Free Republic Smokers Lounge

Puff List ^ | 11/21/03 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...

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A very special thank you to Registered for providing us with this fine logo....we will bear it with pride.

[Just another Joe]

This weeks tobacco related threads

Limbaugh returns after drug treatment (Says, "More honesty to come") Don't know why this one is here
Operation Hero Miles I thought this one deserved a Puff bump
Smoking ban starts uproar :Lawmakers seen smoking on the House floor, don't support a ban.
ALBANY-SMOKING BAN OFFICIALS
Let them smoke in peace
Harm is a 2-way street/Walter E. Williams: Private property rights key to liberty
Harm's a two way street I think this one is a repeat of the one above
Smoke-easies offer cover from puff police
Smoking ban vote was part of a statewide effort
Smoking Ban Smoke Screen
Smoke-free bars mask cowardice

[Just another Joe]

The Lounge is open!

[Just another Joe]

Sorry about the late opening.
You can blame the Lucent lab guys for that. They hosed my whole day up.

[Neets]

Boodles Martini if ya please Joe.

Good to see ya.

[Just another Joe]

Boodles martini just for you.
You haven't stopped in for a while. Been busy?

[Neets]

Been so busy it should be illegal for one person to be so busy.

[Just another Joe]

One legged man scenario?

[Neets]

Yea.

I thought life would slow down/be easier once my two kiddo's started working....not true.

[Just another Joe]

I thought life would slow down/be easier once my two kiddo's started working

Bwahahahaha
You just learning that?

[Neets]

Yea...DUHHHHH.

I just now realized this is the only bar in NY where I can drink AND SMOKE at the same time.

Feels strange.

[Just another Joe]

I just now realized this is the only bar in NY where I can drink AND SMOKE at the same time.

heh heh, yeh, you'd probably pay extra for that, wouldn't you?

[Neets]

Yea, sure would.

[Just another Joe]

Don't worry, my prices won't go up.

[Neets]

Can't beat your prices babe!!

Hope life has been good for you lately.

[Just another Joe]

Not bad. I'm still employed, with a family, and looking forward to Thanksgiving.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Hey. On the slow dial up at home. Can't do anything cool except log off.

[Neets]

Thought FR went down for a min there.

[MeekOneGOP]

Hey, Joe ! ...

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"

But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the Nun once again said "Very good." and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The Nun fainted.

[aaaDOC]

Hi Joe. How about an extra dry Sapphire martini (shaken, not stirred) with a Montecristo No. 4?

Here are a few jokes for all.

The Church Gossip

Sarah, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. 

Several residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Bob, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She commented to Bob and others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Bob, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away.  He didn't explain, defend, or deny - he said nothing.

Later that evening, Bob quietly parked his pickup in front of Sarah's house ..............and left it there all night. 

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Best bumper sticker of the year!


"If you can read this, thank a teacher...."
"If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier."

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Those in the Ya-Ya Sisterhood:

1.  If you love something, set it free.  If it comes back, it will always be yours.  If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.   But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free.......  You either married it or gave birth to it.

2.  Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

3.  They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies.  Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."

4.  My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

5.  The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

6.  The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

7.  Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

8.  Amazing!  You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

9.  Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

10.  I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.  Are they kidding?  That's my idea of a perfect day. 

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Time to get married.

A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. 

She put an ad in the local paper that read:

"HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!  ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON."

On the second day she heard the doorbell.  Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.  He had no arms or legs. 

The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? 

Just look at you...you have no legs!"

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted.  "You don't have any hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently.  "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"


Have a Great Weekend!

[SeaDragon]

Hiya Joe! Do you have any single malt hiding back there? It has been a long, cold day here.