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Filmmaker Demands Police Be Disarmed [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 May 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/04/2015 12:06:25 PM PDT by John Semmens

Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore issued a statement demanding that police officers in America be barred from carrying firearms and that all imprisoned African Americans be released.

Moore says he sees this "as a long term balancing of the scales. For hundreds of years in this country Blacks were enslaved and at the mercy of white overlords. Cosmic justice cries out for a reversal of this tyranny of white over Black. Let's see how the white man fares under racial oppression."

The looting of white-owned businesses in Baltimore was characterized by Moore as "long overdue reparations for slavery" and the random beatings of whites as "no worse than the routine whippings meted out to slaves by white masters. Why shouldn't whites have a taste of the brutality and fear that Blacks had to endure."

The filmmaker said that he, personally, will continue to employ armed bodyguards because "I have never been a slave owner and bear no moral culpability for the abuses dished out by whites to Blacks. I have an absolute right to protect myself. All of my bodyguards are professionally trained and licensed. In no way can they be compared to the amateurs who assert their so-called right to bear arms."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: guns; hypocrisy; racism; satire

1 posted on 05/04/2015 12:06:25 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Right after the Secret Service and all private protection agencies.


2 posted on 05/04/2015 12:14:30 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: John Semmens

He also wants all police cars equipped with pizza ovens and espresso machines.. Dump the ammo.. Load up on carbs.


3 posted on 05/04/2015 12:21:22 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
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To: John Semmens
Once again, it sounds like many of the themes being broadcast on MSNBC.

1) Criminal dies in police van.
2) Baltimore city locals riot, burn and loot
3) Activist prosecutor announces she she ‘heard’ their message, files charges against 6 police officers (3 of whom are black) without any indication of a basis for charges
4) Libs on MSNBC blame it on white supremacy and call for massive ‘investment’ (tax payers being further looted) to pay back ‘misunderstood youth’ (thugs, looters and rioters)

4 posted on 05/04/2015 12:33:49 PM PDT by sickoflibs (King Obama : 'The debate is over. The time for talk is over. Just follow my commands you serfs""')
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