Free Republic Smokers Lounge

Puff List ^ | 11/13/02 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...

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[Just another Joe]

A brandy Alexander, made with ice cream.

And I'll give you a little smaller of an ashtray.

[Just another Joe]

Gotta love the service here

We try awfully hard, sometimes. ;^)

[Gabz]

That would make a great shirt, wouldn't it?

Back before the smoking ban went into effect, not one of the legislators or the governor was willing to answer a simple question posed to them by those against the ban........... Are you willing to be the one that tells a serviceman, who just escorted the remains of a fallen hero to the morgue at Dover, that he has to step outside to have a smoke?

Gee, I wonder why none answered..............

[SheLion]

Hi Joe! Good to see the bar open! :)

[Just another Joe]

Hey, She, how's things?

What can I get you?

[SheLion]

Hey, She, how's things?

Doing well, here Joe, thanks. Hope you are too.

I had to step away from the computer for awhile. Do you have coffee?

[Just another Joe]

Why sure, here you go.

[SheLion]

That looks great, Joe. Thank you so much. I thought I had missed you.

[Just another Joe]

I thought I had missed you.

Naw, I'll be around most of the day. Probably into the evening too.

[SheLion]

Naw, I'll be around most of the day. Probably into the evening too.

Sounds good. I might come around after 6 and order up a rum and coke. :)

[Just another Joe]

I have some real nice mango rum liqour that might hit the spot.

[SheLion]

I have some real nice mango rum liqour that might hit the spot.

Sounds good. I don't think I have ever had that kind of rum. Mango rum, eh? I should try that.

[raygun]

For those of you having an ugly chore to do, here's the quick and dirty way of CLEANING THE HOUSE

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2 Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. smile (because you now feel much better!)

Betchya wonderin' why you never thought of that before, eh? Well, that's what distinguishes geniuses <\smug self righteousness on> - like me - from the normal gamut and run of the mill intellect, ah, (cough cough), the likes of, well, you know...

[SeaDragon]

Morning Joe, long time no see............

[Just another Joe]

Hiya, Sea, what's goin' on?

[Argh]

Hiya, Joe! According to the local Geek Service, my home computer is fixed. Whee! So I can harass the denizens of this fine establishment from home next week.

Proof that God Does Not Exist:
1) I can't see Him.

Proof that God Does Exist:
1)Beer.
2)Tobacco products
3)John Kerry lost BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA...

Sorry, Joe, that's what happens when the good guys win the election and I roll my own jokes.

[Just another Joe]

Proof that God does exist

All the parts fit together during sex.

[Argh]

Sometimes they do.

Whoops!

[Argh]

By the way, if I didn't fit with Jenna Edwards, Miss Florida, I'd fall on my sword. If I had one. You're welcome.

[Cold Heat]

I have not seen this thread for a while.

I think I'll load my pipe!