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The worst, most humiliating baby names
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Posted on 03/22/2008 8:56:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

What would compel a parent to bestow a newborn with a name like “Tiny Hooker” or “Fanny Large”? Or an amusing choice like “Wanna Towell"? It’s not just Hollywood’s elite opting for unique, embarrassing names—throughout history, normal people separated their offspring from the masses with truly terrible names.

In “Bad Baby Names,” Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback, of the genealogy Web site Ancestry.com, share thousands of shocking names given to real people, as recorded by the U.S. Census Bureau. Discover the funny names based around common themes, like diseases (Fever Bender, Cholera Peace), food (Bread White, Pomegranate Purple), pets (Good Dog), and if you thought Wednesday Addams was unfortunate—wait till you meet Monday Monday.

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TOPICS: History; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
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Many more names at article.
1 posted on 03/22/2008 8:56:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Paging Mr. McCracken, first name Phil...


2 posted on 03/22/2008 9:00:58 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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I knew a man once whose last name was Hood, he and his wife had a baby boy and named him Robin.


3 posted on 03/22/2008 9:03:32 PM PDT by baa39
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Anybody who names their kid Fanny Large should be shot. Geeze.

I know a guy named Lake Trout. Nice guy, really bad name.


4 posted on 03/22/2008 9:04:10 PM PDT by RepublitarianRoger2
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To: Slings and Arrows

I knew a kid named Bronco Buck. Yes, saw his birth certificate. Then you have parents who obviously named their kid for whatever their spoon of alphabet soup said. Just proves once again, there should be a license to be a parent.


6 posted on 03/22/2008 9:05:16 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (The fence is "absolutely not the answer" - Gov. Rick Perry (R, TX))
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To: baa39

My science teacher in 10th grade was named Harry Baum (H Baum) and he named his son Adam.


7 posted on 03/22/2008 9:06:14 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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Middle name “Ng”.


8 posted on 03/22/2008 9:06:30 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I once went on a skiing trip and I sat next to this guy who put his name all over his skis, his name was “Rental.”


9 posted on 03/22/2008 9:07:05 PM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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My best friend is a teacher and he had a student once who was unfortunate to have the first name of Lion. His middle name was Dragon. His parents must’ve played too much D&D. LOL!


10 posted on 03/22/2008 9:08:02 PM PDT by ironwill (I want my daddy's records.)
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To: baa39

A friend of mine had a student in class named “Shithead.” No joke, that is how it was spelled. It was pronounced “Shih-Thee-ed” with the “th” non-voiced as in “theta.”


11 posted on 03/22/2008 9:10:06 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Slings and Arrows

When I worked in wholesale travel there was an owner of an agency who named it after himself—Dick Held Travel (yep, his real name).

In San Francisco no less.


12 posted on 03/22/2008 9:10:52 PM PDT by Hugin (Mecca delenda est!)
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Ima Pigg was a real person - Can’t remember if it was Pig or Pigg...


13 posted on 03/22/2008 9:10:57 PM PDT by GOPJ (Wright shows blacks too can be hateful small minded bigots - Ferraro shows the same for pols.)
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To: Hugin

What about Dick Trickle, the auto racer.


14 posted on 03/22/2008 9:12:18 PM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: Slings and Arrows

PGA golfer dicky pride


15 posted on 03/22/2008 9:13:13 PM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: Slings and Arrows
From the movie "The Sure Thing" here's a candidate: Eliot.

Why? Because Eliot is a kid that eats paste... (or gets taken down hard by his own actions).

Now a good name: Nick... Nick's a guy you can drink beer with ;-)

16 posted on 03/22/2008 9:13:38 PM PDT by Trajan88 (www.bullittclub.com)
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Or the trucking company: A Duie Pyle


17 posted on 03/22/2008 9:14:20 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ve known chiropractors, Dr. Bones, Dr. Thumper, Dear sweet men. terrific doctors.


18 posted on 03/22/2008 9:14:29 PM PDT by television is just wrong
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guy I work with Ping Pong, no kidding.


19 posted on 03/22/2008 9:16:48 PM PDT by VastRWCon (Jack Bauer for President/2008)
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To: GOPJ

I know about Ima Hogg, her father was governor of Texas.

http://www.famoustexans.com/imahogg.htm


20 posted on 03/22/2008 9:17:18 PM PDT by ThomasThomas
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