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Now That He's Dead, What's Next For Kim Jong Il?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 12-20-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 12/20/2011 12:14:42 PM PST by The Looking Spoon




TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dead; demotivation; kimjongil; satire; sickdisgustingsatire

1 posted on 12/20/2011 12:14:47 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

That headline reads like a front page teaser in the Galactic Gazette and Tattler....Douglas Adams - Editor in Chief.


2 posted on 12/20/2011 12:18:15 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Attacking Wall Street because you're jobless is like burning down Whole Foods because you're hungry.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
What's next for him?
The Democrats will add his name to the voter rolls in Illinois or in other states where they may need more votes. Eventually he'll be a candidate for President on some future Democrat ticket.

3 posted on 12/20/2011 12:20:28 PM PST by StormEye
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To: The Looking Spoon; null and void

His replacement is Kim Jong-UNNNNGH.

/ hat tip to nully.
Now I just need the right picture..


4 posted on 12/20/2011 12:22:59 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

There is a kimjongillookingatthings on tumblr or something like that ,he did a lot of looking LOL


5 posted on 12/20/2011 12:25:52 PM PST by molson209
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To: Darksheare
here's one:


6 posted on 12/20/2011 12:26:19 PM PST by Mr. K (Physically unable to profreed <--- oops, see?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I think he will shortly sign his name on the petition to recall Gov. Scott Walker in WI!!!


7 posted on 12/20/2011 12:33:07 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Now That He's Dead, What's Next For Kim Jong Il?

"I er ah, Kim! It's about time! You got any water?"


8 posted on 12/20/2011 12:34:18 PM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: StormEye
The Democrats will add his name to the voter rolls in Illinois or in other states where they may need more votes. Eventually he'll be a candidate for President on some future Democrat ticket.

Exactly what I was thinking!

9 posted on 12/20/2011 12:40:22 PM PST by infool7 (Let us water the tree...)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Eternahr Ronriness

10 posted on 12/20/2011 12:42:37 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Herman Cain: possibly the escapee most dangerous to the Democrats since Frederick Douglass.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Oh, he’s up in Madison signing Recall Walker petitions.


11 posted on 12/20/2011 12:43:01 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (May Mitt Romney be the Mo Udall of 2012.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Hope they already notified his next of Kim.


12 posted on 12/20/2011 12:46:22 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: Darksheare

13 posted on 12/20/2011 12:57:27 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit)
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To: The Looking Spoon

The Chia Head is Dead!!!

Long Live the Chia Head!


14 posted on 12/20/2011 1:11:59 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: JoeProBono

15 posted on 12/20/2011 1:25:38 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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16 posted on 12/20/2011 1:28:07 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

17 posted on 12/20/2011 1:34:23 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit)
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To: The Looking Spoon; a fool in paradise

They’ll exploit his memory like they exploited ELVIS’ and Amy Winohous’ memories: endless posthumous recordings, re-mixes and so on.


18 posted on 12/20/2011 1:34:26 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I really was expecting you to do a spoof on A Weekend at Bernie’s.


19 posted on 12/20/2011 2:15:50 PM PST by killermosquito (Buffalo, Detroit (and eventually France) is what you get when liberalism runs its course.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

What’s next? Are you kidding? This is a guy who hits 18 holes-in-one in a single round of golf! I’m thinking PGA here. He’ll have to slow down a little, of course, maybe use a cart from now on...


20 posted on 12/20/2011 2:19:08 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: The Looking Spoon

He will be a voter in New Haven, Connecticut. Who knows, he’ll be a voter for all Socialists/Marxists in 2012.


21 posted on 12/20/2011 2:35:16 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12... Don't complain if 0 shreds the constitution!!!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

What’s next for him? A seat between Ted Kennedy (D-HL) and Osama bin Laden, maybe?


22 posted on 12/20/2011 2:53:09 PM PST by JimRed (Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

23 posted on 12/20/2011 3:47:28 PM PST by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: The Looking Spoon

At least it’s a dry heat. All I’m gonna say.

The also-tormented but much stronger demons kicking the sh1t out of you for eternity, I think needs no extra embellishment.


24 posted on 12/20/2011 4:13:02 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Darksheare

from his picture he looks more like Kim Chub Tub.


25 posted on 12/20/2011 4:13:46 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

North Korea went from being run by a rampaging Chia Pet, to being run by an evil Gerber Baby.


26 posted on 12/20/2011 4:14:56 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: The Looking Spoon
He can spend eternity in a 1930's American Musical.


27 posted on 12/20/2011 8:36:14 PM PST by clearcarbon
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To: Darksheare

Snort.

I just bought a copy of 1984. I last read it in high school.


28 posted on 12/20/2011 8:39:29 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Never Again! Except for the next time.)
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To: Professional Engineer

I was going to do another demotivator where it said “From Chia Pet to Gerber Baby” but couldn’t get the image to work, nor the text to flow right.


29 posted on 12/21/2011 7:45:32 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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