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DUmmie FUnnies 08-29-12 (DUmmies not too keen on Ann Romney's speech)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 29, 2012 | DUmmie Aviation Pro, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/29/2012 4:11:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

By all accounts, Ann Romney gave a terrific speech last night. Well, maybe not by ALL accounts. It did not go over too well in DUmmieland. While Ann was speaking about love, the feeling was not exactly mutual. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie Aviation Pro, the elegantly titled "F*** Off...." Of course, the original has the letters instead of the asterisks. In fact, you may want to track the number of asterisks in this DUFU. It may set a record.

So let us monitor the DUmmie F*** Off Focus Group, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if Butch Maddow and MSDNC will continue their racist policy of not showing minority Republican speakers, is in the [brackets]:

F*** Off....

[DUmmie Aviation Pro, to whom are you addressing this request? Please tell us.]

...Horsey Wife™

["Horsey Wife"--now who could that be? Sarah Jessica Parker? No, I know! You are referring to Ann Romney, who happens to own a horse! Oh, that's so clever!]

you have a fake f***ing marriage that is unknown to 99.999998% of the married couples who struggle on a daily basis to make ends meet and to raise their children under circumstances that literally tear them down and often tear them apart.

[Apparently Ann is part of the 0.000002% who have never had any struggles. I guess helping your husband as he works his way up, raising a bunch of kids, getting MS and breast cancer--those don't count as real struggles to DUmmie Aviation Pro.]

You are a f***ing byproduct of being in the right place at the right f***ing time to latch on to 'catch' like Lurch the F***ing Stiff™ and nothing more as the unrelatable, 'kept' wifey that you are.

[Not only is Ann Romney "Horsey Wife," she is also "Kept Wifey." How about "Corporation Wife"? You want to throw that in there too, like Juan Williams did? Now remind me: Which party is it that has the War on Women?]

As for the Sons of Cowardice™ screaming on a rainy night, try finding an emergency room at three-o-f***ing-clock in the f***ing morning because your son is running a fever of 105° and you're scared to f***ing death that he might go into shock on the 30 mile drive to the hospital as you try and calm his hysterical sister at the same time.

[I think we are now up to eight (8) "F" words in these first couple sentences.]

YOU PEOPLE F***ING DISGUST ME WITH YOUR LIES AND FALSEHOODS, YOU F***ING WALKING WAD OF USED SH*T PAPER

[I take it you didn't like the speech.]

After the President buries your f***ing Stiff I suggest you roll up your f***ing extended brood and sail off to whatever island rock you choose to buy where you can live out your f***ing life eating f***ing cake.

[This from a guy who undoubtedly supported Thurston Kerry III and Lovey in 2004.]

Go f*** yourself, you f***ing asshat. Oh, wait, you did last night.

[Sixteen "F" words and one "Sh*t" in six sentences. You get the gold medal in the F***athlon, Aviation Pro. You should be proud of yourself. Now let's hear from your colleagues . . .]

A worthy rant!

[We are not worthy!]

Hear Hear!!

[Hear the "F" words!]

Wow.

[Unlike Ann Romney, Aviation Pro is getting rave reviews!]

F***in' A!

[Listen, DUmmie Lint Head, you CANNOT keep up with Aviation Pro in the profanity department! He is a Profanation Pro!]

I think you have been unforgivably polite.

[Needs more "F" words!]

BraVO!!! There should be a "standing ovation" emoticon.

[The plaudits keep pouring in!]

An outstanding DU moment!

[It was DUmmie Discourse at its finest! (DUmmie Diss-curse?)]

This is a deservedly, proper reaction to the shite in the big fat MF, goprick, club for LIARS.

[DUmmie Cha approves this message.]

REALLY? THIS thread is a great DU moment and worthy of being recommended?

[DUmmie renie408, you sound like you have some doubts. Do go on . . .]

Cause, personally, it looks to me like something a sixth grader would write.

[Oh, please, you give Aviation Pro too much credit! Maybe a sixth-grader with Tourette's Syndrome, I suppose, but. . . .]

Maybe I am just not cool enough or something, but the ability to say the word F*** repeatedly with zero actual content doesn't exactly highlight our superiority over our opponents. . . . THIS crap is just fine? Yeah, I know this makes me proud to be a member here.

[DUmmie renie408, I hereby award you today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity™. Congratulations! And prepare for tombstoning.]

I'm with you. This rant will probably be all over FR as an example of "hate speech from the Left."

[DUmmie oldhippie, I perceive that you are a prophet.]

And who really cares what those f***ing @sswipes think? Not me.

[We gather that, Bloviation Pro.]

You seem angry.

[Democratic Understatement.]

there's something about Ann's face that repulses me.

[She's a Repulsican.]

She is pathetic and cruel.

[Irony Alert!]

F*** off.

[DUmmie TheDonkey joins in the FUn and gives Ann what for!]

Love it.

[Love the hate! Love the War on Republican Women! Just love it!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2012rncconvention; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies
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To: Charles Henrickson
Poor thing. I feel sorry for him.

5.56mm

21 posted on 08/29/2012 4:44:22 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: TheBigB

One of the wittiest comments I’ve seen on FR in a long time.

IOW, F***kin’ A!


22 posted on 08/29/2012 5:02:31 PM PDT by karnage
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm with you. This rant will probably be all over FR as an example of "hate speech from the Left."

They cant bring themselves to say DUmmie Funnies, so they say FR. But we know who they meant! Good catch!

23 posted on 08/29/2012 5:03:31 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Do I really need a /s tag?)
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To: erod

“I hope Romney wins because if I have to look at Obama’s beard for a couple more years I’m going to lose it!”

___________________________________________________________

This gets my vote for the best comment of the week!


24 posted on 08/29/2012 5:07:04 PM PDT by John Galt's cousin (Constitutional Conservatism NOW! * * * * * * * * * * Repeal the 17th Amendment!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My own feeling is that liberal forums like DummyU serve as vehicles for the crazies to vent their demons. The profuse use of the profane indicates the virtually empty, angry mind. I think it’s like a thirteen year old when they find out they’re allowed to write the f word as much as they want without anyone correcting them. They’re overcome with the “freedom” and forget about any logical thoughts...as if they’d be thinking logical thoughts in any event. It’s not too difficult to imagine some of the wackos working themselves up into a lather. Frightening but revealing.


25 posted on 08/29/2012 5:08:01 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: Charles Henrickson
My, what an eurydite raconteur. DU is a veritable cornucopia of intellectual discourse...for a pack of rabid chimps flinging their feces as passersby.
26 posted on 08/29/2012 5:10:41 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: meyer

“LOL, if the dummies get this wound up over the future President’s wife, imagine how they’ll come unglued over Ryan’s speech tonight!”

Absolutely!


27 posted on 08/29/2012 5:10:51 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Ann Romney is precisely the type of woman progressives hate. It’s like she was sent over from central casting or something.


28 posted on 08/29/2012 5:12:16 PM PDT by GSWarrior (Businessmen are more trustworthy than professors, politicians and preachers.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

>>try finding an emergency room at three-o-f***ing-clock in the f***ing morning because your son is running a fever of 105° and you’re scared to f***ing death that he might go into shock on the 30 mile drive to the hospital as you try and calm his hysterical sister at the same time.<<

Um, DUmmie, it was YOUR beloved illegal immigrants who don’t pay for any services that got the local hospitals down. You COULD go to Cuba, where hospitals are plentiful with cheerful doctors dispensing the latest medical treatment are everywhere!


29 posted on 08/29/2012 5:22:26 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (obozo could bring back literal slavery with chains and still he will get 97+% of the black vote)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I think a shot of valium and a nice, padded cell would work wonders.

30 posted on 08/29/2012 5:25:22 PM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: John Galt's cousin

Lol, thanks FRiend! I’ll be here all week, try the veal it’s fantastic and don’t forget to tip your waitress!


31 posted on 08/29/2012 5:36:51 PM PDT by erod (This Chicagoan will crawl over broken glass to vote the fake Chicagoan Obama out!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Aviation Pro? Remind me not to fly on his airliner.


32 posted on 08/29/2012 5:53:06 PM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
An outstanding DU moment!

Well, if so, that just shows ow depraved they are. Cretins...

33 posted on 08/29/2012 5:56:12 PM PDT by bcsco (Bourbon gets better with age...I age better with Bourbon.)
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To: Revolting cat!
Here’s to all the DUmmies getting on an aircraft piloted by DUmmie Aviation Pro in one of his moods!

I doubt aviation is a pilot. I would guess he is a male flight attendant of the type that hates Chick Fil A.

34 posted on 08/29/2012 6:24:53 PM PDT by saminfl
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To: Charles Henrickson
I object to the giving DUmmie Aviation Pro the Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award™ on the grounds that it's not supposed to go to anyone obviously trying for it, but rather that they expose their "love" reactively.
35 posted on 08/30/2012 4:21:11 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You are a f***ing byproduct of being in the right place at the right f***ing time to latch on to 'catch' like Lurch the F***ing Stiff™

*cough* John Kerry *cough*

(Who, by the way not only married into money, but married someone who themselves had married into money.)

36 posted on 08/30/2012 4:22:53 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
F*** Off....

[DUmmie Aviation Pro, to whom are you addressing this request? Please tell us.]

...Horsey Wife™

["Horsey Wife"--now who could that be? Sarah Jessica Parker? No, I know! You are referring to Ann Romney, who happens to own a horse! Oh, that's so clever!]

.....to latch on to 'catch' like Lurch ......

Why the long face Juan Lurch sKerry???

37 posted on 08/30/2012 4:39:06 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (RINO season is open. No limit. Make them extinct.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“hate speech from the Left.”

Hey DUmmies, why the quotes? Actual hate speech is hate speech. Seems it is always coming from the left.


38 posted on 08/30/2012 5:08:41 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“You are a f***ing byproduct of being in the right place at the right f***ing time to latch on to ‘catch’ like Lurch the F***ing Stiff™ and nothing more as the unrelatable, ‘kept’ wifey that you are.”

In other words, if you are not wallowing in poverty, then you are no longer worthy of any respect from the left. You are only acceptable to them if you are one of those “kept down by the man.” So long as “the man” is their man. These fools celebrate poverty while screaming to punish success and then they wonder why America despises them.


39 posted on 08/30/2012 5:25:57 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
you have a fake f***ing marriage that is unknown to 99.999998% of the married couples who struggle on a daily basis to make ends meet and to raise their children under circumstances that literally tear them down and often tear them apart.

A fake marriage is 2 homosexual couples getting MARRIED!!

shock on the 30 mile drive to the hospital as you try and calm his hysterical sister at the same time.

30 miles from the nearest hospital? if you live in an UNDERSERVED medical area, is it CONSERVATIVES FAULT?? I have 6 in my city!!

40 posted on 08/30/2012 7:57:05 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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