What's The One Thing Lance Armstrong And President Obama Have In Common?

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[Nervous Tick]

ROFL! Excellent.

[lbryce]

I thought it was that they both each have at most one full pair between them. (Armstrong lost one of his due to testicular cancer.)

[b4its2late]

[Essie]

On a more serious note, Obama now reminds me of Armstrong because nothing about the two men is real. Their lives are built on falsehoods.

[real saxophonist]

Narcissism.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

The both went to the Oprah to kiss her ring to get their ultimate goal?

[TexasRepublic]

Both are shameless serial liars unworthy of our trust.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Well done...but if you dig just a little bit, BOTH had highly dysfunctional childhoods with massive “daddy issues” which have propelled them BOTH to NEED adoring masses at all costs...ergo, the lies and deception.

[real saxophonist]

That too.

[Carriage Hill]

LIARS!

[Buckeye McFrog]

And how are they not alike?

A. Lance Armstrong has at least one ball.

[SvenMagnussen]

United Way?

United Way, the nonprofit national volunteer association, worked hard to reinvent itself after top brass were found guilty of fraud and financial mismanagement in the early 1990s.

[TurboZamboni]

both think we should all be riding bikes, but Barry has the EPA helping to make it reality.

[yldstrk]

I thought it was that neither would be that comfortable with the flat truth