Posted on 10/17/2006 10:23:48 PM PDT by EveningStar
This Week on South Park
A South Park Elementary School teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new School Hallway Monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction.
This all-new episode of South Park airs tonight, Wednesday, October 18 at 10:00 P.M. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
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It sounds like you've never been married. Believe me, if a wife wants a piece of your clothing to disappear, it's going to disappear.
Yes, yes, she will. You just don't realize yet that you'll still be breathing at that point.
Learn the following three phrases, and repeat them until you can use them on reflex:
No, I haven't.
I am pretty much resigned to the fact that it will go away. I am willing to part with it for her.
And the rehab center has a continuous line entering and leaving.
You forgot the most important one:
4. Do you want the Gold Card or the Black Card?
I thought it was, 'What, are you retarded?'.
There's no comma-ing in WAYR!
I bet they considered Butters but he's been through enough already.
Damn who I feel sorry for Butters or Poor Ike I think both
With Butters he may have caught disease with that skank Paris Hilton
God Bless Peggy Noonan indeed.
The general vibe I'm getting here goes along with my sick way of thinking...where were these teachers when I was a horny pubescent teenager? But that's just selfish.
Now that I'm a horny well read adult, I'm not sure how I feel about 13-17 year old boys having affairs with their hot FEMALE teachers. If it were me circa 1984 I'd be all in favor of it. But if it's my son circa 2012 I'm not sure I'd feel the same way.
Seriously for a second...what does everyone here really think. If it were your kid.
WAYR: New catch-phrase, should replace booyah on Sportscenter. Or LMAO or ROFL. New addition to internet speak.
It's the next hip thing. Why not, it says it all about 25% of the population. Some people are just plain stupid. As John Wayne said "Life is tough...it's tougher when you're stupid."
That's the downside to Democracy, retards get to vote...and these idiots invariably vote for the jackass with a D next to their names. Then they wonder why Gubmint is huge, tells them what to do and takes their money....
They really are retarded...or at least have an IQ of 71 bordering on retarded.
It was great that Cartman actually thought that he was busting people for hall infractions instead of child sex charges...nice touch by Parker and Stone.
Fortunately for them, absurdity isn't hard to find in American culture and lampoon. They have very fertile fields to plow.
I recorded the episode last night. I finally watched it a couple hours ago. I do not know how Trey and Matt keep hitting home runs, but they hit another one last night.
This was a great episode. :)
I think they are so good at it because they have fun when they make the episodes.
I don't think it's a job for them.
The cops said, "You're so full of crap Foley" HAHAHA
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