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What If Pearl Harbor Happened Today...
The Looking Spoon ^
| 12-7-13
| The Looking Spoon
Posted on 12/07/2013 10:41:47 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
Well...it did happen today, I mean today today...instead of 1941.
See the original paper I worked with on this post here.
TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; pearlharbor; satire
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To: massmike
I’m stealing your image....
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posted on
12/07/2013 11:13:29 AM PST
by
freebilly
(Creepy and the Ass Crackers....)
To: The Looking Spoon
“Gov’t responds to crisis w/ proposal to expand Obamacare.”
Perfect. Awesome update “above the fold.”
To: The Looking Spoon
~ And Here Along I Always Thought It Was Germany ~
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posted on
12/07/2013 11:24:11 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
To: The Looking Spoon
And the big news everywhere is Mandela’s funeral. Today is December 7th. A day that will live in infamy. Or until Obama came along.
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posted on
12/07/2013 11:26:17 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Today?
Today, the Japanese are Americans’ allies.
Today, al Qaeda/Moslem Brotherhood infiltrates,
if not controls, DHS, the White House and the Pentagon
after apparently successfully pulling a coup d’etat
by election fraud ... after the 911 Atrocities.
To: The Looking Spoon
Somebody in Japan would be outraged that his vacation property had been damaged and sue the daylights out of whoever ordered it. In a U.S. court. And win.
To: The Looking Spoon
Obama would blame the attack on a Bugs Bunny cartoon that depicted the Japanese as slant eyed characters with big glasses. The cartoon stirred such animosity that the Japanese fleet spontaneously assembled off Pearl Harbor and were driven to an attack.
To: The Looking Spoon
.
Most Americans would have considered it an honor to fight the Japanese at Pearl Harbor ...
even it meant serving on board the ill-fated U.S.S. Arizona.
How history would be different if President Obama's father (the freedom loving socialist muslim foreign-born father that he was) ...
had served aboard the U.S.S. Arizona.
One can only wish ....
Of course, then ... that murderous socialist terrorist Bill Ayres would have had to write that damn "obama fiction" story all by his lonesome self.
.
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posted on
12/07/2013 12:00:22 PM PST
by
Patton@Bastogne
(Swine Piss be upon the Sodmite Obama, and his Child-Rapist False Prophet Mohammed)
Yu-so sukuru
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posted on
12/07/2013 12:07:42 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(HAI!)
To: The Looking Spoon
Obama would surrender and apologize.
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posted on
12/07/2013 12:44:51 PM PST
by
fortheDeclaration
(Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
To: SkyDancer
I was actually wondering this. Was obama planning on making a Pearl Harbor Day message? I already know the answer to this. To be honest, I doubt he even knows it is Pearl Harbor Day.
I don’t know if Presidents give such a remberance to Pearl Harbor.
To: The Looking Spoon
The Japanese would occupy California before Christmas and then push eastward.
Obama would arrest high-ranking U.S. naval officers for provoking the peace-loving Japanese.
To: The Looking Spoon
We would be eating sushi by dinner time with Urkel saying he was REALLY born in Osaka
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posted on
12/07/2013 1:32:56 PM PST
by
Cyman
(We have to pass it to see what's in it= definition of stool sample)
To: july4thfreedomfoundation
When the Japanese stormed the shores he would give them Dem voter ballots, EBT cards, and gun owners’ addresses.
Right after he bowed.
To: The Looking Spoon
Our current POTUS would apologize and give Japan several trillion dollars.
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
Throw in all of Calif and I think it’s a good deal! lol
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posted on
12/07/2013 1:39:41 PM PST
by
Fledermaus
(If we here in TN can't get rid of the worthless Lamar, it's over.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Sort of a dumb question....the Japanese just need to ask Obama how much political contribution will it take to hand over Hawaii...
I'm sure J. F'n Kerry can negotiate that deal...without screwing it up too badly...
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posted on
12/07/2013 1:42:13 PM PST
by
Popman
To: The Looking Spoon
I actually remember that day.
My cousin and I were afraid war meant that they were going to cancel Christmas.
.
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posted on
12/07/2013 1:46:30 PM PST
by
Mears
To: The Looking Spoon
The internationalists who owned the factories that were exported to China, Japan and Germany would be moving to Germany to cash in their riches because, without factories, we would have lost WW II. Rosie the Riveter and her kids would be working in some firetrap making underwear for the world.
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posted on
12/07/2013 2:02:51 PM PST
by
ex-snook
(God is Love)
To: The Looking Spoon
Something far worse than Pearl Harbor happened in November 2008 and was repeated four years later.
The turning point of World War II in the Pacific happened on June 4, 1942, a mere six months after the attack on Pearl Harbor.
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posted on
12/07/2013 2:17:31 PM PST
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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