drug testing marijuana cocaine

the asking times ^ | oct 13 2007 | john doe

[kinganil]

hello does anyone know about drug testing cocaine and marijuana.

[kinganil]

how long does cocaine stay in your system for, for an average person. does it break down into other things which are test for also? Is it possible to come up positive on a regular home test or stick test, and then come up negative in a lab test? Just say a person did very little amount of cocaine about 1/4 of a gram and about 85 hours later took a drug test and came up positive, is it possible that if it is sent to a lab that tests using ms/gs for it to come up negative? And it came up alot positive for the stick test

[TexasCajun]

If you don’t use, you don’t have to worry.

[A CA Guy]

You need to ping the libertarian list for the answer I think!

[cripplecreek]

[Darksheare]

Lookee here...

[darkangel82]

Ah, the creator of the July undead returns(and what a classic thread that one was.) ibtz?

[Darksheare]

Ib4tz again.
Seems we have a new pet!

[cripplecreek]

Somebody has been into the acetone again.

[darkangel82]

LOL yep.

[sionnsar]

I can't answer your questions because I have no idea, but I seem to recall reading somewhere that some drugs leave traces in the hair. So if what everyone here is suspecting is true, you'll need to do a very close all-over shave.

And don't forget those eyebrows, eyelashes and nose hairs.

You're welcome.

*\;-)

[sionnsar]

Ah, the creator of the July undead returns(and what a classic thread that one was.) ibtz?

Gosh, we've never had the same host twice!

[cripplecreek]

Mr Razor will need a trip to the basement too I assume.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

A “practical joker” deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.
Bastinado is about right.
For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.
But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.

LAZARUS LONG

[pillut48]

Hmmm. “If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime” seems to fit here right about now...

Is it just me, or does there seem to be an abundance of plants on FR today?

[Darksheare]

We need a very big watering can for this one.

[darkangel82]

They’re all potted plants, but this one fell off the windowsill and broke.

[csvset]

Run for public office. Politicians aren’t drug tested.

[Darksheare]

You’ll probably want the expertise of DU, or the High Times editorial staff.

[1rudeboy]

Remember the court order, Britney!

[JRios1968]

[DieHard the Hunter]

IBTZ

[pillut48]

[Darksheare]

That’ll work!

[pillut48]

Must be something in the water today, LOL. :-)

Guess the plants can’t stand all the money Rush is making on ebay in such a short amount of time for that letter from the Phony 41 Patriot Senators who thought they could stomp all over the Constitution!! We really need to spread the word since the MSM won’t! :-)

[Darksheare]

Yeah, the chlorophylled ones have trouble with anything that doesn’t go their way.

[darkangel82]

forgot to say IBTZ

[Darksheare]

Here ya go.

[DieHard the Hunter]

I hear that they have a brand-new drug test that doesn’t require labs or samples or anything. They’re using a waterboard to get signed confessions from suspected cocaine users and pot-heads: it’s more efficient and it bypasses all the inconveniences of having to gather evidence &tc.

[Darksheare]

Great, now you’ll have him all paranoid.
And we were trying to avoid that.
He’ll likely run off screaming now.

[txroadkill]

[red-dawg]

[DieHard the Hunter]

> Great, now you’ll have him all paranoid.
> And we were trying to avoid that.
> He’ll likely run off screaming now.

(grin) I think the Primus video might have done that already. That is really hell-funny stuff.

[Darksheare]

Gravity Kills.

[Darksheare]

*chuckle*
Yeah, gotta love that band and the wacked out stuff they had for videos.

[cripplecreek]

Sober

[Darksheare]

Remedy.

[Darksheare]

Ministry - Lay Lady Lay.
Way better than Dylan's original.

[cripplecreek]

Heh heh he Maggots and rats in a video equal cool.

[Darksheare]

Back in the moment.

[Darksheare]

*chuckle*

Looking for some of Rob Zombie’s stuff, hang on a second.

[cripplecreek]

Gotta be thunderkiss.

[A_Tradition_Continues]

Most companies use hair samples now. These accurate test can detect illegal substance use for a 4-6 month period.

[Darksheare]

Thunderkiss it is.

[Darksheare]

Call of Cthulhu trailer.

[Darksheare]

How’s your Cadillac Fleetwood doing, by the way?

Here’s an idea, drop some 100% alcohol into the tank.
That should clean out your acetone problem...

[Caramelgal]

Try this.

Ecstasy

[Drew68]

If you don’t use, you don’t have to worry.

False positives are a legitimate concern. I'm in the military and take drug tests frequently. I haven't touched drugs in years but I'm always worried that someone is going to screw up my test and end my career.

[pandoraou812]

Drink on bottle of red wine vinegar. Just chug it down fast. About a half hour later drink an 8 oz glass of milk. Then if you can take your drug test.

[TigersEye]

I have heard that none of those "flushes" work. As an herbalist I have been asked for them and they usually want goldenseal along with diuretic herbs. Other good herbalists I have known say none of them work. I tend to think they're right.

That said; if you have the grit to chug a bottle of vinegar you ought to at least get a year off your sentence for not being a wuss. /s

[cripplecreek]

I remember on the Mythbusters show they kept coming up with false positives when they ate poppyseeds.