Pencil in penis backfires

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[Coleus]

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

[Coleus]

Ouch! what an idiot. I wonder if he sharpened it or filed the pencil smooth before inserting it.

[cripplecreek]

Don't tell me the Serbs aren't tough.

[leda]

OUCH!

[Viking2002]

A pencil in the wang? And I thought I was cool writing my name in the snow with yellow ink.......sheesh.

[jdm]

just damn ping.

[andysandmikesmom]

Thanks for the great laugh...

[Richard Kimball]

No kidding. Two Popsicle sticks and a couple of rubber bands do the job. Not that I'd know. I've just heard that.

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Really.

[Coleus]

I'm wondering how he expected his semen to come out when his urethra was plugged with a pencil?

[Trillian]

Reading the title made me think it shot out somehow :O

[jdm]

"So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis."

By "new lover," do they mean his new, out of the box electric pencil sharpener? [ / cringe ]

I don't think any woman can realize just how painful it is to be a man and read something like this.

You just cringe, really. It's that wicked.

[jdm]

"I'm wondering how he expected his semen to come out when his urethra was plugged with a pencil?"

Perhaps he didn't want his semen to be released.

This is a new form of contraception (#2 style).

[carlr]

he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

And all along I was under the impression that intense,searing pain at that exact location would be a turn off not the other way around.

[Army Air Corps]

Was it a #2?

Was it a Dixon Ticonderoga or an Eberhard Faber?

[Duke Nukum]

This hurts just to read about! How does someone actually go through with such a stupid plan?

[kenth]

"Sorry Doc, the pills don't work. I even tried packing 'em in two at a time, but it didn't help."

[usmcobra]

Good Grief more serbia erotica.

[Army Air Corps]

Freakin' Moron Ping.

[Coleus]

Maybe it was an Eberhard Faber, I heard they put a lot of lead in their pencils.

[Army Air Corps]

Well, if someone asks this guy "Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?", he can reply, "Both".

[sweetliberty]

A ping to make you feel somewhat normal.

[where HE leads me]

Maybe most women can't realize just how painful it is, but I bet they are rolling on the floor, laughing.

I know I am!

[garv]

What a pencil-dic*ed mofo.

[Charles Henrickson]

He wanted an Eberhard Saber.

[sweetliberty]

"I'm wondering how he expected his semen to come out when his urethra was plugged with a pencil?"

I'm wondering how he could focus on having sex instead of on how much pain he was in.

[sit-rep]

damn...I thought that little wire inserted a quarter inch hurt once back after a visit to Subic City, PI... Can't imagine what a whole pencil would be like!!

[Deaf Smith]

"Was it a..."
Carpenter's pencil.

[Army Air Corps]

*Chortle*

[MotleyGirl70]

"HA, HA!"

[Army Air Corps]

Yeeeooowwwwccchhh!

[Charles Henrickson]

[Vicki]

I'm just amazed at what men will do for sex. WOW!

[sit-rep]

That's funny... To this day, when I go to friends 40th birthday party, I wrap a dozen Popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape as a gift for the males...it goes over quite well!!

[sweetliberty]

"How does someone actually go through with such a stupid plan?"

A lot of really good drugs?

[Delta 21]

.....only somewhat.

[synbad600]

Maybe it was a golf pencil.

Or a mechanical pencil that grows when you press the eraser for more lead.

[arasina]

Your ping could've said "Get a lead of THIS!" :^)

[Army Air Corps]

Meatloaf's "I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that" has a whole new meaning...

[arasina]

Hah.

[sweetliberty]

"I know I am!"

Anybody that stupid deserves to be laughed at!

[MikefromOhio]

Jim Rome ping
FReepmail me to get on or off this Jim Rome pinglist....

"Have a take, don't suck or you'll get run......."


This gives new meaning to the phrase "Lead in the Pencil".....

[Smokin' Joe]

You just cringe, really. It's that wicked.

Yeah, I'm no wuss by any standard, but that gets a reaction.

[Rakkasan1]

[Army Air Corps]

*Snort, chortle*

Man, I had heard of some stupid actions, but this is a trophy winner. Although, my parent knew an RN who told of some stories along this vein about people who came to the emergency room...

[RockinRight]

WHY???? WTF is wrong with this guy?

[martin_fierro]

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

He was just BEGGING to be written off.

No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
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[Mr. Jeeves]

So as he prepared for a night with his new [B]lover[/B]...

Gender left ambiguous, of course. Gay men engage in these kinds of practices to enhance sexual response all the time, usually with glass thermometers (which occasionally break, requiring emergency surgery) rather than pencils (LOL!)

But I suppose, as the activists tell us, this is another way they are "just like heterosexuals." ;)

[Army Air Corps]

Either that or a "Get the lead out...PLEASE! Ping"

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . . . . . Serbian condom

[Delta 21]

[arasina]

"...along this vein..."

No comment. (LOL)