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Pencil in penis backfires
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Posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:19 PM PST by Coleus

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: balkans; belgrade; bladder; bravodelta; darwinaward; impotence; milosevic; ouch; pencil; penis; serb; serbia; viagra; zeljkotupic
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Ouch! what an idiot. I wonder if he sharpened it or filed the pencil smooth before inserting it.
1 posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:20 PM PST by Coleus
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To: Coleus

Don't tell me the Serbs aren't tough.


2 posted on 02/14/2006 7:13:57 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Coleus

OUCH!


3 posted on 02/14/2006 7:14:36 PM PST by leda (Dream a better dream and work to make it reality!)
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To: Coleus
A pencil in the wang? And I thought I was cool writing my name in the snow with yellow ink.......sheesh.


4 posted on 02/14/2006 7:14:49 PM PST by Viking2002 (Allah FUBAR!)
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To: Coleus; mhking

just damn ping.


5 posted on 02/14/2006 7:15:02 PM PST by jdm (You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)
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To: Coleus

Thanks for the great laugh...


6 posted on 02/14/2006 7:16:24 PM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: Coleus
No kidding. Two Popsicle sticks and a couple of rubber bands do the job. Not that I'd know. I've just heard that.

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.

Really.

7 posted on 02/14/2006 7:17:05 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: cripplecreek
I'm wondering how he expected his semen to come out when his urethra was plugged with a pencil?
8 posted on 02/14/2006 7:18:13 PM PST by Coleus (IMHO, The IVF procedure is immoral & kills many embryos/children and should be outlawed)
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To: Coleus; Conservative4Life

Reading the title made me think it shot out somehow :O


9 posted on 02/14/2006 7:18:21 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Coleus

"So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis."

By "new lover," do they mean his new, out of the box electric pencil sharpener? [ / cringe ]

I don't think any woman can realize just how painful it is to be a man and read something like this.

You just cringe, really. It's that wicked.


10 posted on 02/14/2006 7:18:39 PM PST by jdm (You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)
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To: Coleus

"I'm wondering how he expected his semen to come out when his urethra was plugged with a pencil?"

Perhaps he didn't want his semen to be released.

This is a new form of contraception (#2 style).


11 posted on 02/14/2006 7:20:37 PM PST by jdm (You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)
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To: Coleus
he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

And all along I was under the impression that intense,searing pain at that exact location would be a turn off not the other way around.

12 posted on 02/14/2006 7:20:58 PM PST by carlr
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To: Coleus

Was it a #2?

Was it a Dixon Ticonderoga or an Eberhard Faber?


13 posted on 02/14/2006 7:21:23 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Coleus

This hurts just to read about! How does someone actually go through with such a stupid plan?


14 posted on 02/14/2006 7:22:06 PM PST by Duke Nukum (To thine own self be true...or relatively true. --Guy Caballero)
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To: Coleus

"Sorry Doc, the pills don't work. I even tried packing 'em in two at a time, but it didn't help."


15 posted on 02/14/2006 7:22:46 PM PST by kenth
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To: Coleus

Good Grief more serbia erotica.


16 posted on 02/14/2006 7:22:52 PM PST by usmcobra (I'm a Marine on currently on inactive status awaiting an eternal change of duty station)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare; arasina

Freakin' Moron Ping.


17 posted on 02/14/2006 7:22:59 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Maybe it was an Eberhard Faber, I heard they put a lot of lead in their pencils.


18 posted on 02/14/2006 7:23:08 PM PST by Coleus (IMHO, The IVF procedure is immoral & kills many embryos/children and should be outlawed)
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To: Coleus

Well, if someone asks this guy "Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?", he can reply, "Both".


19 posted on 02/14/2006 7:24:47 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: null and void; Darksheare

A ping to make you feel somewhat normal.


20 posted on 02/14/2006 7:25:22 PM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: jdm; burnt bosom

Maybe most women can't realize just how painful it is, but I bet they are rolling on the floor, laughing.

I know I am!


21 posted on 02/14/2006 7:25:31 PM PST by where HE leads me
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To: Coleus

What a pencil-dic*ed mofo.


22 posted on 02/14/2006 7:25:47 PM PST by garv
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To: Army Air Corps; mikrofon; martin_fierro

He wanted an Eberhard Saber.


23 posted on 02/14/2006 7:26:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Every man reading this thread has been shifting uncomfortably in his seat.)
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To: Coleus
"I'm wondering how he expected his semen to come out when his urethra was plugged with a pencil?"

I'm wondering how he could focus on having sex instead of on how much pain he was in.

24 posted on 02/14/2006 7:27:01 PM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: Coleus

damn...I thought that little wire inserted a quarter inch hurt once back after a visit to Subic City, PI... Can't imagine what a whole pencil would be like!!


25 posted on 02/14/2006 7:27:09 PM PST by sit-rep (If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
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To: Army Air Corps

"Was it a..."
Carpenter's pencil.


26 posted on 02/14/2006 7:27:50 PM PST by Deaf Smith
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To: Charles Henrickson

*Chortle*


27 posted on 02/14/2006 7:28:02 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Coleus
"HA, HA!"


28 posted on 02/14/2006 7:28:27 PM PST by MotleyGirl70 ("It's turkey jerky. Want some? Come on take a pull. No? Okay, more for me.")
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To: Deaf Smith

Yeeeooowwwwccchhh!


29 posted on 02/14/2006 7:28:39 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: kenth

30 posted on 02/14/2006 7:29:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Every man reading this thread has been shifting uncomfortably in his seat.)
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To: Coleus

I'm just amazed at what men will do for sex. WOW!


31 posted on 02/14/2006 7:29:27 PM PST by Vicki (Washington State where anyone can vote .... illegals, non-residents or anyone just passing through)
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To: Richard Kimball
That's funny... To this day, when I go to friends 40th birthday party, I wrap a dozen Popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape as a gift for the males...it goes over quite well!!
32 posted on 02/14/2006 7:29:32 PM PST by sit-rep (If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
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To: Duke Nukum
"How does someone actually go through with such a stupid plan?"

A lot of really good drugs?

33 posted on 02/14/2006 7:29:39 PM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: sweetliberty

.....only somewhat.


34 posted on 02/14/2006 7:30:08 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Coleus

Maybe it was a golf pencil.

Or a mechanical pencil that grows when you press the eraser for more lead.


35 posted on 02/14/2006 7:30:30 PM PST by synbad600
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To: Army Air Corps

Your ping could've said "Get a lead of THIS!" :^)


36 posted on 02/14/2006 7:30:46 PM PST by arasina (So there.)
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To: Vicki

Meatloaf's "I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that" has a whole new meaning...


37 posted on 02/14/2006 7:30:56 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Richard Kimball

Hah.


38 posted on 02/14/2006 7:31:15 PM PST by arasina (So there.)
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To: where HE leads me
"I know I am!"

Anybody that stupid deserves to be laughed at!

39 posted on 02/14/2006 7:31:53 PM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: Coleus; Fast Ed97; Flavius Josephus; GreatOne; highimpact; JRios1968; Mr. Mojo; SevenofNine; ...


Jim Rome ping
FReepmail me to get on or off this Jim Rome pinglist....

"Have a take, don't suck or you'll get run......."


This gives new meaning to the phrase "Lead in the Pencil".....

40 posted on 02/14/2006 7:32:30 PM PST by MikefromOhio (Brokeback Mountain: The ONLY western where the Cowboys GET IT IN THE END!!!)
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To: jdm
You just cringe, really. It's that wicked.

Yeah, I'm no wuss by any standard, but that gets a reaction.

41 posted on 02/14/2006 7:32:37 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: Coleus
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42 posted on 02/14/2006 7:32:50 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.)
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To: arasina

*Snort, chortle*

Man, I had heard of some stupid actions, but this is a trophy winner. Although, my parent knew an RN who told of some stories along this vein about people who came to the emergency room...


43 posted on 02/14/2006 7:32:56 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Coleus

WHY???? WTF is wrong with this guy?


44 posted on 02/14/2006 7:33:22 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: 3rdcanyon; 75thOVI; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; annyokie; ...
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

He was just BEGGING to be written off.


No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

45 posted on 02/14/2006 7:33:59 PM PST by martin_fierro (Drawn the the bizarre.)
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To: Coleus
So as he prepared for a night with his new [B]lover[/B]...

Gender left ambiguous, of course. Gay men engage in these kinds of practices to enhance sexual response all the time, usually with glass thermometers (which occasionally break, requiring emergency surgery) rather than pencils (LOL!)

But I suppose, as the activists tell us, this is another way they are "just like heterosexuals." ;)

46 posted on 02/14/2006 7:34:17 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves ("When the government is invasive, the people are wanting." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: arasina

Either that or a "Get the lead out...PLEASE! Ping"


47 posted on 02/14/2006 7:34:39 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

. . . . . . . Serbian condom

48 posted on 02/14/2006 7:34:40 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Every man reading this thread has been shifting uncomfortably in his seat.)
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To: Coleus

49 posted on 02/14/2006 7:35:21 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Army Air Corps
"...along this vein..."

No comment. (LOL)

50 posted on 02/14/2006 7:35:34 PM PST by arasina (So there.)
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