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DUmmie FUnnies 06-16-12 (R-E-S-P-E-C-T: "I'm tired of the lack of respect shown to the President")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 16, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/16/2012 1:10:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Barack Obama is the Rodney Dangerfield of American presidents. He don't get no respect. And it's all because he's black. No, not Rodney Dangerfield, silly. Barack Obama. You know, Our President.

Those eeevil white racist Republicans can't stand having a Black Man in the White House. This is what is driving their white-hot hatred toward Our President. It is the sole reason.

NEVER BEFORE has a President suffered this kind of vilification. The broadsides exchanged between Jefferson and Adams partisans? Child's play. Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy? Well loved, even by their assassins. Hoover, FDR? The Great Depression brought forth Great Expressions of love and support for both men. Nixon, Reagan, the Bushes? Universal love, praise, and respect from all Democrats everywhere.

But THIS Man, Our President, Barack Obama--he must endure the outrageous slings and arrows of outrageous outrage, simply because he is black. It is not because of his policies. It is not because of his performance. No, it is pure pigment-based persecution.

And this utter disrespect has the DUmmies all hot and bothered, as we see in this THREAD, "I'm tired of the lack of respect shown to the President."

But before we get to the DUmmies, let's hear from The King of Soul himself, Barack Obama, singing the disrespect blues in this lamentation/demand . . .

R-E-S-P-E-C-T (When You Bow Low)
Tune: "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"

What I want (oo)
Baby, you oughta (oo)
What I need (oo)
Do you know that you oughta (oo)
All I'm askin' (oo)
Is for a total respect when you bow low (just a little bow)
Hey, baby (just a little bow)
When you bow low (just a little bow)
Mister (just a little bow)

I ain't gonna do you wrong
While you bow
Ain't gonna do you wrong
But I ain't vowin'
All I'm askin'
Is for a total respect when you bow low (just a little bow)
Baby (just a little bow)
When you bow low (just a little bow)
Yeah (just a little bow)

You're about to see me
Barack Almighty
And all I'm askin'
In return, whitey
Is to give me
My propers when you bow low (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah, baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When you bow low (just a little bow)
Yeah (just a little bow)

Ooo, your disses
Bitter though funny
But guess what?
I'll take your money
All I want you to do for me
Is give it to me when you bow low (re, re, re, re)
Yeah, baby (re, re, re, re)
Whip it to me (respect, just a little bow)
When you bow low, now (just a little bow)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to show
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
To me, BHO

Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me . . .)
A total respect (sock it to me, sock it to me . . .)
Whoa, babe (just a little bow)
A total respect (just a little bow)
I get tired (just a little bow)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bow)
You're runnin' out of fools (just a little bow)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bow)
Respect (re, re, re, re)
When you bow low (re, re, re, re)
Or you might wake up (respect, just a little bow)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bow) . . .

Now on to the umbrage and high DUdgeon of the DUmmies, in Bolshevik R-E-D, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, showing the same respect toward Captain Kenyaroo that they did toward Chimpy McBushitler, is in the [Barackets]:

I'm tired of the lack of respect shown to the President

[I'm tired of this President, how about that?]

The core of this is utter racism...

[That's it! There can be no other explanation!]

Same here. I want complete condemnation for this outrage today. This is the last straw.

[The last straw, I tell you! This was the straw that broke the DUmmies' back and raised their hackles and stirred their drink!]

What happened?

[A reporter dared to ask King Obama a question before he walked off. What an outrage!]

it is rare that i come to DU and find so much written about something i have no idea what it is!

[It is routine that I come to DUmmieland and find so much written by people who have no idea what they're talking about.]

And had the gall to yell as Obama left, 'why do you favor foreigners over Americans?'

[All of gall is divided into Tea Parties.]

GOPiggery.

[Pigment Piggery. It's Rethuggery Summer.]

Yes, I'm sure if Biden was President he would be treated with the utmost respect and deference by the Republicans. . . .

[You mean Ol' Plugs? The Human Gaffe Machine? Hardscrabble Joe? Sure, he's white. We'd never show him any disrespect.]

just like Bill Clinton was. Oops, my bad, they impeached him.

[Nonsense! The First White Black President was just peachy-keen to his impeachers! He was white, you know.]

They may have hated him, but they did at least acknowledge him as president. Not so with Obama. They are constantly trying to argue that he is not legitimately president because he's just not supposed to be in their racist world.

[Let's see, I seem to recall some folks who were saying that BUSH was not legitimately president, and they refused to acknowledge him as such. I wonder who that might have been. . . .]

The GOP "gets off" on this kind of thing.

[The DUmmies "get off" on claiming that the Rethuglicans "get off" on this sort of thing.]

They are egging for a "race war" of ANY type. But Obama won't give it to them.

[The whites are egging for it.]

This is where the Democratic Party and the Congress needs to stand up for their President. Their failure to do anything of the sort is why Democrats are like Charlie Brown getting the football snatched away.

[Hey, you must read the DUmmie FUnnies!]

Isn't the reporter from another country? Is he a citizen?

[Check his birth certificate!]

Finding it really hard to get outraged about this. . . . an interruption to a speech seems like pretty small beer.

[The reporter acted stupidly. Hey, let's have a beer summit!]

It could be racism, but I believe it is mainly a matter of them having conflicting politics from the president.

[Congratulations, DUmmie Jamaal510! You win today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®!]

You cannot look at the treatment of Barack Obama by the opposition, and then tell me there is no race issue to it. . . . The Democrats have never treated a Republican like that. . . .

[Two words: Chimpy. McBushitler.]

No, the treatment Obama has won - from "That one!" to "YOU LIE!" to the birther bullsh*t, to his portrayal as a chimpanzee and a witch doctor during the health care stuff, the constant attempts to paint his bland, moderate ass as a "radical," all the way up to this latest disrespect... it's about his f***ing RACE.

[FUnnie, I could give you 16 trillion reasons NOT related to race.]

every single one of those @ssholes would call him "boy" if they didn't think someone might slug them for it.

[Can we slug you for calling us "@ssholes"?]

even a sizable chunk of the 'Progressive' community talks about him like he's a damned busboy.

[He's an under-the-bus-boy.]

add to the fact that he is black. and the repugs think they own the white house and congers , along w the state houses . we intrruped their supposed right of assencion with a democratic pres. they ae upset and want it back.

[Don't intrrup our assencion! We ae upset! We want white house and congers back!]

The continued disrespect to our President breaks my heart. B*st*rds.

[Poor Our President! How dare they!]

They're so toxic and so despicable and full of hate. . . . They've clearly shown themselves to be a rabid pack of hyenas. . . . They can't get away with this. The only people who condone this behavior are just as sick and pathetic as they.

[Irony Alert! Irony Alert!]

our President handled this atrocious conduct with grace and an innate dignity, as always, leaving the seething repukes with rotten egg on their faces!!

[The yolk's on them!]

when there are plenty of substantive policy issues to nail them on and we resort to the "you hate him cause he's black argument", we look abt as unintelligent as them.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Little bush didn't get any respect at all.

[Ssshhh! Quiet!! Don't bring that up!!]

Obama, racism? Not sure. He did get elected.

[Don't confuse us with facts!]

I showed ZERO respect for Reagan, and Both Bushes. . . .

[Diogenes, stop your search! We have found an honest DUmmie!]

I don't have much respect for President Obama because he capitulates time and time again and refuses to fight. . . .

[RACIST!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama; respect
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To: A_Former_Democrat

Agreed. I always liked and respected RD.


41 posted on 06/16/2012 4:15:06 PM PDT by doggieboy
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To: Charles Henrickson

They’re so toxic and so despicable and full of hate. . . . They’ve clearly shown themselves to be a rabid pack of hyenas. . . . They can’t get away with this. The only people who condone this behavior are just as sick and pathetic as they.


Is this an example of “projection?”


42 posted on 06/16/2012 4:17:55 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse
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To: Charles Henrickson
I agree with the Dummies. No president has ever had such disrespect from his opponents.

Ever.../s

43 posted on 06/16/2012 4:21:58 PM PDT by Half Vast Conspiracy (I made a prank call...pretended I was a mime.)
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To: Mears

I had to.


44 posted on 06/16/2012 4:31:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

45 posted on 06/16/2012 4:49:18 PM PDT by CodeToad (Homosexuals are homophobes. They insist on being called 'gay' instead.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
It could be racism, but I believe it is mainly a matter of them having conflicting politics from the president.

[Congratulations, DUmmie Jamaal510! You win today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®!]

Not that much clarity in the DUmp, so gotta give credit!

46 posted on 06/16/2012 5:48:37 PM PDT by luvie (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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To: cripplecreek; Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
I was kind of partial to Chimpus Kahn. It was at least semi creative.

Our great Chimpus Kahn would approve this statement.....

47 posted on 06/16/2012 5:51:40 PM PDT by luvie (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Diogenes, stop your search! We have found an honest DUmmie!]

Isn't that...like...an oxymoron? :)

48 posted on 06/16/2012 5:56:05 PM PDT by luvie (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Democrats have never treated a Republican like that. . . .

[Two words: Chimpy. McBushitler.]

The Democrats have treated all Republicans like that, if not worse. Please tell me these people are not REAL.

49 posted on 06/16/2012 6:12:51 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: Riley; Charles Henrickson
Just out of curiosity, have you ever seen any indication that ‘they’ read the Dummie Funnies threads, and any reaction?

I've wondered the same thing. Sometimes I think there are more [LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS] trying to out DUmmie the other DUmmies. These posters cannot be real, or they are so out of touch with reality.

50 posted on 06/16/2012 6:41:02 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: Joan Kerrey
NEVER BEFORE has a President suffered this kind of vilification.

Was this author asleep for 8 years? Good grief!!!!!!

No, not asleep at all, He/she/it had its head so far up the dims colons that oxygen was getting scarce.

51 posted on 06/16/2012 6:48:30 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: cripplecreek

I liked “STAY OUT DA BUSHES!!!”


52 posted on 06/16/2012 7:36:17 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Old Sarge

Don’t forget Chimpy McCokespoon, Pretzel Boy (in reference to the time when 43 choked on a pretzel and supposedly fell off the couch while watching sports; they claimed he was drunk), Bushit. And for Sarah Palin: Caribou Barbie.

Also, Bush 43 had some clown flying planes above the Kentucky Derby and a couple of other major events trailing banners that said, “Bush Stole the Election”. I also remember “Turn Your Back on Bush” - exhorting graduating college students to stand and turn their backs to him while he was delivering a commencement address. There was either a book or a movie with his assassination as a plot. Wherever the man went, he was dogged with protesters. He couldn’t even throw out the first pitch at a Brewers game without being protested.

Obama just needs to quit whining, and so do the DUmmies.


53 posted on 06/16/2012 11:13:01 PM PDT by Purrcival (Herman Cain 2012 (*sigh*))
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To: Charles Henrickson
No, the treatment Obama has won - from "That one!" to "YOU LIE!" to the birther bullsh*t, to his portrayal as a chimpanzee and a witch doctor during the health care stuff, the constant attempts to paint his bland, moderate ass as a "radical," all the way up to this latest disrespect
Uh Dummie.. you mean disrespect like this to YOUR 'non radical moderate'?

So yeah Moonbat you're right. It has nothing to do with the fact that he's now ruling by executive fiat like a neo-Fascist Tyrannical Dictator -- like that 'other guy' during the 1930's in Germany started off. (then again, Adolph wasn't 'all bad'. He was a vegetarian, liked the Opera, he loved little children, and his dog Blondie.)

But ya got me: "... it's about his f***ing RACE."
(Call a Whaaaambulance asshat)

54 posted on 06/17/2012 5:53:11 AM PDT by Condor51 (Never mess with an old man. He won't fight you he'll just kill you.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
even a sizable chunk of the 'Progressive' community talks about him like he's a damned busboy.
Okay, now THAT is wrong.


Obama couldn't cut it a a busboy.
...............

55 posted on 06/17/2012 5:56:33 AM PDT by Condor51 (Never mess with an old man. He won't fight you he'll just kill you.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It turned out that the Daily Caller reporter was the ONLY one who got to ask a question since The One split the scene the instant his campaign speech was done.


56 posted on 06/17/2012 6:16:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: mnehring

The hypocrisy of the left, how it shine brightly and lights the way. (oy)

Thanks for new tag line. :-)


57 posted on 06/17/2012 6:27:48 AM PDT by RikaStrom ("To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." ~Voltaire)
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To: Charles Henrickson
(My last Post for this thread)

Maybe the DUmmies are right. Let's show some Respect for Obama. In fact - Let's eve PRAY FOR HIM!

I'm series. Let us pray:

So see. We can be very very 'respectful' of Mr. Obama by praying for him.

And JIC any DU TROLLS see this as proof of how evil the 'Christian Religious Right' is. I will save you some time, and any chance from the possibility of being 'contaminated' by looking in The Bible. The above Psalms are all from what's called The Old Testament. Which for your information DUmmie was taken/borrowed from the JEWISH Torah. So it isn't 'Christian Hate Speech'. Then again, you pagan DUmmies hate those Jooooooos too, don't ya.

58 posted on 06/17/2012 6:31:16 AM PDT by Condor51 (Never mess with an old man. He won't fight you he'll just kill you.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[All of gall is divided into Tea Parties.]

LOL! But who is Caesar?


59 posted on 06/17/2012 6:48:39 AM PDT by ecomcon
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To: dhs12345

Bing Images provides 70,200 results for “obama monkey”.

Perspective post for any DUmmie lurking.


60 posted on 06/17/2012 7:46:52 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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