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If World War 2 had been an online game chatroom
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Posted on 11/30/2005 5:40:40 AM PST by Srirangan

Look what I found!!

Source: History Forum
If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u ***s im gunna kick ur *****
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin ***
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is ***
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be *** gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

ROFL!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: darkshearesfault; headshotboom; history; humor; icandanceallday; kayak; secondworldwar; worldwar2; wwii
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1 posted on 11/30/2005 5:40:42 AM PST by Srirangan
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To: Srirangan

LOL!


2 posted on 11/30/2005 5:43:17 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: Srirangan

"paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks"


LOL


3 posted on 11/30/2005 5:45:00 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Srirangan

Hilarious!!


4 posted on 11/30/2005 5:46:16 AM PST by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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To: Grannyx4

Okay, this is just HILARIOUS.


5 posted on 11/30/2005 5:47:58 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Yarn-ho.)
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To: LongElegantLegs

> Stalin: church help me
> Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
> Stalin: dont be an arss
> Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
> Eisenhower: LOL

best part! :)


6 posted on 11/30/2005 5:49:56 AM PST by Srirangan
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To: LongElegantLegs

Bump for a later read.


7 posted on 11/30/2005 5:54:30 AM PST by Vor Lady (Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?)
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To: SAMWolf; snippy_about_it; Valin; alfa6; Iris7; Peanut Gallery; PhilDragoo; colorado tanker; ...

ping


9 posted on 11/30/2005 6:15:27 AM PST by Professional Engineer (She likes Hot Wheels and ham radio! This baby girl thing might not be too bad.)
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T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*

I love it...

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

10 posted on 11/30/2005 6:17:39 AM PST by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: Srirangan

I don't care who ya are, that's funny.


11 posted on 11/30/2005 6:18:19 AM PST by RabidBartender
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To: Srirangan
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

ROFL!

12 posted on 11/30/2005 6:22:53 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance
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To: Srirangan

I understood it all. Should I seek counseling?


13 posted on 11/30/2005 6:23:17 AM PST by r9etb
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To: Srirangan

They forgot Degaulle showing up at the end of everything and acting as if he did everything.
*snicker*


14 posted on 11/30/2005 6:25:00 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Professional Engineer

LOL!!


15 posted on 11/30/2005 6:25:25 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Quit bogartin all the nukes man.


16 posted on 11/30/2005 6:32:02 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: r9etb

LOL!


17 posted on 11/30/2005 6:33:02 AM PST by Abathar (Proudly catching hell for posting without reading since 2004)
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To: cripplecreek
*Cripplecreek has been eliminated.
18 posted on 11/30/2005 6:33:35 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance
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To: r9etb
Sad, ain't it?

I actually said "LOL" to someone the other day.

19 posted on 11/30/2005 6:50:50 AM PST by SquirrelKing (I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
cripplecreek: Aww ****!
20 posted on 11/30/2005 6:51:15 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: cripplecreek
Fierce Allegiance; haha scru u and ur alegns. hahahh. lol
21 posted on 11/30/2005 6:57:13 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (I will prevail.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
cripplecreek has left the game
22 posted on 11/30/2005 6:58:19 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: cripplecreek; Fierce Allegiance
Darksheare claims no knowledge.
23 posted on 11/30/2005 7:02:36 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Repub4bush; feefee; Misty Memory; gardencatz; Charles Henrickson; franksolich; commonguymd; ...

Thought you'd all enjoy this. :^)


24 posted on 11/30/2005 7:16:17 AM PST by KJC1
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To: Srirangan; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; tiamat; ...
Slings and Arrows: U R all ha><>< orz this iz ghey!


25 posted on 11/30/2005 7:22:55 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Note for visitors at Arafat's grave - first dance, THEN pee.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Darksheare: What's this button do? *Artillery strike launched!* oops.
26 posted on 11/30/2005 7:25:58 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Srirangan

Hitler attacked Stalin before Pearl Harbor.


27 posted on 11/30/2005 7:29:23 AM PST by Tribune7
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To: KJC1

thx! this is gr8. lol :^0


28 posted on 11/30/2005 7:32:18 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (chaRlie)
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To: Darksheare

"They forgot Degaulle showing up at the end of everything and acting as if he did everything.
*snicker*"

WE didn't forget..LOL!


29 posted on 11/30/2005 7:49:47 AM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; Allegra

Y'all will LOVE this!


30 posted on 11/30/2005 7:51:42 AM PST by Xenalyte (Tom Cruise is in my closet and he won't come out.)
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To: Safrguns

ping


31 posted on 11/30/2005 8:24:47 AM PST by kenth (Come back here... so that I may brain thee!)
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To: calrighty

Never will forget.
His nose in the air snooty poodle attitude set the stage and tone for the next 60 plus years and into the foreseeable future for France.


32 posted on 11/30/2005 8:33:31 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Professional Engineer

Where's Monty claiming he could win the entire game if we'd just listen to him?


33 posted on 11/30/2005 8:33:50 AM PST by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
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To: Srirangan; Quick1; indcons; somniferum; KoRn; Duke Nukum; expat_brit; Galactic Overlord-In-Chief; ..
Video game ping!

If you want on or off this list, Freepmail me

34 posted on 11/30/2005 8:34:20 AM PST by Sofa King (A wise man uses compromise as an alternative to defeat. A fool uses it as an alternative to victory.)
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To: Srirangan

Oldie but goodie.


35 posted on 11/30/2005 8:35:18 AM PST by Quick1
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To: SquirrelKing

LOL. I've done that!


36 posted on 11/30/2005 8:44:47 AM PST by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
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To: StayAt HomeMother

Monty: I planned it that way!


37 posted on 11/30/2005 8:45:40 AM PST by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
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To: Darksheare

You must have attended the Dee Dee (of Dexter's Lab) military school. ;-)


38 posted on 11/30/2005 8:48:26 AM PST by Pyro7480 (Sancte Joseph, terror daemonum, ora pro nobis!)
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To: Srirangan

lol good god that was funny.


39 posted on 11/30/2005 8:52:46 AM PST by Leatherneck_MT (3-7-77 (No that's not a Date))
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To: Darksheare

LOL

I just KNEW this thread would be interesting LOL


40 posted on 11/30/2005 8:54:50 AM PST by MikefromOhio
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To: Pyro7480

LOL, pretty much.

If there's buttons, guaranteed I'm trying to figure out their functions.
Usually with bad results.


41 posted on 11/30/2005 8:55:52 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: MikeinIraq

Heh heh.

It is a great thread.
;-)


42 posted on 11/30/2005 9:00:41 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Srirangan
Funny but not even close, should of been alot more of Hitler and Stalin fighting, since the German Army had her back broken on the Eastern Front, and right to the end there were always 3 or more Germans facing the soviets to facing the allies.
43 posted on 11/30/2005 9:05:02 AM PST by tonycavanagh
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To: Srirangan; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Fierce Allegiance; Owl_Eagle

"WORST. WAR. EVER."

44 posted on 11/30/2005 9:14:37 AM PST by martin_fierro (Not a good week for Glitter and Flair)
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To: Srirangan; Safrguns; RandallFlagg

FPS DOUG LIKES IT!!!1!

45 posted on 11/30/2005 9:19:25 AM PST by martin_fierro (Not a good week for Glitter and Flair)
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To: Xenalyte; Hap; humblegunner; Allegra

That's awesome!


46 posted on 11/30/2005 9:34:13 AM PST by Bacon Man
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To: Dashing Dasher

I don't even need to say anything...well, except...

Ultra[007]: omg i hax!
*Dashing Dasher has been eliminated*
Ultra[007]: w00t!


47 posted on 11/30/2005 10:02:16 AM PST by Ultra Sonic 007 (We DARE Defend Our Rights [Alabama State Motto])
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To: patton; Squantos

Pretty funny.


48 posted on 11/30/2005 10:03:46 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (All rights reserved.)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL!!!!!

Pure Pwnage


LOL


49 posted on 11/30/2005 10:19:47 AM PST by MikefromOhio
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To: AnOldCowhand; Conspiracy Guy; Dashing Dasher; Fierce Allegiance; PaulaB; peacebaby; pissant; ...

Wednesday morning LYAO ping….


50 posted on 11/30/2005 10:49:12 AM PST by The SISU kid (I have seen the future (but I signed a nondisclosure))
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