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Making the case for Jeb! in 2024
Vanity

Posted on 05/01/2023 1:50:21 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe

Already, advocacy season has started on Free Republic, with obvious and not so obvious agendas at work.

To promote honesty and unity, I think its only fair that Jeb! be the anointed GOP candidate for president in 2024. Consider the following:

1. He can have Liz Cheney as the VP choice, and the campaign slogan can be: "We're getting the band back together again. Watch out Iraq! Please clap....."
2. Cheney as VP can pick up where she left off regarding her work on the January 6 commitee, finishing up identifying and prosecuting the remaining 75 million insurrectionists running around damaging "our democracy"™
3. For those posting on FR with a problem with "make Ameruca great again", by promoting a Jeb!/Cheney ticket, you no longer have to hide behind snarky responses, or posting non-sequiter articles that show MAGA as monsters. You can proudly step forth and be proud of your views.
4. For those who want an endless flow of taxpayer dollars, military assets, and eventually lives in the cause of making contractors wealthy at the expense of Americans, Jeb!/Cheney will keep the party going.
5. Need affordable help to mow the lawn, contracting, or myriad other labor tasks? Jeb!/Cheney will ensure Biden's open borders policy keeps on
6. Stalwarts like McConnell, Graham, Murkowski, Romney, and Collins won't have to pretend they're on board with policymaking that benefits Americans. They can go back to the fun times of the last 30 or so years, barring that terrible interlude of 2016-2020.

And the best part? Your conscience is safe. No more need to lie or pretend you're something you're not like the jackwagon Democrats. Or pretend you're NOT running a stealth campaign. Or spend hours digging up articles to smear those who aren't 'your favorite'. Or pretending you actually care for the USA.

So let's all get behind Jeb!/Cheney. The media will never say anything bad about them. And don't forget to clap.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: 001absurdkaren; 001absurdvanity; 001notforyoukaren; 001notfunnynorclever; humor; jeb; keywordabuse; pleaseclap; satire; vanity
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Have at it.
1 posted on 05/01/2023 1:50:21 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
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To: Gary from Dayton

Here’s a thread especially for you Gary.


2 posted on 05/01/2023 1:52:43 PM PDT by Bullish (Either we don't see it coming or they don't... But somebody's got it coming.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Man, I feel like clapping after I read your post. May I Please Clap?


3 posted on 05/01/2023 1:53:54 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Donald Trump is a setting sun. Ron DeSantis is a rising star.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Just Stop


4 posted on 05/01/2023 1:54:09 PM PDT by combat_boots
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To: Tench_Coxe
¡Yeb!

5 posted on 05/01/2023 1:54:28 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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To: combat_boots

Just clap.


6 posted on 05/01/2023 1:55:22 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: Tench_Coxe

7 posted on 05/01/2023 1:57:02 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Tench_Coxe

Jeb? Thought he up and to Beverly. Hills that is. No? Okay gov. (P)resident? Stay out of the bushes!


8 posted on 05/01/2023 1:57:20 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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To: Tench_Coxe

You know, you might be on to something. However, even though I am sure in their case it is just a formality, I must ask.
Did you clear them with the Democrat Party?


9 posted on 05/01/2023 1:58:01 PM PDT by Tupelo (A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Lots of clap going around


10 posted on 05/01/2023 2:00:06 PM PDT by no-to-illegals ( The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: Tupelo
"Did you clear them with the Democrat Party?"

I think that's already been done.

11 posted on 05/01/2023 2:00:51 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
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To: Responsibility2nd

Its a free country. At least for now.


12 posted on 05/01/2023 2:01:55 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
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Gives new meaning to “stay out of the bushes”


13 posted on 05/01/2023 2:04:43 PM PDT by no-to-illegals ( The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

We would save so much money recycling stickers and yard signs from 2004, just gotta print off a bunch of extra “2”s.

The money can go into a fund for the families of the soldiers killed in the inevitable wars to follow.


14 posted on 05/01/2023 2:05:20 PM PDT by jz638
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To: Tench_Coxe

We already have Jeb Trump running.


15 posted on 05/01/2023 2:05:57 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Tench_Coxe

Jeb decided to defer any potential candidacy to the man he’s endorsed — Ron DeSantis.


16 posted on 05/01/2023 2:09:49 PM PDT by Kazan
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To: Tench_Coxe

That was a fine opus.


17 posted on 05/01/2023 2:14:40 PM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most importan.t election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Whatever you’re drinking is worse than Bud lite.


18 posted on 05/01/2023 2:24:10 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL . )
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To: Tench_Coxe

We already have that ticket in the WH. No need to repeat it


19 posted on 05/01/2023 2:30:15 PM PDT by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: Tench_Coxe

the bush dynasty has come and gone leaving a bitter taste for many Americans.

NOT JUST NO.
FRED UNCLE CHARLIE KATE NO!!!


20 posted on 05/01/2023 2:33:00 PM PDT by Terry L Smith
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