Now We Have Greg Abbott 'Wheelchair Truthers'

Yahoo Voices ^ | January 26, 2014 | Mark R. Whittington

[Marcus]

Just when you thought that the Wendy Davis phenomenon could not get crazier, Twitchy reports that rise of the "wheelchair truthers" which is to say people who actually think that Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott is faking being paralyzed.

There have been some weird conspiracy theories in American history, ranging from the vast (9/11 was an inside job, the Apollo moon landings were faked) to the petty (Sarah Palin wasn't really pregnant with her younger son, Trig.) The idea that a man would fake being paralyzed successfully for decades, presumably for sympathy and for the money, is the most bizarre one to ever come across the hot house troll pot of the Internet.

[cripplecreek]

I’ve been faking blindness in my right eye for almost 50 years hoping it would pay off some day.

[knarf]

Chuck ... Chuck ... stand up Chuck .... God LOVE ya, what am I talkin’ about ....

[JoeDetweiler]

I’ve heard rumors that Obama can speak without the aid of a teleprompter....but I ain’t buyin’ it.

[pepsionice]

I thought you faked it because you saw True Grit and wanted to do a long-term John Wayne imitation.

[txrefugee]

Democrats can believe such garbage because their god, Obama, has faked being an American for decades.

[mazda77]

I suppose “Angel Wendy” forgot about the thing about sleeping with dogs with fleas. She is just another media made-up messiah for the leftists because they have nothing of honor to espouse.

The great thing is the new media is exposing it long before the ink dries at the Grey Lady.

[Flintlock]

Are there any lies the left WON’T “BELIEVE”—to get power, that is.

[EQAndyBuzz]

This isn’t about the governor election. This is about poisoning the well in Texas for 2016.

They are trying to make Hillary look like a saint compared to this bimbo.

I cannot believe its this obvious.

[RedMDer]

Hi Wendy.

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[miss marmelstein]

Somebody please post a photo of Guy Cabellero!

[Old Sarge]

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There, it all makes sense, Mulder and Scully were right, The Truth Is Out There, man!

[Irenic]

What a shame. Abbott’s wheelchair is becoming a focus when he’s worked hard not to have it a focus. He doesn’t want the victim card—he has the achievement card. Go Abbott!

[SunkenCiv]

Just when you thought that the Wendy Davis phenomenon could not get crazier, Twitchy reports that rise of the "wheelchair truthers" which is to say people who actually think that Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott is faking being paralyzed.

Thanks Marcus.