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#Black Holes Matter: First Principle
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-28-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 11/28/2015 8:29:40 AM PST by NOBO2012

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As I recall, “scientists” told us for years that black holes existed at the center of galaxies and possessed a gravitational force so strong that nothing – NOTHING - could escape; not even light.

Next, they told us that black holes don’t actually exist.

Now they tell us that black holes really DO exist, butt that light - along with other stellar, uh, vomit - can escape after all.The NASA fantasists even created a CGI to persuade us that this time they’re correct:

black-hole2That’s as impressive as global warming! And possibly as real.

In fact, they claim they have actually witnessed (from 300 million light years away) a black hole suck a star in from it’s normal orbit, kill it, eat it and then barf part of it back out into space (see cartoon image above). Boy, that’s one heck of a telescope!

Still, it seems improbable to me. After all, how could any dark force manage to suck in such a bright, shining, star?

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How could such a dark force manage to kill an entire star and devour it before our eyes?

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Leaving just a little detritus to burp up?

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I mean, who would believe such a foolish, untested, unproved theory?

President Barack Obama holds a bobblehead doll of himself in the Outer Oval Office, May 14, 2014. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
<p>This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.A foolish, untested, unproved President?

So, got that? The science is settled: no light can escape from a black hole – which may or may not exist - except for the light that escapes from a black hole. Now, pack your bags: we’ve got a global climate change conference in Paris we have to tend to.

bo boeing plant big black hole sucked inWARNING: BLACK HOLE IS BIGGER THAN IT APPEARS. AND IT SUCKS.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: blackhole; globalwarming; nuttery; obama; science

1 posted on 11/28/2015 8:29:40 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

CGI as in the same way the use computer magickry to make Hollywood stars leap tall buildings, pickup cars and throw them like baseballs, and fly through the sky with nothing on but capes albeit while battling shape shifting vehicles? Sure I believe the scientists.../s


2 posted on 11/28/2015 8:34:47 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: NOBO2012

At first I read the title as #BLACK HO’s MATTER

Just Saying!


3 posted on 11/28/2015 8:34:59 AM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: NOBO2012

The author’s presumption saying it is “settled science” is false and nonsense. The science in regard to black holes or singularities is very far from any kind of settled science. The assertion that science regards such singularities to be understood ell enough to be settled science is a strawman argument unworthy of further comment and discussion.


4 posted on 11/28/2015 8:40:57 AM PST by WhiskeyX
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To: jsanders2001

I believe in spaghettification!


5 posted on 11/28/2015 8:41:50 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: WhiskeyX

Check the batteries in your sarcasm meter.


6 posted on 11/28/2015 8:47:44 AM PST by MortMan (I am offended by those who believe they have a right not to be offended.)
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To: WhiskeyX

Yes, but then this article wasn’t really about science.


7 posted on 11/28/2015 8:49:56 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: UCANSEE2

Let me put it this way, the use of the false analogy grossly fails to do the subject the justice it truly and badly needs.... Impeache’em yesterday!


8 posted on 11/28/2015 8:54:11 AM PST by WhiskeyX
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To: WhiskeyX

There is no such thing as settled science, it is either true or false. Theories can be tested but theories are NOT facts. AGW is hooey concocted by would be Kings to enslave the masses and allow them to become the ultimate slave owners...


9 posted on 11/28/2015 9:03:49 AM PST by Shady (We are at war again......this time for our lives...)
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To: Shady

“. Theories can be tested but theories are NOT facts.”

That is correct. Theories are testable explanations for the facts. The facts are not in dispute. Too many people conflate facts with theory, thinking if they don’t like the theory, the facts will go away, too.


10 posted on 11/28/2015 9:19:24 AM PST by sparklite2 (Islam = all bathwater, no baby.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

> I believe in spaghettification!

If David Gilmore is shredding I won’t pay attention to their spaghetti monster reference because I like their music...: )


11 posted on 11/28/2015 9:45:16 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: jsanders2001

“In astrophysics, spaghettification (sometimes referred to as the noodle effect[1]) is the vertical stretching and horizontal compression of objects into long thin shapes (rather like spaghetti) in a very strong non-homogeneous gravitational field; it is caused by extreme tidal forces. In the most extreme cases, near black holes, the stretching is so powerful that no object can withstand it, no matter how strong its components. Within a small region the horizontal compression balances the vertical stretching so that small objects being spaghettified experience no net change in volume.”


12 posted on 11/28/2015 9:58:49 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

I do too. Especially with a little Prego sauce and some grated parmesan.


13 posted on 11/28/2015 10:45:24 AM PST by upchuck (In all the world the only forbidden trigger warning is the one which alerts us to our ignorance.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

In other words extreme magnetic fields that make matter look like it got long and skinny while retaining the same quantity of matter just redistributing it, eh? Don’t let the liberals hear this. They’ll claim the universe is socialist in nature....: )


14 posted on 11/28/2015 10:54:03 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: NOBO2012

I know black holes exist. One is my wife’s purse.


15 posted on 11/28/2015 11:06:40 AM PST by TBP (Nous sommes tout Francais.)
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To: WhiskeyX
the use of the false analogy grossly fails to do the subject the justice it truly and badly needs

Perhaps a better analogy would be...


16 posted on 11/28/2015 1:14:00 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: Shady
AGW is hooey concocted by would be Kings

You mean like our Faux King President ?

17 posted on 11/28/2015 1:15:45 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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