Posted on 11/16/2012 3:43:49 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
So idiot union workers at Hostess had a choice between an 8% cut in pay OR NO JOB AT ALL!
Guess what they picked? That leaves us with...
Yo! I gotta a ding dong for ya’
Excellent!
LOL.
The good news is that their Union Dues won’t be flowing to the DNC anymore.....
Baraq should send them all to law school.
It’s about the number to fill the new IRS agent ranks to enforce Obamacare.
Ding Dong--The Mc Guire Sisters (1958)
I think I hear them now! Twinkies are to big to fail!
Obama is a twinkie, so he will make a great icon for government Twinkies after the takeover.
That is also under the Fruit Pies category.
The bad news is that we will all be picking up the bill for their pension benefits.
Reminds me of the song JUNK FOOD JUNKIE, which is probably Michelle “O’s” song.
LARRY GROCE
“Junk Food Junkie”
You know I love that organic cooking
I always ask for more
And they call me Mr Natural
On down to the health food store
I only eat good sea salt
White sugar don’t touch my lips
And my friends is always begging me
To take them on macrobiotic trips
Yes, they are
Oh, but at night I stake out my strong box
That I keep under lock and key
And I take it off to my closet
Where nobody else can see
I open that door so slowly
Take a peek up north and south
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie
And I pop it in my mouth
Yeah, in the daytime I’m Mr Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I’m a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me
Well, at lunchtime you can always find me
At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt
From my hand thrown pottery jar
And sippin’ a little hand pressed cider
With a carrot stick for dessert
And wiping my face in a natural way
On the sleeve of my peasant shirt
Oh, yeah
Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight
And I’m all by myself
I work that combination on my secret hideaway shelf
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips
Dr Pepper and an ole Moon Pie
Then I sit back in glorious expectation
Of a genuine junk food high
Oh yeah, in the daytime I’m Mr Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
Oh, but at night I’m a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me
My friends down at the commune
They think I’m pretty neat
Oh, I don’t know nothing about arts and crafts
But I give ‘em all something to eat
I’m a friend to old Euell Gibbons
And I only eat home grown spice
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn
Filled up with my brown rice
Yes, I do
Oh, folks but lately I hae been spotted
With a Big Mac on my breath
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders
With a face as white as death
I’m aftraid someday they’ll find me
Just stretched out on my bed
With a handful of Pringles potato chips
And a Ding Dong by my head
In the daytime I’m Mr Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I’m a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me
You were just kidding, right? Well, read this. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/nationalize-twinkie-industry/cJz0ngJR
I remember that one from the Dr. Demento radio show.
yes... that petition thingy is getting abused as much as Obama’s check book
yes... that petition thingy is getting abused as much as Osama’s check book
I believe the proper and terse (pithy for the O’Reilly fans) term is “Twink”
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