Posted on 05/25/2019 9:19:44 AM PDT by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
A video of uncertain age (recently uploaded to Instagram by @504ollie) shows an unidentified man on a boat holding a gator by the neck, using its open mouth to puncture a can of Michelob Ultra.
The man then slams the beer and tosses the gator back in the water, while a “Hell yeah” can be heard in the background.
The @504ollie account changed its settings to private, but the video has been re-uploaded to multiple accounts, including Drunk People Doing Things, where it has garnered over 3 million views. [snip]
Coincidentally, this is also the second video showing an unidentified dudebro using an animal to open a can of Michelob Ultra.
In 2017, the site Total Frat Move showed a clip of a gaggle of frat boys using a dead shark’s mouth to crack open a cold one.
WTF Florida? Why does all the weird s—t happen in this state?
Michelob Ultra is the worst tasting Beer ever produced.
It’s so bad that I’d rather have a Schlitz.
The Skynard is a nice touch.
Awesome!
Spelling!...
The alligator opened the beer and then he didn’t give the alligator any of the beer?
These young people.
No manners.
Remember when Pabst came out with Red, White & Blue beer????
A six pack was about $1.98....You were lucky if only 2 cans were flat...
"For some odd reason, people love to film themselves abusing animals."
Abusing the gator LOL...
We’re they pull tab?
Yep...
Who here hasn’t done this very thing?
(My excuse: I don’t live in Florida.)
(I guess I can’t use my usual excuse of auto-correct . . . )
I’m sure it’s traumatized...
Fun Fact...
Ed King was the lead guitarist for a 60s psychedelic band, Strawberry Alarm Clock. The big hit was “”Incense and Peppermints””
Later, he joined Skynyrd and became a part of their “triple lead” sound.
He co-wrote “Sweet Home Alabama” and played the opening riff.
Holiday pass.
Skynard?!
He should’ve used Johnny Horton!
When I was a teenager (’60’s) Falstaff beer used to have a black/white checkered race flag with the Falstaff emblem in the center in every case...
We’d clip it on our radio aerial on our cars and cruise around like big dogs!!!...LOL
I tried it once with a Grizzly.
He must have been a wine drinker.
King came up with that iconic riff - it’s actually kind of amazing, as he was the only non-Southerner in the group (almost all of ‘em were from Jacksonville), but the musical line they’re probably most noted for came from a guy who was essentially a California hippie.
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