Grammy & SOTU: Video Killed the Radio Star.Teleprompters Killed…

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-27-2014 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

Yes, I stayed up late and watched the 56th Annual Grammy Awards so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome. I felt that watching the annual freak show would be good conditioning for tomorrow’s State Of The Union (SOTU). I was not wrong…about the freak show anyway.

Before I begin, I’d like to acknowledge the prescience of the Buggles who accurately predicted the migration of the music industry from being about the “song” to being about the “performance” back in 1978 with their hit “Video killed the radio star.” To this day, their jingle-tune is best remembered as the video that launched the nascent MTV network.

So, in honor of the totally transformed music industry, allow me to present the highlights from last night’s self-serving honors program. We begin with Beyoncé's behind:

Bey, Channeling Flashdance

Right out of the box, Beyoncé owned the night. After a solo, sexed up version of Flashdance she and Jay Z

Getting ready to twerk for the money

twerked to their hit, Drunk in Love (expletives deleted). Bey – the woman Lady M considers a great role model for her girls – began by singing - well, “grinding” might be more accurate - in some sort of a black cage that also served as a costume. Here it is in motion:

The artists formerly known as Beyoncé and Jay Z will now be referred to as Beyon-Zay

Yeah, no. The entire act was even more disturbing than the gif, butt that’s the point: music as art, art as music and art isn’t art at all if if doesn’t offend somebody. What is it they call that kind of art again? Oh, right; pornography.

Someday Baby Blue Ivy will be so proud. As for Lady M and that role model thing, I don’t know. I’m pretty sure Mommy doesn’t want Malia and Sasha to be sluts and whores, so maybe it was just her way of crediting Bey with providing the second time in her adult life that she was proud of her country.

Butt that was just the beginning. The award show originally dedicated to musical recording artists proceeded as more of a nod to the visual arts than the audial ones. Take Pink’s bizarre act which was a cross between the flying Mirandas and Cirque de Soleil: more acrobatics (she’s flexible butt mediocre) than singing. Let’s face it, even lip syncing while hanging upside down doesn’t sound or look natural.

Although I do admire her flexibility and strength: maybe she should just can the singing career and go for Olympic endorsements.

And then there was “Pharrell” who you knew was going to win everything because he kept popping up all night long with nearly anyone who performed. Apparently it’s “black tie optional” at the Grammys these days: Pharrell wore red leather and a really, really big hat:

Which immediately prompted this Tweet:

Pharrell, who is a singer and a producer, performed with his robots (just like BO will tomorrow):

Daft Punk’s electro-techno robots

And of course, the material girl was there: Madonna practically invented the modern musical version of sex as performance art. She came with her son.

Okay, that’s disturbing.

As if that poseur wasn’t bad enough, Madge later changed into a wedding white Ralph Lauren tuxedo to serenade the 33 newly married (by Queen Latifa!) couples (gay AND straight, because we’re not bigots) with her classic "Open Your Heart." Her act followed the performance of rap duo Macklemore & Lewis singing their gay marriage anthem "Same Love." Yeah! 33 couples hitched, right there at the 56th Grammy Awards! Now that’s music!

Is it just me or does anyone else think Madonna is beginning to look like Marlena Dietrich?

And I almost forgot! This is huge: Sir Pall McCartney actually performed, on stage, with Ringo! Starr! It was the First Beatle Reunion- evah! Unfortunately there are only two of the Beatles left.

Although Jon’s son, Sean, could have sat in for his dad:

What was especially cool about the reunion was that after their respective White House visits, everyone decided to give peace a chance: after 30 years of feuding, Paul and Ringo have buried the hatchet and forgiven Yoko Ono (so maybe it will work in the Middle East after all!) And you can tell this made Yoko very happy as she was groovin’ to the ex-Beatles music. Although, I swear, as I watched her, Yoko looked for all the world like the fake signer at Big Guy’s speech at Mandela’s funeral. What do you think?

Butt I nearly forgot the very best part of the show! In a homage to Lady M, Ryan Lewis (of the rap duo Macklemore and Lewis, above) wore a nearly identical outfit to the smashing one MO sported at the Nickelodeon People’s Choice awards last year! How incredibly cool is that?

Okay, I think I’m in shape for the SOTU tomorrow. I’m renaming it the “Teleprompters Killed the Orator Guy”

NOTE: For more on this topic be certain to read Mark Steyn’s vintage essay, Twenty Years Ago Today in which he shares his, and Harold Bloom’s, take on “popular culture.”

“What happens when, instead of beautiful men making beautiful statues, angry men make angry songs? “Keepin’ it real,” in the current black vernacular, means the rapper Nelly making a video in which he swipes a credit card through his ho’s butt. “Keepin’ it real” means songs in which men are “angry” (as John Kerry says) and violent and nihilistic, and women are “sluts, bobbing chicken heads, and of course bitches.” “Authenticity” is surely a more reductive view of the black experience than your average nineteenth-century minstrel show ever attempted. I think we can guess how Nat “King” Cole would have felt about gangsta rap.”

ANSWER TO TITLE CLIFF HANGER: Teleprompters killed…who? Or, more accurately, what? Great communicators: they communicate from the heart, not the scrolling page.

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[sickoflibs]

RE :”Before I begin, I’d like to acknowledge the prescience of the Buggles who accurately predicted the migration of the music industry from being about the “song” to being about the “performance” back in 1978 with their hit “Video killed the radio star.” To this day, their jingle-tune is best remembered as the video that launched the nascent MTV network.”

Still a great music video. And through the 1980s musical artists had to do music videos to sell records. But now MTV is un- recognizable garbage.

[2CAVTrooper]

IMO the music industry peaked in the mid 80’s, and has been in a greed fueled nosedive ever since.

Although there are a very FEW new songs/artists that I like such as Avenged Sevenfold’s “Hail to the King” which IMO seems to be a poke at 0bama.

“Watch your tongue or have it cut from your head
Save your life by keeping whispers unsaid
Children roam the streets now orphans of war
Bodies hanging in the streets to adore

Royal fames will carve a path in chaos,
Bringing daylight to the night
Death is riding into town with armor,
They’ve come to take all your rights

Hail to the king
Hail to the one
Kneel to the crown
Stand in the sun
Hail to the king

Blood is spilt while holding keys to the throne
Born again but it’s too late to atone
No mercy - from the edge of the blade
Dare escape and learn the price to be paid

Let the water flow with shades of red now
Arrows black out all the light
Death is riding into town with armour
They’ve come to grant you your rights

Hail to the king
Hail to the one
Kneel to the crown
Stand in the sun
Hail to the king

(Guitar Solo)

There’s a taste of fear
When the henchmen call
Iron fist to tame the land
Iron fist to claim it all

Hail to the king
Hail to the one
Kneel to the crown
Stand in the sun

Hail to the king
Hail to thw one
Kneel to the crown
Stand in the sun

Hail to the king”

[vpintheak]

I cannot understand how so many people hang on every word and action of these celebrities. All of them are pathetic and disgusting. I don’t care how much money they have.

[napscoordinator]

the music industry peaked in the mid 80’s

There are some incredible bands today. Coldplay, U2, Maroon 5 and some other great bands. I could care less if they are liberal or not....what I do care about is the disaster they displayed last night on the Grammy’s.

[x]

I cannot understand how so many people hang on every word and action of these celebrities. All of them are pathetic and disgusting. I don’t care how much money they have.

Certainly, but celebrity worship isn't anything new ...

I was surprised to find out that the two "Daft Punk" guys were Frenchmen who went to the same Paris high school as Chirac and Strauss-Kahn, pop music being the new path to fame and riches.

They always keep their faces concealed under futuristic helmets ...

I hope this isn't going to be another Milli Vanilli situation ...

[Disambiguator]

I actually have the Jon and Vangelis album “Short Stories.” Someone gave it to me about 25 years ago, and it turned up recently (we moved), so I gave it a listen. A bit uneven, but some interesting material.

[vpintheak]

Well I’ve never been into hero worship, and not interested in celebrities at any level. Cool, but whatever. So I can’t understand the mentality.

[ifinnegan]

“You must be young.”

No. I don’t think so.

But I wasn’t alive in the 50’s to have experienced early Elvis.

[2CAVTrooper]

U2 IIRC got their start in the late 70’s. The other two I don’t listen to.

Two current bands I do listen to are Drowning Pool and Five Finger Death Punch because of their support of the troops.

[subterfuge]

MOM is a hilarious site bump!