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Biden: 'Trump Will Be Finished As Soon As We Have The Debates'
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/25/2020

Posted on 10/25/2020 1:18:11 PM PDT by DFG

At a virtual event from his basement before his campaign called a lid this morning, Biden expressed his optimism that Trump will lose the election as soon as the debates happen.

"Once the debates are over, he's done for," Biden said. "He'll be finished once I clean his clock and show him a thing or two. Push-up contest, me and you, Jack!" He then started doing push-ups for some reason but was forced to press his Life Alert button. Aides rushed downstairs and picked him up, scolding him for challenging the computer screen to a push-up contest again.

"What did we tell you about communicating with the outside world, Joe?" said one aide. "Now let's have your oatmeal and get you to bed."

"But Matlock's on!" Biden cried.

"You can watch one episode of Matlock, and then it's lights out, buddy."


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; matlockdebate; oatmeal

1 posted on 10/25/2020 1:18:11 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Read this as “WE will come after him with everything we have”. He already has 70 lawsuits that will be exercised when he leaves office.


2 posted on 10/25/2020 1:20:29 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Rome wasn't built in a day. All Hail the night shift!)
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To: DFG

I suspect thats not too far from the truth.


3 posted on 10/25/2020 1:20:46 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: DFG

It is impossible to be intelligent and vote for Joe Biden.


4 posted on 10/25/2020 1:28:01 PM PDT by Eddie01
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To: DFG
"Mein Furher...Steiner...."
5 posted on 10/25/2020 1:29:43 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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“Tanenbaum, Tanenbaum,,,
You Think You’re Better
Than Us?”
.
Seinfeld


6 posted on 10/25/2020 1:31:00 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (TRUMP, the Other guy lives in a Basement!)
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To: DFG
I watched this last night and couldn't stop laughing. It was made with biden sound bites. It can be hard to tell the BB from actual biden quotes sometimes ;)
7 posted on 10/25/2020 2:06:35 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: DFG

Did Hiden call a lid or buy a lid?


8 posted on 10/25/2020 2:15:06 PM PDT by LastDayz (A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
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To: DFG

Was this Biden? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bm9GPx5FMA


9 posted on 10/25/2020 2:20:24 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fill that seat!)
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To: LastDayz

I’m guessing Jill just keeps playing the family movies in the basement to keep Ole Joe happy.


10 posted on 10/25/2020 2:34:54 PM PDT by cnsmom
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To: DFG

LOL! It says a lot that I actually had to do a double take to see that it was the Babylon Bee. Slow Joe really IS that slow.


11 posted on 10/25/2020 3:37:45 PM PDT by Mr. Rabbit
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To: Eddie01

It’s impossible to be a patriotic American and vote for Crookedjoe.


12 posted on 10/25/2020 3:47:59 PM PDT by Carl Vehse
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