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7 People Who Cheated Death (Then Kicked It In The B***s)
Cracked.com ^
| 7/21/08
| Son Tran
Posted on 07/21/2008 11:57:35 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
We all like to think of ourselves as badasses. But what would you really do if faced with death? How would you react to being dropped out of a plane without a parachute, or buried alive? After *****ing your pants, that is.
Well these people survived all of that and more, slapping Death in the face and telling it to go make them a sandwich.
(Excerpt) Read more at cracked.com ...
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Society; Weird Stuff
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WARNING: Strong language, excrutiating situations.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
If you do not wince at least 5 times while reading this article, you are already dead.
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posted on
07/22/2008 12:00:22 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: Pontiac
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posted on
07/22/2008 12:18:21 AM PDT
by
Pontiac
(Your message here.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I love Cracked.com. I think their best article is still the most messed up things in the Bible.
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posted on
07/22/2008 12:20:16 AM PDT
by
Mr. Blonde
(You ever thought about being weird for a living?)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/22/2008 12:30:36 AM PDT
by
SolidWood
(Obamarxislamism, the threat to our Republic!)
To: SolidWood
NOBODY laughs at Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!
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posted on
07/22/2008 12:36:59 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: Slings and Arrows
Only you Brother can bring a smile to my face when it is most desperately needed!
Thanks
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posted on
07/22/2008 1:12:29 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(I feel really homesick all the time & so do all the other aliens.....)
To: Slings and Arrows
Read the entire thing. Loved it.
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posted on
07/22/2008 5:22:46 AM PDT
by
submarinerswife
("If I win I can't 't be stopped! If I lose I shall be dead." - George S. Patton)
To: Slings and Arrows
Life imitating art ...
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/22/2008 6:03:45 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(A citizen using a weapon to shoot a criminal is the ultimate act of independence from government.)
To: The SISU kid
< very_manly_and_not_at_all_effeminate_blush>
Wow, thanks!
< /very_manly_and_not_at_all_effeminate_blush>
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posted on
07/22/2008 6:14:11 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: Slings and Arrows
The latte machine was broken this morning. HOW WILL I SURVIVE???!
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
07/22/2008 7:32:30 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: Slings and Arrows
So what, I have cheated certain death a few times.
The sweetest thing in the universe is that breath of air we take.
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posted on
07/22/2008 6:35:01 PM PDT
by
valkyry1
To: SolidWood
That’s hilarious! I knew Magnus had to be on that list somewhere.
To: Slings and Arrows
NOBODY laughs at Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster! Not even Dick Pound?
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posted on
07/22/2008 7:22:22 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
NOBODY laughs at Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!
Not even Dick Pound? Well, maybe this guy:
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posted on
07/22/2008 9:32:40 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
07/26/2008 11:24:40 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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