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DUmmie FUnnies 08-09-12 (DUmmie dares to suggest Obama could LOSE!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 9, 2012 | DUmmie cali, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/09/2012 7:35:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

I'll give DUmmie cali credit for this: She has the courage to suggest to the DUmmies that their beloved Obamassiah could LOSE! Unthinkable! But that's what DUmmie cali says here in this THREAD, "Romney stands a good chance of being elected President."

So let us now watch the Reality-Based Community® grapple with a dose of same, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, noting that this time Obama is not even bothering to compete here in Missouri, is in the [Barackets]:

Romney stands a good chance of being elected President

[There, she said it. Please proceed, DUmmie cali . . .]

It seems like the majority of posts on this subject endorse the idea that Romney doesn't stand a chance. He does.

[HERETIC!]

Why? The reasons are numerous:

[The reasons are humorous: 1) Obama. 2) Obama. 3) Obama. 4) Obama. 5) Obama. 6) Obama. . . .]

1) Money, money, money. The big PACs and the rMoney campaign itself haven't even begun really spending the vast wads of cash that they're sitting on.

[1) Money, money, money. Obama has been wasting, wasting, wasting it, and we don't have enough, enough, enough of it.]

2) The economy. It sucks and lots of voters don't stick with what they've got under poor economic conditions. They'll vote for change. Any change at all.

[Hope and change, baby! What goes round, comes round! Hee! Hee!]

3) Obama is black. . . .

[When in doubt, play the race card. Please continue with that thought . . .]

and there are voters who cast their ballot for him last time around, who'll say to themselves "I gave the black guy a chance and it didn't work out, I'm going back to the white guy who knows all about business. I'm not a racist because I voted for Obama last time around".

[Translation: Voters who were white-guilted and Bush-bashed into voting for Obozo last time are having a serious case of buyer's remorse.]

4) Obama is black and the racists (there are a lot of them) hate that he's president.

[Two race cards in a row! Is that like a royal flush or something?]

5) The MSM will continue letting rMoney get away with all kinds of sh*t.

[The same MSM that did no investigation whatsoever into Obambi's background and still treats him with kid gloves?? The same MSM that took a mild pre-Olympic comment by Romney and made it into a huge "gaffe" and deemed his foreign trip a "disaster"?? Which universe are you watching??]

6) The electorate is persuadable and as a whole, not informed. And stupid.

[Well, Obama DID get elected, so you may have a point.]

Romney can win this thing. And that's even without taking into account that republicans can steal it if it's close.

[If all else fails, there's always the Diabolical Diebold card. . . . OK, so DUmmie cali has stirred the pot. Let's see how the DUmmies respond . . .]

The black man you know or the Mormon you dislike and distrust? Tough choice.

[How about the incompetent idiot socialist who's destroying the country or . . . anybody else? Easy choice.]

the Tea Baggers, the 'wingers', and such . . . too many of them have made it all the way to Office, but with luck we can start tossing they back out with this election. Let's start by electing Elizabeth Warren.

[Elect the Faux Squaw? Ugh! How?]

Bumper Sticker I Saw: "I'd Rather Vote for the MORMON Than for the MORON." To eliminate any doubt of who the "moron" is (and, yes, they spelled it correctly), they put an Obama symbol inside the "O" of "Obama."

[Hey, cool! Where can I get one of those?]

it appears the other side has adopted the same approach to Obama that our side took in 2004 to GWBush: "I'd rather vote for a ham sandwich than "

[Bam vs. ham? I'll go with the ham.]

In any case, we know what the rhetoric will be from the Democrats. . . .

[Yes, we do. Here it is, in brief . . .
1) Evil rich white guys need to pay their fair share. Romney is an evil rich white guy.
2) Barack, Michelle, Malia, and Sasha--and Bo!--are the Huxtables of Pennsylvania Ave.
3) Granny will be eating dog food.
4) Coat hangers and contraceptives.
5) FREE STUFF! FREE STUDENT LOANS!
6) Barack took out bin Laden!]

I've been watching all the electoral map predictions, I can't see Romney getting 270.

[I can't either. More like 290.]

In 2008 I saw people randomly start chanting "yes we can" in the streets. I have seen no such a thing recently.

[Now they're chanting, "WHAT were we THINKING??"]

of course, one would have to be an utter fool not to understand that Romney has very good chance

[Thus the denial in DUmmieland.]

The posts you read here are meaningless. DU is not representative of the American electorate or the Democratic party.

[DU is not representative of the American electorate, I'll grant you that.]

I have a son at University of Colorado and enthusiasm for Obama is gone among many of those young folks who ardently went out and voted for him four years ago.

[Now they realize they are going to have to ardently go out and find a job.]

The economy is worse than most people here at DU think. . . .

[But wait! I thought this was like Recovery Summer 3.0 or something??]

these unemployment numbers are bogus; the GDP numbers are anemic and bogus. . . .

[The whole thing's B.O.gus!]

it is sad to say that Pres. Obama has been too conciliatory, too "no drama". . . .

["No Drama" Obama needs to get TOUGH and do something DRAMATIC--say, accuse Romney of killing somebody's wife! Yeah, that's the ticket!]

Assuming a good GOTV organization from the Obama campaign and the Democrats. . . .

[Yes, you Democrats! Be sure to get out there and GET OUT THE VOTE on November 7th!]

Pres. Obama's best bet to take a good lead over Rmoney will be to propose a real, big, dramatic policy idea at the DNC. . . .

[FREE MONEY FOR EVERYONE! Except evil rich white guys, of course.]

If you elect Romney, I'll no longer argue with fellow Canucks who say you Yanks are stupid.

[Listen, DUmmie Canadian 2, if Obama loses, you guys can have him up there. Hey, he may be a native-born Canadian, for all we know.]

Rmoney is up Rio de Caca without a paddle.

[Obama is heading Ova de Cliff without a brake pedal.]

You know what's funny?

[DUmmies.]

In 2008, Obama Won Ohio by something like 107,000 votes. that's not much of a margin.

there's numerous disillusioned young voters out there who actually bought into O's "hope and change" meme... OK, where's the change? too many college grads with no career prospects.. moving back home with mom and dad... these voters are not going to show up on election day. when your margin of victory in a state like OH is only 107,000 votes... you have to have _everyone_ show up who voted for you last time. . . . the democratic meme "we need twenty years to fix the problem" is not cutting it for people who can't find employment. the view of many is this POTUS has been in office for four years, and we're still at 8.3-8.4% UNemployment. that's the kiss of death for incumbents.

[But for you, DUmmie Iggy, it is the Kewpie of Doll! Congratulations!]

confident Obama will win. Just feeling it in my bones!

[Is it kind of like a thrill up your leg?]

I wish I were as confident as some that it's a shoe-in.

[It could be a boot-out.]

Romneyhood. He's got strong support from the hateful, bigoted, greedy bunch.

[Romney Hood and his Meany Men, those arch-conservatives, sher wood stop at notting.]

Obama is competent and. . . .

[Wait a minute. Stop for a moment. . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! . . . OK, now continue . . .]

Obama is honest. . . .

[YOU LIE!]

This Country truly has some foolish voters.

[Two words: President Obama.]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama; romney
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To: Charles Henrickson

The happy and confident veneer in the DU echo chamber is mighty thin.


41 posted on 08/10/2012 9:07:00 AM PDT by JPG (Mount your steeds. Nov '12 is for all the marbles.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Can we have Stephan Harper?

42 posted on 08/10/2012 11:05:20 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson

You have one heck of a wit!!!


43 posted on 08/10/2012 2:43:26 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That’s great!


44 posted on 08/10/2012 3:06:36 PM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: Charles Henrickson
3) Obama is black. . . .
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4) Obama is black and the racists (there are a lot of them) hate that he's president

4a) Obama is black, and Rethugs hate all black people.

4b) Obama is black, and {insert miscellaneous excuse here}

45 posted on 08/10/2012 4:35:23 PM PDT by mikrofon (Did we say 'Obama is black'?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Rmoney is up Rio de Caca without a paddle

The man in charge of "R" money is the "Rio" problem...

46 posted on 08/10/2012 4:52:32 PM PDT by mikrofon (NOvember ... NObama)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL, you have to be careful what you read with a gut ache....

Instant classic ;)


47 posted on 08/10/2012 4:57:29 PM PDT by mikrofon (Racial, Racial, Racial!)
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To: Arrowhead1952
[Now they're chanting, "WHAT were we THINKING??"]

Maybe the voters saw video of 0 bummer talking about campaigning in all 57 states and realized he really is stupid.

And if they didn't realize it then, they did when he talked about the "Intercontinental Railroad." That "Intercontinental Railroad" is still in the development stage, right here in California alongside Moonbeam's "High Speed Rail To Nowhere."

48 posted on 08/10/2012 9:30:13 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: Charles Henrickson

Perfect...and hilarious!


49 posted on 08/10/2012 11:21:52 PM PDT by berdie
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thay may say “2) Barack, Michelle, Malia, and Sasha—and Bo!—are the Huxtables of Pennsylvania Ave.” but every time I see them, I hear the theme from “The Jeffersons.”


50 posted on 08/11/2012 4:20:36 AM PDT by Peet (Everything has an end -- only the sausage has two.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Charles, excellent lyrics!
Glad I was able to inspire you.
51 posted on 08/11/2012 4:46:35 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
6) The electorate is persuadable and as a whole, not informed. And stupid.

[Well, Obama DID get elected, so you may have a point.]

LOL

I've been watching all the electoral map predictions, I can't see Romney getting 270.

[I can't either. More like 290.]

More?? 300+

Obama is honest. . . .

[YOU LIE!]

I would ask this DUmbbell what is HONEST about O?

52 posted on 08/11/2012 1:34:45 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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