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Chuck Norris
Reaganite Republican ^
| August 28, 2012
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 08/28/2012 10:09:10 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
TOPICS: History; Humor; Military/Veterans; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: humor; joke; nazis; norris
To: AdvisorB; ken5050
To: Reaganite Republican
Except Chuck was born March 10, 1940.
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posted on
08/28/2012 10:15:12 AM PDT
by
mnehring
To: Reaganite Republican
Chuck Norris was born on 3/10/1940...
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posted on
08/28/2012 10:15:57 AM PDT
by
sargon
To: mnehring
Don’t tell that to Chuck Norris!
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posted on
08/28/2012 10:17:30 AM PDT
by
bubbacluck
(I'll pay more for tomatoes...or lettuce.)
To: mnehring
Except Chuck was born March 10, 1940.Chuck Norris was born on any date he wishes.
The calendar knows better than to mess with him.
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posted on
08/28/2012 10:19:41 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Funny but creepy!)
To: Reaganite Republican
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
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posted on
08/28/2012 10:25:10 AM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
To: Reaganite Republican
Chuck Norris wasn’t born. He punched his way out.
To: Billthedrill
Chuck Norris wasn’t born. He punched his way out.That's why they call it a "C-section".
To: Lazamataz
**LAUGHING**
Read down thread and continued laughing.
Funny Freepers!
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posted on
08/28/2012 10:41:32 AM PDT
by
RGVTx
To: Lazamataz
Death once had a “near Chuck Norris” experience.
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posted on
08/28/2012 11:37:36 AM PDT
by
NativeSon
( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
To: Billthedrill
“from his mother’s womb untimely ripped”
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posted on
08/28/2012 11:49:23 AM PDT
by
Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
08/28/2012 11:54:52 AM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
To: Reaganite Republican
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep he lurks.
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posted on
08/28/2012 12:07:20 PM PDT
by
wordsofearnest
(Proper aim of giving is to put the recipient in a state where he no longer needs it. C.S. Lewis)
To: wordsofearnest
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the neck. It’s descendents are now known as giraffes.
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posted on
08/28/2012 12:14:13 PM PDT
by
KMG365
To: Lazamataz
“Chuck Norris was born on any date he wishes.
The calendar knows better than to mess with him.”
EXACTLY lol
To: mnehring
“Except Chuck was born March 10, 1940.”
That’s what the Nazis would like you to think!
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