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DUmmie FUnnies 09-02-12 (More Moore: "Clint Eastwood's Delusional and Detached from Reality Speech")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 2, 2012 | Michael Moore, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/02/2012 4:51:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Moore yesterday. More Moore today.

Michael Moore got his start interviewing an empty chair (see picture above). So maybe he's mad at Clint Eastwood for stealing his shtick. But he hardly has room for calling Clint "delusional" and "detached from reality." (Come to think of it, Mike hardly has room. Period.)

But hypocrisy has never stopped the Left. We know that's Clint's performance art, interviewing President Emptychair, must have really struck a nerve. And so they want to disparage his speech as "weird" and "bizarre," and dismiss Clint as a doddering old fool. But they know Eastwood exposed most vividly the vacuity of Emperor Zero's failed promises.

Thus Michael Moore gives his review of Clint Eastwood's performance here in this THREAD, "Michael Moore on Clint Eastwood's Delusional and Detached from Reality Speech." And the DUmmies join in.

So, speaking of delusional and detached from reality, let us now check in on the Reality-Based Community®, i.e., DUmmieland, in Chairy Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping Michael Moore will make a speech at the Democrat Convention touting Michelle Obama's exercise program, is in the [brackets]:

Michael Moore on Clint Eastwood's Delusional and Detached from Reality Speech

["Delusional" and "detached from reality." But when Michael Moore interviewed an empty chair to make a point, it was "inspired" and "edgy."]

The Hollywood legend growling at an empty chair will live on in infamy as the moment when a crazy old man hijacked a national party’s most important gathering to tell off the president. Michael Moore on the creepiness of crazy Clint.

[Crazy like a fox. Or a Fox. Clint really struck a nerve.]

Speaking to Invisible Obama last night, in a performance that seemed to have been written by Timothy Leary and performed by Cheech & Chong. . . .

[Dope & Chong. Mike, you guys don't have room to talk about drug-fueled craziness, when your boy Barry belonged to the Choom Gang. Yes We Cannabis!]

Clint Eastwood was able to drive home to tens of millions of viewers the central message of this year's Republican National Convention: "We Are Delusional and Detached from Reality. Vote for Us!"

[Yes, we are delusional and detached from reality for mocking Empty Chair and his empty promises.]

The footage of Eastwood rambling and mumbling to his "Harvey". . . .

[Mike, you hereby admit that such a thing can be done for humorous effect. You even tried it yourself in "Roger & Me."]

Most Bizarre Convention Moment Ever

[I don't know, Mike. You came up with a pretty embarrassing one back at the RNC in 2004.]

The people of the future will know nothing about Dirty Harry or Josey Wales or a Million Dollar Baby. They WILL know about the night a crazy old man hijacked a national party's most important gathering so he could tell the President to literally go do something to himself (i.e. f*** himself).

[Mike, get your facts straight. Clint didn't didn't tell the President to do that to himself. He had *Invisible Obama* telling *Romney and Eastwood* to do that to themselves. And Barry HAS been known to give his opponents the finger.]

A few years ago, at the annual National Board of Review film awards . . . I was there to hand out one of the honors. When it came time for Eastwood to accept his, he went up to the microphone and growled to me in front of the audience, "If you ever show up at my house with that camera, I'll shoot you on sight." The audience laughed, I laughed, but the person who issued the threat wasn't laughing. That creeped me out a bit. I made sure never to go stand on Clint Eastwood's lawn.

[Maybe Clint wants his lawn to get some sun.]

it showed just how out of touch Republicans are these days. It's as if they want a divorce from us, the American mainstream, so they can go live in the land of legitimate rapes and ice caps that don't melt.

[Mike wants to live in the land of legitimate crepes and ice cream that never ends.]

Most Americans don't live there on Planet Koo-koo, and I don't suspect many will be visiting there any time soon.

[No, you Democrats don't live on Planet Koo-koo. You live in the land of Sandra Fluke and the Dancing Vaginas. You live on Planet Occupy, with Ted "Help us now!" Hall and Misty "Huff and Puff" Rowan and Thistle "the Frustrated Anarchist" Pettersen. Play Misty for me, Mike, and then tell me you guys are the mainstream.]

Thanks, Clint: you made our day!

[Thanks, Mike, you told me he struck a nerve! Now let's hear from the DUmmies . . .]

No more chairs?

[Oh, how about this one, Mike talking to a chair?]

"What do you mean, 'Please don't sit on me!'?"

I pounded the RWer here at work about that "speech" and he was genuinely confused. He said "I thought the speech was awesome and so did everybody else." I said "are you f-ing kidding me? The Eastwood speech was regarded universally as the most pathetic display of babbling ever. Who is this everybody else you're referring to?"

[They're called "voters."]

Michael Moore needs to be viewed with just as much suspicion.

[Michael Moore needs to be viewed with the Hubble telescope.]

I loved "Gran Torino."

[Michael Moore loves "Grande Tortilla."]

"Every Which Way But Loose"

[The story of Mike's pants.]

Bridges of Madison Co.

[Mike's remake: "The Britches as Wide as a County."]

Letters from Iowa Jima

[Isn't Madison County in Iowa Jima?]

Two Mules for Sister Sara

[Mike's remake: "Two Mules al Primavera."]

Dirty Harry

["Dirty, Hairy."]

Million Dollar Baby

["Million Calorie Belly."]

Clint Jumped the Shark

[And Mike ate it.]

Clint's theme of "You haven't done what you said you would do Mr. President" is one we're likely hear over and over.

[By George, I think DUmmie Billsmile gets it! A Kewpie Doll with you, sir!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: clint; clinteastwood; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; eastwood; michaelmoore; moore; thicko

Sudden Impact

1 posted on 09/02/2012 4:51:39 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

ibtp #1


2 posted on 09/02/2012 4:53:11 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (obozo could bring back literal slavery with chains and still he will get 97+% of the black vote)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is this Moore trying to get back into their good graces after yesterday?


3 posted on 09/02/2012 4:53:25 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP!


4 posted on 09/02/2012 4:56:00 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Eat Mor Chikin!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

All these Democrats do is shovel s__t. I’m sure they believe this junk among themselves.


5 posted on 09/02/2012 4:56:17 PM PDT by popdonnelly (The first priority is get Obama out of the White House.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


6 posted on 09/02/2012 4:57:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Michael Moore: The Outsized-Jersey Whale.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Seems like everything these days drives the left nuts. It's fun to watch.

5.56mm

7 posted on 09/02/2012 4:59:52 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Charles Henrickson
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8 posted on 09/02/2012 5:06:41 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
...hoping Michael Moore will make a speech at the Democrat Convention

That goes straight to the top of my prayer list.

9 posted on 09/02/2012 5:09:16 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP by 4 minutes and a second. Approximately.


10 posted on 09/02/2012 5:09:44 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Michael Moore regales fans about his work as stunt double for "The Blob" on "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"


11 posted on 09/02/2012 5:13:42 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (FUMR)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“It’s as if they want a divorce from us...”

I never looked at it that way....but I like the idea.

Can I spin around 3 times and say “I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you?”

(Still loling over “yes we cannibis”.)


12 posted on 09/02/2012 5:14:22 PM PDT by berdie
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP?


13 posted on 09/02/2012 5:24:16 PM PDT by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: Huntress

Nevermind.


14 posted on 09/02/2012 5:25:34 PM PDT by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The only redeemable virtue of Michael Moore is that looking at him makes me feel thin.


15 posted on 09/02/2012 5:26:43 PM PDT by Tuanedge
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To: Charles Henrickson
so they can go live in the land of legitimate rapes

As opposed to a land where Gore is VP and rape is a personal mistake that should be overlooked if one's positive contributions make up for it?

Prudhomme soon bore in: "So you didn't believe Juanita Broaddrick's claim."

Gore: "No, I didn't say that. I think I said I don't know how to evaluate that, and I didn't see, uh, the interview. Uh, but I must say something else to you about this....I think that, uh, I think that whatever mistakes he made in his personal life are in the minds of most Americans balanced against what he has done in his personal life as President."

16 posted on 09/02/2012 5:30:52 PM PDT by TwelveOfTwenty (Ho, ho, hey, hey, I'm BUYcotting Chick-Fil-A)
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To: Charles Henrickson
A man's got to know his limitations, Michael.


17 posted on 09/02/2012 5:33:02 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: Charles Henrickson

18 posted on 09/02/2012 5:34:38 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: cripplecreek

LOL hopefully BO’s ass will be hurting on 11/7.


19 posted on 09/02/2012 5:37:19 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: Tuanedge

He and Sally Strothers should hook up. They each used to be only one person.


20 posted on 09/02/2012 5:44:02 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: skeeter

That movie was great in the un PC way people spoke to each other like they used to do.

My great grandfather had an Italian friend he called “Greasy Vop” (”Greasy Wop” in my great grandfather’s eastern European accent. One of my dad’s oldest friends was a mexican they all called “Brownbelly”. I had a Mexican friend in high school we all called “Spic”.


21 posted on 09/02/2012 5:51:07 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

22 posted on 09/02/2012 5:56:23 PM PDT by fso301
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To: Roscoe Karns; PJ-Comix

"Go ahead, make my soufflé."


23 posted on 09/02/2012 6:37:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Michael Moore: The Outsized-Jersey Whale.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Honey Boo Boo? Bread her and bring her to me.”

24 posted on 09/02/2012 6:44:00 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
feh...

25 posted on 09/02/2012 7:08:52 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: RichInOC; PJ-Comix

The Outsized-Jersey Whale


26 posted on 09/02/2012 7:09:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Thicko.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"I know what you're thinking. Did he eat 6 Big Macs or only 5? Well, to tell you
the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself...ok, it was 27, but I had a light breakfast."

27 posted on 09/02/2012 7:21:06 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

I knew a guy in high school like this. One time at Burger King he ordered 2 double whoppers with cheese, 2 double cheeseburgers, 4 large fries and 2 large shakes. He topped out at around 500 lbs.


28 posted on 09/02/2012 8:13:28 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (Fight organized crime. Vote out all incumbent Democrats!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I pounded the RWer here at work about that "speech" and he was genuinely confused.
Uh... sure you did DUmmie.
[What is it with these guys and pretend people?]

(I know, insane, got that part.)
...............

29 posted on 09/03/2012 3:26:29 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow - Porky really packed on the pounds after “Roger & Me”

He wasn’t skinny then, but know he’s got to be at least 100 pounds heavier.


30 posted on 09/03/2012 6:08:09 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
It's as if they want a divorce from us, the American mainstream, so they can go live in the land of legitimate rapes and ice caps that don't melt.

This DUmmie must think everyone wants more of the same we've seen the past four years. I want less gov in my life.

31 posted on 09/03/2012 7:25:31 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (RINO season is open. No limit. Make them extinct.)
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To: cripplecreek

"Get off my lawn!"


32 posted on 09/03/2012 8:34:43 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Emperor Emptychair.)
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To: skeeter
A message to the Obama administration:

Get off our lawn!


33 posted on 09/03/2012 9:55:12 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Emperor Emptychair.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I pounded the RWer here at work about that "speech" and he was genuinely confused. He said "I thought the speech was awesome and so did everybody else." I said "are you f-ing kidding me? The Eastwood speech was regarded universally as the most pathetic display of babbling ever. Who is this everybody else you're referring to?"

I dunno, Charles. That looks an awful like a balloon going up to me.

34 posted on 09/03/2012 11:11:51 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“I pounded the RWer here at work”

These libtards never try this crap on me! Why? Well, they know they will get their asses handed to them.


35 posted on 09/04/2012 9:09:34 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Most Americans don't live there on Planet Koo-koo, and I don't suspect many will be visiting there any time soon.

No...but you Libtards live in the Land of Ca-Ca!....and revel in it....and smell like it! It's how you roll!

36 posted on 09/04/2012 9:11:14 AM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Clint's theme of "You haven't done what you said you would do Mr. President" is one we're likely hear over and over.

[By George, I think DUmmie Billsmile gets it! A Kewpie Doll with you, sir!

There!
You sure he isn't a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL??
He seemed almost TOO rational! :)

37 posted on 09/04/2012 9:26:18 AM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos)
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