**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Free Republic isn't free ^ | 01/06/2006 | It's Arthur

[BJClinton]

Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*

[Tatze]

You scored as Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix). You can change the world around you. You have a strong will and a high technical aptitude. Now if only Agent Smith would quit beating up your friends.

Coming on December 1, 2005:
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel

Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)		75%
Serenity (from Firefly)		69%
SG-1 (from Stargate)		63%
Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)		63%
Enterprise D (from Star Trek)		56%
Moya (from Farscape)		56%
Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)		50%
Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)		38%

Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? v1.0
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[Maximus of Texas]

Elaine on Seinfiled had a good bit about the nekkid male body. I think most women would echo your thoughts and its not because there are any sexual tendencies one way or the other.

[Lucretia Borgia]

Please, any one but Pelosi. When ever she is one, all I see are those EYES of hers. They are so unhuman. Ugh

[EX52D]

You scored as Moya (from Farscape). You are surrounded by muppets. But that is okay because they are your friends and have shown many times that they can be trusted. Now if only you could stop being bothered about wormholes.

Coming on December 1, 2005:
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel

Moya (from Farscape)		94%
Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)		94%
SG-1 (from Stargate)		75%
Serenity (from Firefly)		69%
Enterprise D (from Star Trek)		63%
Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)		63%
Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)		56%
Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)		44%

Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? v1.0
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[LongElegantLegs]

Ha! I am waaaaaay ahead of you. I own the movie and the series already. ;-)

"...We should start dealing in those black market beagles. "

[najida]

Erm,
we do.

[Rummyfan]

Me too! No more college pigskin till August! And soon the NFL will wrap up too. February is the most depressing month of the year - no football of any kind and horrible weather! Thankfully it is only twenty-eight days long!

[fnord]

You scored as Serenity (from Firefly). You like to live your own way and do not enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you that you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

Coming on December 1, 2005:
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel

SG-1 (from Stargate)		100%
Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)		100%
Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)		100%
Serenity (from Firefly)		100%
Moya (from Farscape)		81%
Enterprise D (from Star Trek)		75%
Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)		75%
Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)		75%

Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? v1.0
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[R. Scott]

You scored as Moya (from Farscape).

You are surrounded by muppets. But that is okay because they are your friends and have shown many times that they can be trusted. Now if only you could stop being bothered about wormholes.
Coming on December 1, 2005:
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel
Moya (from Farscape) 88%
Serenity (from Firefly) 88%
SG-1 (from Stargate) 81%
Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars) 81%
Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop) 69%
Enterprise D (from Star Trek) 63%
Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix) 63%
Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica) 63%

[BTHOtu]

There's always baseball.

Damn, I can't type that with a straight face.

[Rummyfan]

Ah yes! There's 'good naked' and 'bad naked'! A man's body is utilitarian, made for getting around. It's like a Jeep. Whereas a woman's body is beautiful..... True!

[Rummyfan]

Baseball, basketball, hockey - bah! (Although I do enjoy hockey when it gets to playoff time, which is April.)

[Chanticleer]

I didn't know who Ron Jeremy was so I did a search. Fortunately, the filters caught me. I imagine you're right.

Yeah, now that you mention it, my idea of a sexy guy is either in faded blue jeans or a tuxedo -- never au naturel. I don't get why European men are so hooked on Speedos. Even guys in great shape look gross in them.

If you really want to drive me insane with passion, a guy needs to say something like...

Honey, you look tired. Want don't you put your feet up and read while I ... (cook dinner, clean the house, care for the kids)

Honey, Let's talk. I want to hear about your day.

Playoff game? What playoff game? You're more important to me than (football, basketball, competitive bobsledding)

Wait. Maybe I AM a lesbian. I obviously want a woman.

[The_Victor]

You scored as Samwise Gamgee.

Samwise Gamgee		83%
Legolas		77%
Galadriel		73%
Arwen of Rivendell		73%
Gandalf the Grey		70%
Aragorn		67%
Frodo Baggins		60%
Saruman the White		57%
Gimli		50%
Peregrin Took (Pippin)		40%
Gollum		40%
Boromir		33%
Eowyn of Rohan		33%
Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry)		27%

Which Lord of the Rings character are you most like?
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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Wow, Aragon is quite a sexy man.

Morning.

[Chanticleer]

Another Gamgee! My brother.

[fredhead]

Isn't the Winter Olympics coming up?

Women's Figure Skating!!!

[fnord]

missed it by this much < - >

[Chanticleer]

Want don't you put your feet up ...

Obviously, I was so excited, I couldn't write English. That would be Why don't you put your feet up...

[Maximus of Texas]

Ok, would you require a condum before kissing this?