1 posted on
09/17/2012 4:23:53 PM PDT by
HollyW
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To: HollyW
I think he’s got it a bit wrong, Algore has become the SIZE of an ark...
2 posted on
09/17/2012 4:29:24 PM PDT by
bigbob
To: HollyW
3 posted on
09/17/2012 4:32:11 PM PDT by
gdzla
To: HollyW
4 posted on
09/17/2012 4:32:18 PM PDT by
gdzla
To: HollyW
I wonder if TN people are still sorry they made GWB president.
6 posted on
09/17/2012 4:34:24 PM PDT by
Theodore R.
( Who among us has not erred? Akin's the One!)
To: HollyW
If he’s building an ark, then all I can say is, “Bon Voyage!”
Who would have ordained him? As I understand it, you basically need the equivalent, in terms of years, of a master’s degree and that’s before you get a year in the seminary.
And we also know that the former vice-poodle has trouble with celibacy.
7 posted on
09/17/2012 4:35:13 PM PDT by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
To: HollyW
He only will need to get one additional ass to complete a pair.
To: HollyW
I realize this is satire but Algore is such a nut job, I would be inclined to believe this stuff
9 posted on
09/17/2012 4:35:46 PM PDT by
surroundedbyblue
(Live the message of Fatima - pray & do penance!)
To: HollyW
Wouldn’t it make more sense if he became a carpenter?
10 posted on
09/17/2012 4:37:07 PM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.)
To: HollyW
The priest garb helps him get free “local” massages.
11 posted on
09/17/2012 4:37:18 PM PDT by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: HollyW
"Tell me all your sins, my daughter - especially the juicy ones."
12 posted on
09/17/2012 4:38:24 PM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
To: HollyW
His “Chakra” has to have been loosened.
13 posted on
09/17/2012 4:41:25 PM PDT by
machogirl
(First they came for my tagline)
To: HollyW
Although he is not officially a Catholic priest, the former vice president wears his black suit and white collar when he travels to third world countries to hear confessions. Though he did attend Vanderbilt University Divinity School in the early seventies, Al Gore told Matthews he never intended to become a minister. “This actually has nothing to do with religion. I mean, I’m not only not a Catholic, but I don’t really even know what those people believe in. I just feel I have been called, by whom I don’t know, to hear confessions and to build an ark and save as many people as I can when the world is engulfed by water in ten years. I feel it in the very essence of my being. I feel it in my bones! I feel it! I feel it!”
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA
15 posted on
09/17/2012 4:44:00 PM PDT by
Alex Murphy
(At the end of the day, you have to worship the god who can set you on fire.)
To: HollyW
He needs to perform and exorcism on the leaders of the Democrats and then himself.
16 posted on
09/17/2012 5:02:24 PM PDT by
Harley
(Those that don't engage in politics are destined to be governed by inferiors. -Plato)
To: HollyW
HAHA! When does this insanity end?
17 posted on
09/17/2012 5:06:16 PM PDT by
SgtHooper
(The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
To: HollyW
18 posted on
09/17/2012 5:08:31 PM PDT by
SuziQ
To: HollyW
21 posted on
09/17/2012 5:15:16 PM PDT by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: HollyW
To: HollyW
Somebody beat him to the building of the Ark. I’m not sure any religion would want him as a priest, especially since he flunked out of seminary school. Of course knowing Al, he probably thought it was a school that studied semen.
23 posted on
09/17/2012 5:27:40 PM PDT by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: HollyW
Interestingly enough, in real life, Algore actually FLUNKED OUT of seminary school!
Mark
25 posted on
09/17/2012 5:51:11 PM PDT by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: HollyW
There are certain titles that when seen, must be read... This is one of them...
lol...
26 posted on
09/17/2012 5:51:51 PM PDT by
Popman
(In a place you only dream of Where your soul is always free)
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