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Catholic Church Lobbying Called Improper
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 3 Dec 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/03/2011 10:17:40 AM PST by John Semmens

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) denounced efforts by the Catholic Church to persuade the Department of Health and Human Services to rescind new regulations that will force Catholics to engage in activities that violate their faith. The regulations would require all Americans to purchase coverage for services—like abortion—that are banned by Catholic tenets. The regulations also require all health service providers to offer these services regardless of any personal, religious, or ethical objections.

“The Church’s attempt to meddle with affairs of state is offensive to our system of government,” Pelosi contended. “We don’t live in a theocracy. In America, we have separation of church and state. It’s not their job to criticize our laws. Didn’t Jesus instruct his followers to render unto Caesar? Why isn’t the Church hierarchy obeying this divine guidance?”

“Besides, what they’re asking for is special treatment,” Pelosi went on. “We can’t have different rules for Catholics than for everyone else. The law has to apply to all. There can be no exceptions.”

In addition to assailing the substance of the Church’s lobbying effort Pelosi also found fault with the method.

“They don’t even know how to play the game,” Pelosi laughed. “All they have to offer is an argument. Where are the campaign donations, the sweetheart deals, and insider information? I mean, what do we in government have to gain for giving them what they ask? If they can’t make it worth our while why should we listen?”

if you miss any of this week's semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/12/03/white-house-threatens-to-cancel-congressional-holidays/


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: abortion; catholic; lobbying; nancypelosi; pelosi; prolife; romancatholic; satire

1 posted on 12/03/2011 10:17:54 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

ALMOST got me! (lol)

Dang, you’re good!


2 posted on 12/03/2011 10:21:23 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012 -- the man we need at the time we need him)
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To: freedumb2003

Nazi Pelosi sez:

No different rules for Catholics than everyone else???

Then, how about the Muzzies?


3 posted on 12/03/2011 10:27:24 AM PST by Surrounded_too
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To: John Semmens

Almost got me too! :-0)

The sad thing is that it sounded true about her.


4 posted on 12/03/2011 10:39:07 AM PST by Not gonna take it anymore (Member of the First Church of Christ, I am Catholic)
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To: Surrounded_too

5 posted on 12/03/2011 10:40:48 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012 -- the man we need at the time we need him)
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To: John Semmens

Yet Democrats using Black churches for campaign rallies is OK and tax exempt entities funded by George Soros can lobby all they want. Pelosi is a total hypocrite.


6 posted on 12/03/2011 11:56:12 AM PST by The Great RJ ("The problem with socialism is that pretty soon you run out of other people's money" M. Thatcher)
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To: 43north; #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; ...

ping


7 posted on 12/03/2011 12:30:52 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

On the more serious side, Princess Pelosi doesn’t seem to have any problems with the churches lobbying FOR illegal immigration and “da enviomen”. She’s a hypocrite. And a RICH one at that. It’s easy to become rich when you have so much access to other people’s money. Pelosi can KMA.


8 posted on 12/03/2011 12:38:52 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Stop BIG Government Greed Now!!!!)
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To: Not gonna take it anymore

Almost fooled me as well, I was ready to post somthing like “Pelosi is Catholic like Hitler was Catholic and with the same evil designs on religious freedom of expression.”

Actually, that still applies, come to think of it.

Good satire always has a strong ingredient of truth to it. We already know what Pelosi thinks of Catholics exercising freedom of conscience.


9 posted on 12/03/2011 12:58:39 PM PST by elcid1970 ("Deport all Muslims. Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind.")
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To: John Semmens

So exemptions issued for ObambiCare aren’t really exemptions, you idiot princess?

Good one John.


10 posted on 12/03/2011 1:09:12 PM PST by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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To: John Semmens

One of the best! I admit I was among those “taken in” at first and was very relieved when I saw it was one of yours! Well done!


11 posted on 12/03/2011 1:33:30 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: John Semmens

This is the VERY FUNCTION of the Church in society; to be salt and light.

Pelosi is a satanic idiot.


12 posted on 12/03/2011 1:41:19 PM PST by fwdude
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To: John Semmens

How I wish she could read this! Another biting one, John.


13 posted on 12/03/2011 1:54:00 PM PST by EDINVA
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To: John Semmens

Brilliant as usual, John! (I really do wish Pelosi could read it!)


14 posted on 12/03/2011 3:19:25 PM PST by momtothree
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To: John Semmens

A good Sunday chuckle John. Thanks for the post, and the ping.


15 posted on 12/03/2011 5:12:05 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

It’s Sunday somewhere LOL. I’m so tired. Been up and down ladders, and scaffolding all day installing insulation in the roof of the atrium room. SHEESH! I’m beat.


16 posted on 12/03/2011 5:13:45 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens
" I mean, what do we in government have to gain for giving them what they ask? If they can’t make it worth our while why should we listen?”

Sadly, it doesn't sound like satire to me. Sounds like something Princess Nancy would say.

17 posted on 12/04/2011 6:10:04 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Bravo, and thanks John Semmens!


18 posted on 12/04/2011 6:30:33 PM PST by SunkenCiv (It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: John Semmens

Nicely done, Mr. Semmens.

By the way, has ‘AdminModerator’ insulted you recently?


19 posted on 12/05/2011 6:49:51 AM PST by WayneS (Comments now include 25 percent more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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To: John Semmens

‘“They don’t even know how to play the game,” Pelosi laughed. “All they have to offer is an argument. Where are the campaign donations, the sweetheart deals, and insider information? I mean, what do we in government have to gain for giving them what they ask? If they can’t make it worth our while why should we listen?”’

Sounds like something she would say in reality.


20 posted on 12/05/2011 9:36:35 AM PST by ReformationFan
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