15 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

Cracked.com ^ | 8/19/08 | Joe Russo

[Slings and Arrows]

It's hard to be amazed by anything you see online, when you know any teenager with a computer and a pirated copy of Photoshop can cobble together a fake photograph in minutes.

Unfortunately this means there's a whole bunch of jaw-dropping pics that the internet declared "FAKE!" the moment they appeared. But as it turns out, some of the most baffling of them are, in fact, real.

[Grizzled Bear]

A transdimensional vortex can really hurt property values.

I don't know. There are times I could really use a trans-dimensional vortex and that one would be very convenient, as it's adjacent to the domicile.

[ovrtaxt]

Could really cut down on that pesky commute...

[xp38]

There is a guy in that photo that had a pretty famous granddaughter.

[cmsgop]

[ovrtaxt]

Which has the better drag coefficient?

I know how we can find out:

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

Gooofy AlGore Lookin’ Down The Barrel??...;0)

[MarkL]

I’m trying to decide if that’s really Heisenberg in that photo. I’m just not sure...

Mark

[humblegunner]

Which has the better drag coefficient?

Dwarves do.

Midgets mostly have big ol' heads. They'll hold a steady ballistic if dropped straight down but for a flattish powered trajectory they are no good.

Dwarves, however, if spun correctly will efficiently fly where you throw them.

[Teacher317]

ROFL... try The-top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians

[MarkL]

I once played with a rescued fawn, LOL, they play rough, my legs were black and blue, from the horn nubbins.

I read somewhere that a disturbing number of "pet deer owners" are killed by their deer, especially young bucks the first time they go into rut.

Mark

[MarkL]

The mountain lions are another story.

What do you mean... I'm sure that the mountain lions would be happy to eat your hand. As an appetizer.

Mark

[ovrtaxt]

Nothing like a horny Bambi to ruin your whole day...

[Bogey78O]

Yup. I have a pic of my wife laying with one of ours and it looks like the cat is as big as her.

[Army Air Corps]

Well, I ‘d make sure that the realtor discloses whether it terminates at Toys ‘R’ Us or the seventh circle of hell.

[LucyT]

AlGore Lookin’ Down The Barrel??

He spent about four months in 'Nam as a photographer, I believe it was. His Senator father sent bodyguards to accompany Al on his tour. Wouldn't you think one of the bodyguards would have told him to not look down a gun barrel?

Not sure AlGore ever went outside the gates of Ton Son Nhut AB, even with bodyguards. It's interesting he never mentions being there.

[Army Air Corps]

Good old fashioned trial and splat.

[Rushmore Rocks]

The lions have been a real problem around here the past couple of years. Our next door neighbor (half a mile away) lost their small dog this spring to a cat. Another neighbor had all the koi in their pond taken. Another neighbor’s new foal had her hind haunches torn up (sixty some stitches) last month. Our son (who lives down the road) had one in his back yard a couple of weeks ago. My Dad was out riding (on a horse) a month ago and came face to face with a lion, who never backed off. We have had them on our back deck recently. They seem to have lost their fear of humans.

We keep a close eye on our grandchildren and pets......and walk armed......and we won’t hesitate to shoot. Open season.

[peggybac]

Is that the body standing next to his casket??

[Grizzled Bear]

Well, I ‘d make sure that the realtor discloses whether it terminates at Toys ‘R’ Us or the seventh circle of hell

There's a difference?

[TheMom]

That pic truly messes with a drunken mind.