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DUmmie FUnnies 06-25-12 (5 Signs That You're a Moonbat)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 25, 2012 | James Fallows, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/25/2012 4:46:33 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

I won't be paying to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The premise is too absurd since (other than Liza Minelli's ex) Vampires don't exist. However, I would definitely watch Abraham Lincoln: Moonbat Hunter since there is a plethora of Moonbats out there. Many of the Moonbats are hidden until they break out of their protective covering as happened to James Fallows of Atlantic Magazine. You can read about Fallow's self-exposure as a Moonbat in NEWSBUSTERS. For years Fallows kept his inner Moonbat well hidden until he exposed himself with an article titled, "5 Signs the United States Is Undergoing a Coup." And now that he has revealed himself, the DUmmie Moonbats have bonded with him with a THREAD of the same title: "5 Signs the United States Is Undergoing a Coup." So let us now watch the DUmmies reveal their inner Moonbat in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, welcoming James Fallows to Club Moonbat, is in the {brackets]:

5 Signs the United States Is Undergoing a Coup - James Fallows

[5 Signs that James Fallows is a Moonbat.]

First, a presidential election is decided by five people, who don't even try to explain their choice in normal legal terms.

[Despite the fact that EVERY recount showed that Bush won Florida.]

Then the beneficiary of that decision appoints the next two members of the court, who present themselves for consideration as restrained, humble figures who care only about law rather than ideology.

[Any mention of Election 2000 brings out the Inner Moonbat.]

Once on the bench, for life, those two actively second-guess and re-do existing law, to advance the interests of the party that appointed them.

[You mean like Justice Breyer channeling James Madison's thoughts on the Second Amendment?]

Meanwhile their party's representatives in the Senate abuse procedural rules to an extent never previously seen to block legislation -- and appointments, especially to the courts.

[Filibuster is BAD right up to the moment when the Democrats lose control of the Senate.]

And, when a major piece of legislation gets through, the party's majority on the Supreme Court prepares to negate it -- even though the details of the plan were originally Republican proposals and even though the party's presidential nominee endorsed these concepts only a few years ago.

[Thursday looks to be Moonbat Day. Now on to the other Moonbats...]

And some of us have said this is going on for a few years here, and got laughed at...

[Psst! You're STILL being laughed at.]

Many Of Us Were Ridiculed For Making These Points About The Threat That Is The Right

[You, ridiculed? Only in EVERY DUFU edition.]

The coup has happened, the rest of it is cleaning up the mess, while dealing with the other things that are going to kill us.

But FIRST you must report to your local Walmart Detention Center on Jan. 20, 2013.]

Selection 2000 was the coup de grace of the coup d' etat.

[Declared the DUmmie Coup Coup bird.]

We've all been witness to a slow motion coup that started with the mugging of resident Al Gore in 2000.

[Al Gore is now resident of the FUnnie Farm.]

I told people back in 2000 that is was a coup and they thought I was a political hack

[Congrats! You been upgrading from hack to Moonbat status.]

I'm still not over 2000...never will get over this

[Bite down hard again on your leather strap and take two aspirins.]

I remember in 2000 being so wrapped up in my social life, and being totally uninterested in politics. I even forgot to vote! But then when I heard the news from Florida, that the election was really close, I kept waiting for Gore to finally take office, because he won, right? ...right?! I was looking around saying, "what the hell is going on here? There is no way that chump Bush could have gotten elected".

[Guess what? Your missing vote would have put Gore over the top.]

Something else folks don't seem to get, is they are WINNING either way....

[Heads we WIN, tails you LOSE.]

I found another sign of a coup when I clicked on the link to the article. When you click on the link to the article, the writer, James Fallows, has now changed the title of the article to "5 Signs of a Radical Change in U.S. Politics" (with "explanation"), which., to my mind, proves there has been a coup in our news media as well as government. Fallows' explanation aptly begins with, "Midnight update"

[Another Coup Coup theory from a DUmmie.]

If you can build a simple cash register with an audit trail, you can build a goddamn voting machine with one. If you can build a computer with crypto on it, you can build a voting machine with crypto for the audit lists. SIMPLE

[So does that mean you want photo ID at the polls to ensure the validity of the vote?]

But if Romney wins.....the SCOTUS will turn even more radically right and generations will be affected. There will be no hope as the oligarchy is favored willy-nilly over the 99%

[See you on Thursday, DUmmies. I'm predicting a big Moonbat outbreak. Hee! Hee!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; jamesfallows; moonbats
Thusday will be Moonbat Day. Be here. Aloha!
1 posted on 06/25/2012 4:46:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP!


2 posted on 06/25/2012 4:48:11 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 06/25/2012 4:50:43 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (You're screwy! You're spaced! You lost the recall race!)
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Top Ten.


4 posted on 06/25/2012 4:53:27 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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6? At least top 10!!!

Now to read :-)


5 posted on 06/25/2012 5:02:34 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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6. You cite DU as if it were the Bible.


6 posted on 06/25/2012 5:09:31 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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top 10?


7 posted on 06/25/2012 5:11:50 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Guns Walked -- People Died -- Holder Lied -- Obama Golfed (thanks, Secret Agent Man))
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Moonbats Rising...

8 posted on 06/25/2012 5:22:53 PM PDT by LUV W (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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The Omamination gets turned over on Thursday you’re going to have enough material for a decade’s worth of material.

I don’t think you can even begin to comprehend the hilarity that is going to ensue if Obamacare gets thrown under the bus.

MSNBC, the DUmp, the KOSmunists et al are going to be hysterical to watch.


9 posted on 06/25/2012 5:28:29 PM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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The Omamination gets turned over on Thursday

I am hoping for a Two-fer, SCOTUS overturns and the Senate vote on Holder's contempt charge!

10 posted on 06/25/2012 5:42:38 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Bain Capital would not have bought Solyndra)
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To: PJ-Comix

I can imagine ageing moonbats in the nursing homes, lying in their own piss, their last gasping breath sounding like, “BUSH STOLE THE ELECT...unnnngh...”

That being said, I took the family to see “Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter”, and really enjoyed the ride!


11 posted on 06/25/2012 5:52:21 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc... not just pretty words...)
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12


12 posted on 06/25/2012 6:18:28 PM PDT by chesley (God's chosen instrument - the trumpet)
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OMG. I am so going to do that Photoshop.

“Abraham Lincoln, Moonbat Hunter.”

This was great, as always, thanks for posting it!


13 posted on 06/25/2012 7:01:13 PM PDT by rlmorel ("The safest road to Hell is the gradual one." Screwtape (C.S. Lewis))
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20


14 posted on 06/25/2012 7:09:28 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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[Declared the DUmmie Coup Coup bird.] We've all been witness to a slow motion coup that started with the mugging of resident Al Gore in 2000.

"Get out of Cheney's house! Get out of Cheney's house!"

15 posted on 06/25/2012 7:49:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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I can’t wait for Thursday. The DUFUS are going to be even better than usual I’m sure since there will be so much material from DUmmieland.


16 posted on 06/25/2012 9:17:07 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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Please post that Abraham Lincoln: Moonbat Hunter graphic here.
17 posted on 06/26/2012 3:35:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (You're screwy! You're spaced! You lost the recall race!)
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Then the beneficiary of that decision appoints the next two members of the court, who present themselves for consideration as restrained, humble figures who care only about law rather than ideology.

[Any mention of Election 2000 brings out the Inner Moonbat.]

I can't believe the DUmmies still get their panties in a wad with the election of 2000. As far as further remarks, 0 bummer appointed two justices who are as unqualified to serve on SCOTUS as he is to be the resident of the white hut.

18 posted on 06/26/2012 4:53:43 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: PJ-Comix
5 Signs That You're a Moonbat

Have a non-LFT DU account has got to be one of the signs.

19 posted on 06/26/2012 6:58:54 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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These MOONBATS are still not over 2000...Oh well, we are over 2008 and we’ll give these DUFU MOONBATS more heartburn in November.


20 posted on 06/26/2012 9:15:15 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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Awesome.


21 posted on 06/26/2012 12:11:05 PM PDT by YourAdHere (racist (noun): An individual who is found to be winning an argument with a liberal.)
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This just re-enforces my firmly held belief that stupid is forever.

I've always thought that we could use the Leftist eugenics theory to improve the species by leaving anyone who re-registers as a Democrat, after they are 30, on the mountainside of Mt Hood, to be killed by all the Global Warming...

22 posted on 06/26/2012 2:15:39 PM PDT by jonascord (Any Democrat = Classic examples of the Downing Effect.)
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