Posted on 03/25/2005 8:16:07 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo Hooooo! TGIF and Happy Easter everyone!! Time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Happy Easter!"
"Arrrgh, silliness!" 
"Ahhh, Friday!"
Like that Easter Bunny!
You do good work...:)
Shabbat Shalom, JRBC.
These wounds won't heal. They will cauterize. It's not silly, I know, and therefore not good for the thread. We will not recover from this event. Unfortunately, we will become used to it and think it's normal.
Just like that ringing in your ears after your first rock concert.
OK - I'll be good now.
I saved a bunch of energy and stayed comfortable. I ran my AC in the winter and my heater in the summer.
I wonder why ol' JC never thought of that?
Shalom.
I try.
ArGee, all I had to do was read the first two lines to know it came from you....
That cartoon reminds me of the cat and dog hair that is attracted to my black pants.
Job Application
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager.
Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, ''Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant.''
"And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.
"We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the department manager.
"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.
''Simple,'' said the department manager, ''Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'''
Oh...My..God! That is hilarious!
Can you email that to me? I'm someplace where I can't print.:) Will send you my email address.
Well, isn´t it usual for Christians to mourn on "Good Friday"? I´m sorry, but I don´t understand that someone starts a "silliness thread" on this day - especially while we have to read that Michael Schiavo is already planning the funeral of a women he is going to kill. But that and the judicial decisions aren´t the saddest news of today - it is that a majority of Americans approve the silent death of Terri. I can´t believe it. Can you?
That's very funny. I use "smee" when I call somebody I know. They say "Hello," I say "smee." The bad print I did is a self-portrait titled "Smeee." There are no new ideas. sigh.
I really did need some laughs today!
OK
The Three Ministers
Three ministers and their wives were traveling on a mountain road to a weekend retreat. The car had a blowout and fell into a canyon, resulting in the death of all aboard.
The next thing they know the three couples are before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
The first minister walks up to Saint Peter and says, “I’m Reverend Bill, and I’ve been a minister for 20 years.”
Saint Peter looks in his book and says, “Reverend Bill, we know about you. Your mortal sin was gluttony. All you ever thought about was food. You’re the only reverend on record to preach with a sandwich in one hand and a hotdog in the other. Why you thought about food so much, you even married a woman named Peaches. I’m sorry but there is no place in Heaven for you.”
The second minister walks up to Saint Peter and says, “I’m Reverend Bob, and I’ve been a minister for 25 years.”
Saint Peter looks in his book and says, “Reverend Bob, we know about you. Your mortal sin was avarice. All you ever thought about was money. You’re the only reverend on record to pass the collection plate four times in one service. Why you thought about money so much, you even married a woman named Penny. I’m sorry but there is no place in Heaven for you.”
Upon seeing what transpired to the previous two ministers, the third turns to his wife and says, “Well Fanny, I guess we best get going.”
Best Regards
Sergio
That is SOS in morse code, yes?
Easter's Cancelled
(sorry ArGee)
Yep!
Easter-Bunny-rude-awakening toon
BTTT
LOL!!!
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