)
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To: Chode

What happened to that picture you used to have with the bull and the man?


43 posted on 10/24/2011 3:36:23 PM PDT by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: ConservativeMind
i got threatened with expulsion by one of the mods...
44 posted on 10/24/2011 3:56:16 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I have goosebumps running up and down my body.

Those ain't goosebumps, fleabagger.

A stellar thread, thank you, Charles.

45 posted on 10/24/2011 5:37:24 PM PDT by NYpeanut
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To: txrefugee
Uh...it’s “schadenfreude,” people.

Long story short, someone in DUmmieland mistakenly used the term "freudenshade" once, and we've lampooned it ever since. Just another inside joke. :-D

46 posted on 10/25/2011 8:48:41 AM PDT by Purrcival (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Here’s a DUzy...

GENERAL STRIKE!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=2193229&mesg_id=2193229


47 posted on 10/27/2011 9:57:45 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. -- Mortimer Brewster)
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