Posted on 10/27/2012 10:11:21 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
In yesterday's DUFU, we introduced you to a young woman named Lena Dunham, an obscure actress who cut an ad for the Obama campaign called "Your First Time." In the video, Ms. Dunham glowingly compares voting for Barack with being deflowered by him. Unbelievable. And so this thing went viral faster than a herpes outbreak. People couldn't believe Team Obama would actually want voters to see this. But apparently they do. I thought for a while that, because of the widespread (no pun intended) negative reaction, they had pulled the video. But today, at least, the YouTube VIDEO is still there. You would think it would cause Obama some electile dysfunction, but surprisingly, it has stayed up longer than four hours.
Yesterday there had not been much reaction yet from the DUmmies, just a few positive comments on one out-of-the-way thread. But now, because of the buzz the video created, we have more grist for our DUnham FUnnies mill. We'll start with this THREAD, "Conservatives flip out over Lena Dunham Obama ad," and check out a couple of other threads, as well.
So let us now have our way with Lena Dunham and the DUmmies for a second time, in Are You Ready Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping that Lena campaigning with her lady parts will turn off as many voters as Hurricane Sandy talking about her birth-control pills, is in the [Barackets]:
Conservatives flip out over Lena Dunham Obama ad
["Lena Dunham OBAMA"?? You mean Barry did the right thing and MARRIED the poor girl? He made an honest woman of her? Well, he ought to, after he used her and humiliated her so with that video.]
[The thread starts out with a couple of caricatures of conservative reaction . . .]
Lock up your virgins! There’s a dark-skinned, middle-aged man coming for them!
[Binders full of virgins.]
Barack Obama, like a droit du seigneur-rocking feudal lord or Kurdish chieftain, “has asked for your daughters.” Your innocent, probably white, virgin daughters, ravished by that hymen-lusting brute in the White House.
[Every time he goes to Hymentown, that's all he wants to talk about.]
[Then the DUmmies comment on the Lena Dunham video itself. . .]
Can't stand her.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Does the average 20 yr. old who DOESN'T have a trust fund and/or live in Brooklyn even know who she is?
[They do now! She's now known as Lena the Tattooed Lady Part, Lena the Queen of Taboo!]
But if it helps, then fine.
[The end justifies the moans.]
I know who she is and I don't even watch HBO's Girls.
[All 300 million of us who don't watch HBO's Girls now know who Leapin' Lena is!]
Girls is honest, smart, funny, and brutally honest to the point of cringe-inducing.
[I believe the cringe-inducing part.]
The women in it have full lives that don't revolve around the men in the show. They have ambition, they have sex, they drink, take drugs, they fail, they succeed. Like real people.
[Like real men-hating, slutty, drunken, drugged-out, female failures everywhere. You know, your average Democrat.]
It is very popular with young women, especially the ones in my household, and many kids who can't afford HBO but sure know how to steal it off the internet.
[They've seen "Steal Tutorials."]
I wonder if she is a distant cousin of Obama.
[Not so distant, apparently. Ms. Dunham is more like a kissin' cousin.]
Meh, I think it's kinda creepy. . . .
[Creepy, crappy, and clappy.]
I really don't want any implications of sex scandals, even comedically and fictional, tied to our politicians.
[This, from a DEMOCRAT????]
I thought the ad was cute, as was the young woman. She's not a cousin or anything is she?
She's the star of the HBO hit show, Girls.
[It's such a hit, nobody knows about it. It's that cool.]
Lena Dunham is adorable. . . .
[Calm down, Rachel! You'll get your turn.]
when I first saw it I cringed inside. I knew the backlash and I know this type of thing will turn off some women.
[Is this your first time winning a Kewpie Doll, DUmmie justiceischeap? I think it is! Congratulations! You are no longer a Kewpie virgin.]
Why isn't the endorsement from the writer, producer, director, and actress from Girls not on the Greatest Threads?
[It is . . . on all the Republican sites! Hee! Hee! It's a real-life Obie-and-Lena joke!]
She reminds me of a new age Liberal.
[She reminds me of a sewage Labial.]
Lena Dunham is an acting, writing, and directing GENIUS . . . .
[You mean she's a secret Rethuglican operative? Brilliant! It's working!]
Oh, Lena, Oh Lena
Now have you met Lena
Lena the queen of tattoo....
On her back is a tramp stamp that separates her from conservatives who...
would laugh at her dumbass for acting a fool.
Beside it a tattoo of the obama symbol too....
You can learn a lot from Lena!
La La La.. La La La!
Howdy!
Gaaaak!!!!!
I DON'T want what he's smokin'!
I love this parody.
I think someone should do an after the first time:
He promised me
He broke his promise
He said if I voted for him....
He lied....
He used me.....
Should be like the face of the person who cried..”leave brittney alone”....mascara everywhere..ha ha
the closing should be...He used me....
I think someone should do an after the first time:
He promised me
He broke his promise
He said if I voted for him....
He lied....
He used me.....
Should be like the face of the person who cried..”leave brittney alone”....mascara everywhere..ha ha
the closing should be...He used me....
Top 30!
I caught that, too. Just three years ago he was a cool, young hipster. Now he’s deemed “middle-aged” by DUmp??
LOL
He's good!
Um...as a light-skinned middle aged man with two daughters who has run for office, I would be profoundly uncomfortable with any commercial that likened being a young woman and supporting me to being a young woman getting the big shtupp from me. So why is it that the President isn't uncomfortable with that? Surely it isn't anything to do with his skin!
So no, we're not flipping out. It's sort of like the reaction people have when they find out what haggis is and wonder how in the world Scottish people think it's a great meal.
A previous thread pointed out that Lena Dunham’s “first time” to be able to vote was when Kerry was running. So if she was socially responsible then, she’d be on her 3rd time (presidentially). And if she’s like a typical dem, she’s voted multiple times at multiple locations each election and even done the absentee thing, which makes her a vote-slut who’s only pretending to have some level of purity.
Obscure doughy leftist actresses do not an election victory make.
This is a perfect example of the psychological phenomenon that leads to people finding something with big eyes to be cute no matter what else is going on with it. In other words, Lena is like a creepy, sex obsessed squirrel.
The bottom line is that even libs are tired of this BS.
They are turning on the “won”
Will she be able to control herself long enough to walk into a voting booth? Is she lobbying for voting booths equipped with taxpayer-funded Sleep Number® Beds?
Holy Toledo!
Nice to see you. I’m ready for a road trip as well. Sigh... June will be here eventually. [smiles]
Really nice 57 deg sunny day here.
Great day to hit white house farms or something like that.
http://www.whitehousefruitfarm.com/
Hubby and I have been to the White House. At first I thought you were saying that there is one in Texas as well, but I see that you’re talking about the one in Canfield.
That place really is pretty spectacular, and we’re not far from it, either. You can wander around in there for a really long time and not see the whole thing.
It reminds me of some of the places we visited when we lived near Wine Country in California.
It’s pretty cool here today. The temperature has not hit the predicted high of 48. It’s overcast as well, so our “solar heating” (lots of tall windows on the south side) is not working today, LOL!
FOTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT analogy.
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